The Wild Cunt Race

Uh oh.  There’s profanity in the name of the show, that can only mean one thing…Very little content.

The boys get by with a Michael Vick update, Pete Rose dropping bombs on little leaguers, an update on the pennant races, and Brian’s preseason football locks.

Also on the docket, Brian performs for a nursing home, Dutch’s sibling situation revealed, and and updates on the fellas betting action.  Is that a dog or a bag of vibrators?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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161 Responses to The Wild Cunt Race
  1. fyregirl
    August 7, 2007 | 6:16 pm

    definitely..That’s EXACTLY what I’m talking about. It’s an incredible thing when you have the opportunity to watch FLOETRY yet alone experience it. It happens with everything in any context as long as it flows. FLOws like poETRY = FLOETRY
    Your example is perfect. It happens when you bite into the perfect sandwich (chips or not) and the flavor is precisely what your taste buds were waiting for only to be even more enraptured by the snap of the palette cleansing pickle that you bite into every few bites. It’s that cold beer or the perfectly chilled mug it use to come in. It’s the way a woman looks when she gets your attention for the first time and you don’t trip over your words just trying to say hello….Or even the slow motion that’s shared nationally when that perfect spiral is passed in the fourth quarter of the football game only to determine the future of anyone whose bet on that very pass from happening. Sorry if my quick sport analogy is inaccurate. I’m just a girl, I don’t know a whole lot about that stuff.

  2. fyregirl
    August 7, 2007 | 6:19 pm

    oh yeah, and men need nipples. You guys can’t be the only ones to have fun.

  3. Roosterman
    August 7, 2007 | 6:53 pm

    Lookout , Dip’s got the wobbly boot on!

  4. AceRockollaUK
    August 7, 2007 | 6:57 pm

    “Sorry if my quick sport analogy is inaccurate. I’m just a girl, I don’t know a whole lot about that stuff”
    .
    fyregirl I think you know a lot more than you are letting on.

  5. AceRockollaUK
    August 7, 2007 | 7:01 pm

    Hi guys love the show just wanted to say hi!

  6. fyregirl
    August 7, 2007 | 7:01 pm

    Never Ace! I’m just an average girl that’s a jack of all trades but a master of none!

  7. Aquaman
    August 7, 2007 | 7:55 pm

    Hey Tommy D don’t let B’Mo shut you down, I’m interested in how handicapping works. I’m definately all for anything that can improve my knowledge base for picking winners, rather than just going with my gut which seem to be Brian’s prefered method :)

  8. AceRockollaUK
    August 7, 2007 | 7:55 pm

    hhmmmm, I await a report back from the Manx men after they spend some time drinking with you. I am sure you will all have a great time.

  9. AceRockollaUK
    August 7, 2007 | 8:04 pm

    Do you guys (TommyD & BMo) listen to the Adam Carolla show with dangly bonadouchebag?
    and
    If you did what do you prefer:

    Last years show with Sport loving Dave Dameshek (who made American sport very interesting due to his passion)

    Or that ginger prick douchbag who basically got the old team sacked and came in to wreck what was an enjoyable show.

  10. fyregirl
    August 7, 2007 | 8:06 pm

    Ace, of course we’ll have a great time. But just curious what do you think I know?

  11. AceRockollaUK
    August 7, 2007 | 8:11 pm

    In fact another poll idea:

    Best American Radio Show (That I have heard of)!

    The list is:

    Stern
    Opie & Anthony
    Ron & Fez
    Conway & Whitman
    Kevin & Bean
    Adam Carolla (06 show with Dameshek)
    Adam Carolla (07 show with Danny Bonadouche)
    Loveline (with Carolla)
    Loveline (with Stryker)

    See Dutch & Bmo – I actually like the USA much more than I normally let on! You are way ahead of the UK with your radio – UK radio is full of talentless cunts (hey its the word of the week) Excepting Jonathan Ross and the late great John Peel most other Radio Persoanlities in this shitty little island are plain and simple crap.

  12. AceRockollaUK
    August 7, 2007 | 8:15 pm

    fyregirl – I don’t know what, I just know you know something :-)
    Girls like you can suss us men out with a glance, I bet you know a lot about a man before he even opens his mouth.
    amirite

  13. fyregirl
    August 7, 2007 | 8:19 pm

    Now that I will admit to. I only know though because men (as well as women) all show their cards in the first glance. Some within the first sentence. And most before the end of the first conversation. EVERYTHING else is always in the eyes.
    I’m a total people watcher as of like 8 years ago and now I can’t stop. Besides I love how people interact with one another. It shows strength and vulnerablility. Guess it depends on who has the ball!

  14. Trainfan John
    August 7, 2007 | 8:28 pm

    For the Vegas folks – we are planning on hitting Social House for a late dinner (10:30) on the saturday we arrive – two questions:

    1. What are the chances of getting an outside table? I put on the reservation that it’s the honeymoon – but I’ve no idea if that’ll be enough.

    2. Is it still pretty much a restaurant at 10:30 on Saturday or has it turned into more of a club?

    Thanks for any insight.

  15. AceRockollaUK
    August 7, 2007 | 8:29 pm

    well I’m with you on that one – I love watching people interact.
    And Vegas must be one of the top three places in the world for that (and I cant even think of any others that even come close!)
    Good Times!

  16. fyregirl
    August 7, 2007 | 8:41 pm

    Definitely! Vegas is such a melting pot of cultures, vices, and heat it makes for some serious entertainment. But I like going to both coasts and all in between to find those people I’ve never experienced. New York is totally different from anywhere too. It’s all crazy fun. I’ve to backwards ass hick towns with moon shine and overalls which was right next to a city with nothing but black clad business types with expense accounts and Rolex.

