Today on an anything goes Wednesday the boys handle a variety of topics from capitol punishment to robot fucking, and everything in between.
What sort of thing’s? How about sharing a dime bag with your father in law, the latest addition to the Al Gore trophy case, an OJ update and how Brian’s screwed up his forst day of work. Fuck you cunt!
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Crap, my taxi won’t start. I can’t leave the rank.
WooHoo!!!! 1st post!!!
Crap, missed it by …that much…
Swearing might not be the greatest at the Harley Davidson Cafe, but it can be good in the work place.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/10/16/workplace_language_probe/
yeah 5th cab off the rank.
4th if slashdogx dont get it started are you getting a spark.
This is a tough poll question,and if you’re putting Marino into that bunch,then don’t you have to include Warren Moon?Tarkenton?
Steve Young? They are all great qb’s that couldn’t get the job done in the end…
Okay,Young did,I’ll give him that…
C’mon What about Jim Kelly ??
I’d also like to have seen Steve Young on the list, I was looking for some stats to back it up and found this:
http://raggedthots.blogspot.com/2006/09/best-quarterback-of-all-time.html
Sums it up nicely I think.
Gotta give love to Steve Young, I just don’t think you can have Montana and Young on the same list. Considering Joe is dominating the poll as it is, another 49er wouldn’t have a prayer.
Eng.Bob,I notice Elway is missing in that article,what a joke!
He is the only player to throw for over 3,000 yards and rush for over 200 yards in seven straight seasons (1985–1991)
In 2005, TSN published another special feature honoring the 50 Greatest Quarterbacks. Elway was ranked third behind Johnny Unitas and Joe Montana. During his NFL career, Elway had a winning record against every other NFL team except for one. [citation needed]
Elway also holds the record for most game-winning or game-tying scoring drives in the fourth quarter, with 47,and had the most victories by any qb until a couple of weeks ago.
Oh yea,he could run too!Elway’s 3,417 rushing yards ranks sixth all-time among NFL QB’s behind Cunningham, Steve Young, Michael Vick, Fran Tarkenton, and Steve McNair.
Elway threw for 1,128 yards in his five Super Bowls, second only to Joe Montana’s record of 1,142 yards
Lastly,not only was he the number one pick in the NFL draft….
In the 1981 summer draft, he was the first selection of the New York Yankees. The following year he hit .314 and a club-high 24 home runs while playing for the Oneonta, New York single-A farm club.
Elway is probably the best athlete by far in this poll question,and the 2nd best quarterback of all time,although I see in this “popularity” poll he’s last…
I was following the article until he listed Kurt Warner as an all-time great. Nothing against Warner, but I can think of alot better.
What about Aikman?
I stand by the fact the Kurt Warner is the greatest QB that used to be an grocery store stock boy as an adult, ever.
As well as Young there is one major name missing: John Constantine Unitas
And as a Jets fan maybe Broadway Joe.
As Tom mentioned on the show, we stuck to QB’s of our lifetime so at least we can say we saw them play. Everything else is just going by stats on a page or legend. Sorry all you Y.A Tittle fans.
I’m voting for Elway. Y’all might say I’m biased because I’m a Broncos fan, but the man was still one hell of a quarterback. Hell, I’d still be happy to see him replace Cutler right now. After all, Testaverde’s back in the league.
In other notes, what exactly is capitol punishment? Is it when the capitol has been a bad building and needs to be taught a lesson? *bow chicka bow wow* “You’re a bad capitol. You’ve been very naughty, haven’t you? Look at all the men and women you’ve let in. This is turning you on, isn’t it? Don’t lie to me, I see that dome.”
Growing up in SF I got to see both Montana and Young play. Now I voted for Montana and I know he is clear and away the best QB of our lifetime but I always liked Steve Young better. Nobody could shred apart a defense in so many ways and when he took off to run, you could practically see the defense wince because they knew that when they caught up to him he’d drop a hit on them too
Jokes about misspelling asterion? Oh well, I guess it’s a start.
In not too great fights, two former contestants on The Contender fought last night. Alfonso Gomez took on journeyman Ben Tackie and outworked him to win. Sergio ‘The Latin Snake’ got a draw in an absolute stink of a fight. Of all of the contestants in all of the seasons only one has really stepped up in terms of competition (Peter Manfredo Jr.) though has yet to have success but at least he’s in there with some of the best. THe first season champion, Mora, had a chance to get in there with Jermain Taylor but backed out. ugh… i can’t wait until big fights coming up are here.
Planning a trip to Chicago and looking for stuff the girlfriend and I can do when I stumble across a show called [URL=http://leavingiowa.com/]Leaving Iowa[/URL]. I chuckle, think of the show, and start to move on when I see that the theater this is playing at is on Halsted….Since Halsted is Dutch’s territory, I figured I’d ask if he had a review for us.
