Troy Bohunk was born in Chicago, Ill and later moved to Akron, OH, home of the Pro Football Hall of Fame. He was the Band Prom King, as well as the champion of the MAC curling league. He moved to Las Vegas to pursue his dream of being a professional lounge singer/euchre player. During his free time, he teaches 7th grade math. When not working, Troy Bohunk can most frequently be found at the 2-4 poker table, trolling the las vegas strip club scene for vage, or at his home covered in his own urine, feces, and vomit. He was once pronounced legally dead after his heart stopped for 6 minutes at the Boulder Station buffet. He is perhaps best known as the first poker champion of the year 2007, during which time he preferred to go by the moniker “Seamus.” He is survived by his domestic partner, mofobes, and their son, Nate Mollica.