  17. Richie
    August 7, 2007 | 9:15 pm

    So women like mens nipples.
    With hair removed?

  18. Whit
    August 7, 2007 | 9:24 pm

    Guess i’ll have to start working on my opening gambit…. I just know its going to be, where’s the pisser?

  19. Whit
    August 7, 2007 | 9:28 pm

    Rich there is no way in hell that your going to stand next to me if you’ve had the clippers out doing man topiary!!!

  20. Whit
    August 7, 2007 | 9:38 pm

    Hmmm thinking about it a shamrock in the man thatch would be way cool…..wife fetch me my beer an scissors.

  21. AceRockollaUK
    August 7, 2007 | 9:40 pm

    Bmo – I watched Transformers and I’m suddenly much younger.
    Go figure

  22. Scott J.
    August 7, 2007 | 9:57 pm

    Trainfan,

    Had dinner at 9:30 at the Social House a couple weeks ago on a Tuesday night. At 11:00 it was still all restaurant and pretty busy. From from what I could gather, they will not reserve an outside table, only give you one if available.

    The people, however, did look more like a club crowd than a typical restaurant. I’m sure that would be amplified on a Saturday night. Enjoy your dinner, best spot in Vegas in my book. Oh yeah, order the Kobe sliders and the Yellowtail sashimi with jalapeno.

    fyregirl,

    my definition of FLOETRY, a perfectly struck golf shot.

  23. Scott J.
    August 7, 2007 | 10:00 pm

    Fennville,

    where be chapter 6?

    having withdrawals

  24. Whit
    August 7, 2007 | 10:41 pm

    Not sure i’ve got the hang of this but here goes. FLOETRY def: an Italian lumberjack floating the mighty scotch pine down a raging river.

  25. Whit
    August 7, 2007 | 10:47 pm

    Arseburgers, that sounded great in my head . Bmo please except my entry for the behind the bricks worst original joke

  26. brian
    August 7, 2007 | 11:18 pm

    Play for Tuesday:

    Tigers -170 over Devil Rays

    Jason Hammel is a nice young pitcher and Robertson isn;t having the same kind of season he had last year, but this is actually decent value on a superior team at home. And let’s not forget, all you have to do is pick winners.

    Record: -70

  27. AceRockollaUK
    August 7, 2007 | 11:21 pm

    Bmo what does the phrase Jason Hammel is a nice young pitcher mean?

  28. Whit
    August 7, 2007 | 11:31 pm

    Ace, think it loosely translates into – buns of steel

  29. Richie
    August 7, 2007 | 11:41 pm

    Does that have chips in it.

  30. Scott J.
    August 8, 2007 | 1:11 am

    For those interested, two NFLX plays

    Miami/Jacksonville over 32
    Tampa Bay -1

    Record 0-0

  31. Trainfan John
    August 8, 2007 | 1:15 am

    Scott – thanks for the info – I’m looking forward to the meal at Social House – should be a great way to start the trip.

  32. fyregirl
    August 8, 2007 | 1:37 am

    hey boys! what’s new in my favorite forum? Anything interesting?

  33. Richie
    August 8, 2007 | 1:46 am

    Yes you what’s been very quiet how’s things with you.

  34. Richie
    August 8, 2007 | 1:48 am

    Shit fucked that up its late.

  35. fyregirl
    August 8, 2007 | 1:50 am

    I’m better than perfect right now. What shall we talk about?

  36. brian
    August 8, 2007 | 1:53 am

    Another great dish at Social house was the miso marinated fish. Might have been better than Nobu’s. Make sure you save room for the bag o’ doughnuts. Probably would have enjoyed them more if I wasn’t on the verge of vomiting from over eating.

  37. Richie
    August 8, 2007 | 1:57 am

    How can you be better than perfect? Had a good day?

  38. Whit
    August 8, 2007 | 1:58 am

    We could talk about “i’ll be back in 20 mins ” a bloody hour i sat there waiting on your next droplet of wisdom !

  39. fyregirl
    August 8, 2007 | 1:59 am

    Just in that state of mind where it’s all FLOETRY right now. I can’t wait for every minute to place just so that I can see if the next one is as terrific……

  40. Whit
    August 8, 2007 | 2:04 am

    Ah soooo your high then?

  41. Richie
    August 8, 2007 | 2:06 am

    An hour whit fucking half whit 20 hours I’ve been waiting.

  42. Richie
    August 8, 2007 | 2:11 am

    Brian did you get covered in sugar dust again.

  43. Whit
    August 8, 2007 | 2:13 am

    You did not just call me a fuckin’ half whit? Oh ok then am very sad now, oh hang on don’t i still have all your tickets. Fantastic

  44. fyregirl
    August 8, 2007 | 2:15 am

    high on life

  45. Richie
    August 8, 2007 | 2:16 am

    Oooooo handbags up

  46. Richie
    August 8, 2007 | 2:22 am

    So fyrgirl why so happy? Have you won the lotto or something.

  47. Richie
    August 8, 2007 | 2:25 am

    Looks like whit has thrown all his toys out of the pram.

  48. Whit
    August 8, 2007 | 2:28 am

    Not playin’ anymore .

  49. Whit
    August 8, 2007 | 2:32 am

    ……SPARTA……

  50. Richie
    August 8, 2007 | 2:33 am

    Where has our lady gone?

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