All that begging paid off as a full slate of listeners called in for their chance at winning an exclusve prize package. You’ll hear congratulations, prepared bits, searing insults and even a musical number or 2, and the winner’s fate lies in your hands.
Other topics include Dutch’s ear wax problems, a medical guide to understanding vagina’s and who the real winner from the first 101 episodes of TAI is. Did he just say coon?
Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa
Fobes, I’m with you on the Christmas thing. My local supermarket has replaced there back-to-school essentials with a Christmas section. Santa’s, snowmen, crackers and of course jars of mincemeat.
But I think I can go one better. For work I spent a few weeks in Warsaw in early February this year and near the hotel I was staying in there was a shop which sold nothing but Christmas decorations. The strange thing is people seemed to be buying them.
Vote Dipper
Dipper and Mungus sounded like you thought they would? Now, there is a stretch.
This summer Mollica sounded more and more like Eric from Big Brother 8 everytime I listened.
I always figured Patch would be more Terrence in Sierra Madre. Tommy D and Silk could be brothers. (Clones will understand).
I think Patch Foxworthy’s call was best, it covered a good history of some of the best moments of 101 TAI episodes & was very funny.
Slashdogx – Man I’m thinking Steve in West Palms IS Clint Eastwood!!!!!! Sounds just like him.
Next time I call I won’t make the mistake of being sober, it sounded too weird….DONT VOTE DIPPER!
I like the idea of a Top 10 of TAI moments from the first 101 shows, I will have a list up soon. Would love to hear from everyone about their Top 10 too.
Thanks for the shows BMo, Dutch & TONY!! & congrats again on 101 shows.
Great job for the 101 shows guys – Brian and Tommy do a great job obviously but its totally the Aussie impact that holds things together – shout out to Tony!!!!
Dipper – you sound truly Australian mate – living here in London im missing that relaxed aussie drawl!!!! Have to deal with the arrogant posh toff accent in my day to day work (even worse this morning since we lost the fucking cricket to Zimbabwe) and it was refreshing to hear your call….no offense to the UK guys – i like UK accents, just not the arrogant posh ones…
Looking forward to show number 143!!!!
pmac I know I what your going thru, I spent some years working in the Old Dart & it was pre-internet, so it was hard to keep in touch with what was happening back in Oz.
I found a good piss-up at Earls Court with some degenerate aussie backpackers tended to keep the homesick blues away.
Jimmy Mac – $40US is in the post on the way to you for me and Ace for the PickEm
Dipper – yeah I got a few mates here so it aint all bad but I just seem to have landed in a fully posh Gov Dept for work – im contracting tho and trying to get out ASAP….
On a side note to all degenerate gamblers – my flatmate is an Italian guy who works as a dealer in one of the central London casinos – i was having some late night wine with him the other night (Italian Chianti for the record – not a bad drop went well with the late night italian meats and cheese platter he whipped up but didnt go well with the late night salmon he was cooking but thats neither here nor there) and he told me that they arent allowed to take tips as dealers at his casino???? what the fuck is with that??? surely the dealing would be done better and with a smile if tips were allowed??? I couldnt beleive it….
Dipper for first 3 seconds of your call I thought it was me and some how my drunk dial had turned up… but not to be. The funniest part was when you called back and talk about how you hated how you sounded, well then how do you think I felt editing the one show I was on? I did it with one eye open and I cringed the whole time.
Thanks for the congrats everyone, but its Tommy and Brian that do the heavy lifting(by that I mean get to drink for free). I’m sure I speak for the other two when I say you guys on the boards make it fun and thats why we do the show, which will continue to do for at least another 42 shows.
Projected Date of Show 143: Wednesday, December 19th, 2007. Sounds like it might be a Christmas Special. I’m certain the boys have all the shows mapped out until the end of the year.
I thought I better re -send this because it took two days to hit the last board and its V Important as it’s my picks for the games while I am away.
OK so I am going to be away for a few weeks searching around Asia on behalf of Dutch who is looking for a ladyboy.