For anyone interested in hearing one of the 2 worst songs ever recorded, check out the new Dane Cook single “Forward”. I never thought I’d see the day where I wish I was hearing him do stand up. I’m premiering it on Behind The Bricks tomorrow if anyone’s interested.
Marino was good in ace Ventura pet detective.
Hey boys! I have a question for all of you. Not the other women in this community, just the men.
If you could have that Real Doll and you knew that everything would be great, would you trade the perfect relationship with a doll for a not so perfect relationship with a woman? Be honest and don’t just say Yes or No.
Brian and Dutch: Not only do we have the death penalty here in Nevada but there was also one woman on death row @ Smiey Road by the air force base.
The government uses all of the resources that they can, petition after petition which each one is worth a lot of extra time, until the very last second of the last minute of his final moments. That way in the end after all is said and done no one from any part of society can say that the government never gave the accused every opportunity to live as long as the N.R.S. states.
Oh yea, if you want a scary haunted house, there is one that is adult only. No boys not sex, but it is based on the movie “saw”
That is probably the scariest idea ever. I bet that some of these kids will get in, or even the hidden sociopaths in the city will figure out what they did and try to recreate what ever terror that they see.
Fyregirl: Wouldn’t trade a not so perfect relationship with a real woman for one with a doll. Company, conversation and intimacy is something you just can’t trade for.
Hell no, fyregirl. I’m interested in being part of a real relationship, not just what would be essentially expensive masturbation. From Asimov: “A robot is just a robot. A woman and a robot–or a man and a robot–it’s just masturbation.” Besides, you’d still have to clean the sex doll, and that just sounds nasty.
Lemme find a quote from a book by Card:
“…It’s a deeper hunger to find a person from that strange, terrifyingly other sex and make a life together….For actual marriage, two unlike creatures becoming, as best they can, one.”
Of course, this is about as subtle as a sledgehammer and not exactly an idea to broach on the first date (neither is a desire for kids.) It’s a decent approximation of my feelings, though.
Brian, the joke was just sitting there. I never said it was very good, but I’m pretty sure it’s still better than anything done by Dane Cook.
I think by doll she means a real woman not a pile of plastic am I right fyregirl.
I’m with the masses fyregirl. The real doll sounds like more of a pain than anything else. First off, they weigh about 80 lbs, so unless you want to sleep with it in the crate on your porch, you’re gonna have to haul that around. And I don’t even want to get into the clean up logistics. Nope, I’ll stick with internet porn and kleenex.
haha good point BMo. Imagine having one and when you have company someone finds it? ….. though if you have one i doubt company is too much of a concern
I’ll take the doll. Only kidding i agree with the guys previously. You can’t have intimacy with a robot. I think every guy would take the real thing. the doll will work though for guys that lack the social skills who don’t interact with woman already.
Bute vs. Berrio out of Montreal for the IBF Super Middleweight strap.. should be a decent one. On a another note I couldn’t be happier that Mayweather is out of Dancing With The Stars. Maybe now he can concentrate on his fight
Brian says”For anyone interested in hearing one of the 2 worst songs ever recorded,check out”…
Why in the hell would anyone want to,and why did you?
Get a life dude!
can’t beat the real thing.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. If we’re talking about robot fucking sign me up. I’m just not hauling a doll around.
Ritchie: I did mean the doll
Everyone: Thanks. I was quite impressed with the way that you guys responded to that question. It really made me smile to see you guys give up a piece of you. Nice.
Asterion: You my friend get the kudos of the day. That was perhaps the most exquisite quote I’ve heard in a long time. It might even transcend above the best. That one touched my soul. Thank you. Seriously.
Am going to have to think about the doll thing some more. I bet the doll wouldn’t stop me going to vegas whenever i felt like it!
No one can stop you from doing anything you don’t want to you’re a grown man.
Fyregirl. After thinking long and extremely hard about this, I have come to the conclusion that a third option is needed. C) Purchase a mail order Thai bride and only teach her one English phrase. ” Thankyou for that master, would you require a bacon sandwich.”
Now this one, this one’s going to be fun.
I tell ya what Whit. That sounds like something that you would have said that night at the Brew Pub… No, couldn’t be then or you since you were sleepin’ your time away on that nice frosty table that was keeping your temperature low enough that you didn’t vomit all over yourself.
If I was your mail order bride Whit, right at the moment you would have spewd all over your levi’s.. RIGHT THEN, is when I would’ve asked you if you wanted that Bacon sandwich.
Ask a silly Question……
ummmmm…..
No pie for me then.
Brian: what’s your favorite color?
i’m surprised you’ve ever had any pie. You must’ve stole it.
I would never ask you for a bacon sandwich.
You’d only go and put chips on it!!!
I’m not any different than any other woman here in the states or in Thailand
More than chips Whit. More than chips
someone got up on the wrong side of the web this morning!
lol.
I bet if I was a spider for you I’d definitely be a black widow.