It’s a slow weekend here in vegas so we had to outsource all of our stripper and hooker talk.
Topics on the day include B-Mo’s job search is finally over, Tom finds a strange name tag, “celebrities” who host parties, casinos transform into billboards, and homeless people with prime real estate. The pussy sells itself.
Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa
For anyone keeping accurate tabs on my picks, I found Texas -16.5. Now get a new hobby.
helmet? That’s your name huh? Well I’m just curious exactly what that post means? Are you new? Are you crazy? Are you gay? Or do you just have some sort of fascination with Dutch’s ass from those great BrewPub photos?
Yes I am new and no i don’t like the D.
I should say welcome since you’re new but you don’t sound very nice to me.
And how could you not like Dutch, what’s not to love. Play nice.
Fuckin’ Mack Brown. If you want to get the 3rd team some reps, do it in practice like everyone else, not when I have a ticket.
Take it easy on helmet fyregirl. I don’t think he was insulting your boy toy. Slightly homoerotic maybe, but not mean. Welcome helmet.
ummm…
not being mean at all fyregirl, tommy knows what i’m talkin about. How bout those wolverines dominating?
Ok, Mack. I now deem it ok to throw in some back ups with a 46 point lead.
Helmet:okay. I’ll take that. Just wanted to make sure you were going to play nice.
Brian: Im excited for my giraffe pen more than anything. It will be my official TAI strip club pen.
Fobes: soon buddy. right now my allergies are killing me and Im heavily sedated…Right now I just keep chillin’ in the cabana. You know what I mean?!
I knew you would be giving the giraffe pen a better home. Since I don’t have to mail your prize pack, you’re getting a pretty sweet assortment. Complete with a bag of jalapeno chips for your next sandwich.
that’s probably the sweetest present i’ve ever gotten thanks;)
BMO- AZ/USC 10-10 at half. Hope you have a ticket on your alma mater…
Of course I do Brad. Didn’t I mention AZ money line on Friday? Silly me.
Half-Ear Holyfield lost in a decision to Russian fighter Sultan Ibragimov. At 44 someone needs to step in and ban him from fighting in the future. two decades of taking shots to the head and body cannot be good for you. He had a great career and it was time to go away 7 years ago.
Did I say money line? I meant take the points. Silly me.
Four straight runs up the gut? I hate that so much. I could give a shit about Kentucky, but I’m stoked that LSU lost after that collapse.
The term is SUICIDE…I agree. The flavor is terrible. The mentality is 2nd grade. That’s the last time I’ve heard the term or seen the move. I’ve never seen an adult pull it off, but I’d love to say something like, “hey making a ‘suicide’ huh?”.
Okay, if Cal beats Oregon State, does that put them at #1? And how many more of these games does there have to be before they finally go to a playoff system?
Patch:
I take every opportunity to impress my kids whenever there is an open fountain drink selection at restaurants. I’ll start with a little Coke, then hit the Sprite, follow it up with the Dr. P, Mello-Yello, and whatever is left… all while my boys stare in amazement. I figure that their ol’ man will be cool in their eyes…until they turn eleven.
Stevie…an ADULT making it for a kid….totally gets a pass.
PS if you call it a suicide…”here drink your suicide son”.
MAN RAM.
Dude’s been LIGHTING it up this postseason.
Week 6 Picks – NY Giants, Dallas, Seattle
What a horrible way for Cal to lose. First the kid takes an uneccessary sack, then runs off the field with the ball when there was plenty of time for the field goal. There will be some severe towel slapping in that locker room.
We always used to call them Graveyards. I used to make half Orange half Sprite and called it “Sunshine”.
Nice call Mungus, very funny.
chi -5.5
Ariz -4
NYG -3.5
So, what, Ohio State gets it by default?
This obituary has got to have the best line I have ever seen.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=&xml=/news/2007/10/13/db1301.xml
“In 1960 he apprehended the Tigwe of Vwuip, a northern Nigerian tribal chief who had eaten the local tax collector. The Tigwe had apparently been so impressed by the man’s ability to acquire money on demand that he had — understandably — decided to try to assimilate his powers.”