So the picks are as scientific as usual:
Bmo you will have to be in charge of this post and treat it well if you could please.
Week 2: Dallas – Tennessee – Pittsburgh
Week 3: Baltimore – Miami – Oakland
Week 4: Detroit – Houston – Cincinnati
Week 5: Green Bay – New York Giants – Pittsburgh
Week 6: Dallas – Kansas City – Carolina
Week 7: Buffalo – Atlanta – New York Giants
Week 8: Green Bay – Pittsburgh – Cleveland
I will be back in November when I expect to be at the top of the list (or he bottom!)
Genuine thanks to Dutch, BMo and Aussie Tony super producer extraordinare for 100+ hours of good times and for creating this network of degenerates
silk brahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dipper, I must admit I liked your call. It was a good honest call, but the second call is what made it.
I’d like to think of it as the sort of call I’d have made if I wasn’t such a lazy git. Altough mine would have been better as it wouldn’t have had the Australian accent
Don’t Vote Dipper
Bmo can you lets us know the postage to uk for the shirt.
What were people expecting me to sound like? Golem maybe?!!
Tony – I see you added Dipper to the list long after I had cast my vote. Now I am going to have to find my way to my school’s library and cast one vote per pc till he makes his way to the top. Vote Dipper.
Fen – I am with you on this on, I too think that possums are the most evil things to have ever lived. They are simply mean and scary for no reason at all. Oh, I hate them. I also want you to know that I knew what a coon was, despite that fact that I currently live outside LA, I grew up in a town with very few paved streets. Good thing I like those strip clubs (oh and that I am a girl) or B-Mo and his pro-urban ways wouldn’t have put me in the vote at all.
Dipper sounded the most like I thought he would have, and the only person that sounded way diffrent than I thought was me. I sounded like a little kid, oh well what can you do?
I will have my top 10 list of fav TAI moments up soon. (ok well maybe not all the soon, I have a few papers to do and a test to study for, but after that you will have your list.)
Also I saw this football realted news artical that I think should have been funny, and I have no idea why, so in the interast of learning more about sprots (I even listen to the monday shows) I am going to try to find it again and ask you all to help explain it if you feel you have the time….
Lady Grey
I’ve been hurt many times throughout my comedy career, but nothing stung more than Fenn saying I sounded like Eric from Big Brother. He is the single most irritating person in reality tv, and that’s a large pool to wade through. Time for some morning booze.
Badges….We don’t need no stinking BADGES. I guess that’s not what Fenn’s referring to, but I do sound a lot like a Mexican Federalia.
Brian, let me get this straight – You’ve been described as sounding like Eric and look like Jerry Lewis but with a bigger head, rooughly the size of Mount Rushmore I believe.
Wow and this from people who like the show. Imagine what they’d come up with if they didn’t like you.
Vote Mungus
I don’t mean to be a whistle blower, but I’m smelling a little contraversy with SMACKOFF.
First off, you gotta throw a 15 yard bigotry flag on Fenn for the use of the word “Coon” or “Oriental” or “Cheese Nip” or whatever appartently innocent sounding slur he slipped in there. (totally kidding)
Hawkeye has virtually ADMITTED to point shaving. The guy OBVIOUSLY had a big number on the contest or was getting rewarded to take the proverbial “dive”. Notice how he diguised it under the “I don’t want to win ANOTHER box of shit” excuse. Cute Cornboy.
Finally, I noticed that while I was recording my call there was an unknown assailant across the street with a high powered video camera filming my animated mouth movements. I didn’t think much of it until I went to investigate the man dressed in a black hoodie who turned and ran away quickly. However he had “aka Penut” printed across the back of his sweatshirt. The guy has obviously been stealing my “signs”. It may not have benefited him with this contest, but it’s something he could use in the future. You know how much these EAST COAST guys like to flat out cheat.
And Slashdog…well that man just has too much integrity and strength to do anything underhanded.
Smackoff is the purest form of sport today. It’s just a tragedy to see what it’s become.
