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Mr. Pants’ Big Night Out

Let me get something straight.  There was drinking and strip clubs on a Wednesday night, and Dutch wasn’t involved?  That’s right, everyone’s favorite daddy to be had his own adventure and lived to tell about it.

If there’s any time left after Brian’s rambling, the fellas will unveil their #13 property, talk about Thai food and cheap beer, give a great tip on where to pick up housewares, and figure out why Tommy Dutch is suddenly breaking into cold sweats lately.  What’s the matter, your monkey doesn’t like me?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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78 Responses to Mr. Pants’ Big Night Out

  1. fyregirl says:

    The tip depends on where you are and what kind of service is provided. And off the subject but about the show, I’ve met the over flow from the swingers convention @ work already. Some of those women you guys might find very attractive. The one I danced for last night was a tan, buxom blonde with a black cowboy hat, bra and hot black corset. I can tell you she had sheer black panties on too only because she hiked her skirt damn near to her kneck when I danced for her. Either way she was pretty fuckin hot. So hot that I got tipped from other men in the club who liked watching the dance for the “hot blonde”. She had a friend who looked much more conservative but when they sat @ my stage for my set her eyes told it all. She was justtttttttt as freaky. Just a little visual for you boys so that way you know what’s out there. 🙂 Not that you don’t already.

  2. Whit says:

    Ding-dong

  3. Richie says:

    Hey how’s all tonight all feeling good.

  4. Stu says:

    Bmo – I thought all the Vegas poker rooms are now smoke free places? Granted, Shaun would have to walk through the casino, but it would be brief. A larger room, such as the Venetian, or a secluded room, like Caesars, seem like they’d be the best places to play, since lingering smoke in the air is going to be minimum in those places. When I was playing in the Venetian poker room, I hardly saw anyone using the slots near the room, so the only people smoking are those people running out of the room to get a cigarette in between hands.

  5. AceRockollaUK says:

    I’m up and am heading for the beach today from sunny Devon to sunny Cornwall looks like Summer might be more than a couple of days long.
    fyregirl wish I had witnessed that dance 🙂 although the wife might have been dragging me out of the door before I started spanking my monkey!

  6. mofobes says:

    hey whit, i am ready. as far as tourneys go, last time i checked MGM was still running $65 SNGs, & i know Planet Hollywood has a pretty good tourney for $70 at 10am, 2pm, 7pm, & 2am that usually runs around 3 hours or so. Caesars just started a $75 PLO tourney on Monday nights at 5pm. Caesars 9am & 3 pm tourneys might fit your time limits also.

    where r you staying? most of the poker rooms run smaller buy-in, quick tourneys, so you should be able to find something close.

  7. Whit says:

    Regrettably the Excalibur, yeah i know! I was outvoted by the rest of the family(14 of us) who like to do it on the cheap. It’s a happy compromise as they wanted to go back to the Sahara again.

  8. Richie says:

    Hey whit nothing to do with me, you told me we were staying there.

  9. brian says:

    Plays for Sunday:

    Dodgers +143 over Cardinals
    Royals even over Blue Jays

    Record -170

  10. Whit says:

    Yep Rich I know you were cool with anywhere. I was referring to, ‘she who must not be named’.

  11. Dave N Ohio says:

    Congrats Brian! The shows are awesome… I added myself to the map, included of picture of my chip stack from the 2/4 game at the South Point in December.. Tommy dont change a thing and “SHIP IT”

  12. Richie says:

    Oh her right then ok

  13. AceRockollaUK says:

    The good thing about the scaliber is the position – that junction is a great position
    (IMHO) – although I only ever use the saliber as a walk through.
    Too many rug rats and crappy fast food places inside for comfort – It’s the new circus circus

  14. AceRockollaUK says:

    apologies richie and whit that sounded worse than I meant it to – I mean, I can talk, I stayed at the Tropicana last time out as I would rather have extra days in Vegas than less in a more expensive place.
    And to be honest we loved it and I’m sure you will to. Please let me know if that bloody moving walkway leading into the entrance lasts the whole of your holiday, in my experience it’s usually broken.

  15. AceRockollaUK says:

    Just finished listening to show 45 – what a ringing endorsement of the El Cortez a whole floor devoted to beastiality! – fucking a!

  16. brian says:

    The Excalibur has some of the softest limit games in town. They offer a $2-$6 spread game which is the closest thing you’ll find to gauranteed money.

  17. Whit says:

    They apparently have ‘wenches’ to bring me my ale, so yeah it will be a soft table.

  18. Whit says:

    We’ll empty some kid out of his stroller and have Richie doing shuttle runs to the ATM.

  19. Whit says:

    Bmo, just did a little research on ‘the best place to watch football ‘ and Mr.Google tells me that the Sapphire club is doing- free admission, $12 buckets of miller and $1 lap dances at halftime! Tell me this applies to pre-season.

  20. brian says:

    Could be. I must admit, I don’t like combining my strip club with things like sports or lunch specials. Sensory overload.

  21. Ms. Mo says:

    Thanks again for all the good wishes about Baby Mo.
    Brian and I got Simpsonized! i’m not so good with HTML… hope this works. The images are on my blog.

  22. brian says:

    Apparently I would be a Puerto Rican Simpson

  23. Whit says:

    I’ve been laughing at it for about an hour now, can’t stop thinking about Billy Oceans 11.

  24. English Bob says:

    Why am I not surprised to find an “expert” on casino security being arrested for cheating:

    http://www.lvrj.com/business/9112526.html

  25. AceRockollaUK says:

    If guilty that bloke has thrown away a great gig

  26. Lady Grey says:

    I think that this is by far my new fav show. Tommy D with his revelation “oh, you might not want her to be a stripper” made me lol for at least ten mins. Then B.Mo follows it up with out and out laughter at the fat people jokes. And then you wraped it all up with the G-spot joke that Tommy missed. (As an odd personal side note, due to the spelling of my first name being Gin, one of my long standing nicknames was G-spot.)

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