That ain’t Iowa, but I hope it ain’t Vegas either. And just imagine the spam that guy (the Nigerian, not the Brit) could have sent if there had been email in 1960.
NFL picks for the weekend:
Ravens(Rams will win NEXT wknd,not this one)
Packers
Vi-Queens
Jagwads
beauty out of Illinois where Julio Diaz quit on his stool in the 9th round. Juan Diaz went right after him from the opening bell. No shame in quitting as the man took a tremendous beating
Welcome Helmet.
Just watched that CSI this weekend for the first time, thats some pretty good shit that is.
Will be a regular show for me.
Fyregirl you need some hot toddies if you have a cold or is it something else?
Whit
Why did you post your picks twice in the space of a minute?
Knobhead
Don’t play these if you like your money (43-46-3)
MIA/CLE U45
PIH -3.5 NYJ
ARZ -5 CAR
NE -6 DAL
Phily -3
Giants -3.5
Patriots -5
Cebu,
Nice to see the piece on Calzaghe and as one of the few boxing people on here I was wondering what you fought of the upcoming Hatton vs Mayweather fight. At the weight this is being fought at I’d have to go with Mayweather (but it’ll be hard) but if it had been one wieght down I’d have taken Hatton.
Now I see it going the distance (unless a cut to Hatton cause it to be stopped early), what do you think?
Cebu – I like your boxing posts, keep em’ coming.
Crikey! Hatton/Mayweather! after the huge bout in Russia this w/e boxing is crying out for a “fuck I’m looking forward to this fight” bout…I used to love boxing but now it’s a circus!….can only hope it gets better.
Hey Bob – Me & Roosterman have a side bet on the RWC.
I’m saying (& I don’t know shit about Rugby) that the Argies will choke on this Semi against S.Africa. Just an inkling RE: Argies are newbies to such a pressure game.
But I wont watch it cos’ the NFL is on at the same time & I’m taking a sickie off work to embrace my Inner Degenerate while watching & pretending I can win $$ on a game I am hopeless at betting on…go figure?
Dipper, My money is on the Saffers for this game. That said I don’t think the Argies will choke, but they’ve not been playing great rugby since the group games.
But as Roosterman has been running at 50/50 on his picks and he got the France vs England game wrong I’ll be watching closely.
Alright, let’s sneak this in my picks for this week.
New England -5
SAN DIEGO -10
Tennessee +3
PHI
OAK
STL
I’m posting picks for Two 4 Juan who is soending time with his new baby boy this week.
New York Giants
Tennessee
Philadelphia
God I hope the cooler virus doesn’t get passed to me. I can’t have another week like the last one.
Patch, your post makes me want to go to 7-11, wait until the the fountain is really busy, and just start going down the line filling my cup. And when people get pissed just say, “Look, I’m making a suicide here!”
NFL picks:
Atlanta
New England
Tenn.
Can’t talk now I’m enroute to 7-11 to mix up my NFL pregame 44oz Super Suicide. That includes 3 slurple flavors and all fountain drinks sans the the pussy diet ones while flaunting the fact that I’m going liquid suicide in a full 7-11.
I hope you’ll be mixing these flavours in:
http://www.jonessoda.com/gifs6/hldy_pack_box_2006.jpg
Good news everyone. Fuck the chamber of commerce, I’m moving to Cincinnatti because I’m convinced I could start on that Bengals offensive line.
Jones Soda is from Seattle…you know I’ve cranked out a the Holiday Suicide…because Thanksgiving and Xmas are always so depressing. Ironically, I think you can actually die by mixing and consuming all these sodas.
Wow Godfather…another perfect weekend. Can you start posting Mike Davis’ picks instead? At least I had Sparty and K-State but couldn’t pull the trigger on UNC. I wound up with a slightly winning weekend (8-7), but never have I been on the wrong side of so many blowouts! I had A&M, Wisconsin, Nebraska, and Purdue…yeesh!