PS Steve in West Palm’s “meltdown”? Roid RAGE. Thank You Mr. HGH.
Coolest voice…gotta go with the Dip. When I dip you dip we dip. I can only imagine some lovely female with an enormous CABOOSE strolling by and Dipper calling out an obnoxiously loud……”PASS THE SUGAR!!!!!”
*burns his black hoodie*
LOL Bob!
Had I remembered that there would be a vote for the best call, I would have called whilst pleasuring Mrs Mungus.
I have cast my vote for SlashDogX – Amazing amount of thought went into the call. I sat in my back garden last night with a few beers listening to the pod cast and chuckling away to my self – I need to get out more…
Damn, I am missing Vegas…. Not too long now!
Happy Days! x x x
p_enut was that a racist slur ?
Hey guys, it’s amazing how far the show has come from the early days. I look forward to listening 3 times a week for some time to come.
Great job by all the callers taking us on a trip down memory lane.
No top 10 list, but here is a contribution from Bombay TV.
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/v2/play.php?id=97275
I’d like to change my vote to Fenn for that little display of brilliance.
My picks for this week:
Packers
Bengals -7
Saints -3.5
LOL Fenn!!
Very nice Fenn! Pleased to be waiting for the next episode.
I hope it is “Punting a Grumpy”.
Fennville that was awesome hahahah!
Ace, read patch’s post above mine to get my last post =P
Fenn… oh my….. that boy wins a lifetime supply of pornslapper backpack detritus for that one……. fantastic!!
Fennville – that was fuckin awesome
Steve aka – I read that post I was just trying (and failing by the look of it) to be funny.
In the UK gangs of the YOUTH are being called Hoodies (because they wear hoodies funnily enough) – And I was just thinking maybe you had gone back in time and were burning a oh forget it, if you have to explain a joke I guess it ain’t no joke!
So where was I?
Oh I know Fennville I’m waiting for part two please
Come back whit I need to abuse somebody.
Top 10 (or 12) – things from first 100 shows
(Maybe not the BEST of TAI just some of my favorites)
1. TAICON #1 – sounded a great night & with the slideshow was a different ‘feel’ & had some great tales.
2. The story BMo tells about being back in NY & he over hears a sexy pregnant chick on her cell phone say “cunt” – I picture this chick in my head & get half a chubby.
3. The episodes of & around the NBA All-Star game – was great to hear the real stories from ‘the street’ so to speak & the humor the guys added to the Pacman strip-club mess.
4. The youtube clip posted by Steve in West Palms of the midget on an episode of Cops – just hilarious in a sad way. If you’re feeling down about yourself this will lift you up.
5. The drunken episode – Bmo & Dutch loosen up & get very funny, some say it was just a BMo cuss-athon.
6. That’s not how you play pocket Kings! – Great episode & sounded a great night.
7. Australia Day – great times, special memories, delicious scallops.
8. The story Brian tells about playing poker with (I think) Mrs BMo & Mofobes with the crazy guy with the murderer tattoo!
9. The picture Straight Outta Fennville put up on Friends of TAI of Nolan Ryan & Tommy Dutch – after all the build up on the message board & the bashing Dutch was taking for his stance on Ripken,Thomas & Ryan this pic just cracked me up.
10. Episodes with guests – Mofobes, Fyregirl, Ron Shock, Tony, TrainFan “checking in!” & Matey from Bowl of Cheese.
11. April Fools Day – Had me hook, line & sinker! But what cracked me up was some guy’s missus called Barbary Coast concerned about Big Elvis.
12. Fennville’s post above – classic!
holy shit, that was effing hilarious Fennville.
Seattle
New Orleans
St Louis
I forgot!….one more
13. The episode that cuts off & plays “Ground control to Major Tom!” (classic wit! Tony?) – BMo leaves good ship TAI in Tommy’s hands for an episode & the results are hilarious!
Sea -2.5
Pitt -10
Dallas -3.5
Lots of people picking road favorites this week – when is the right time to do that might be a good discussion Sunday night during the wrap up
Glad the video was hit. The challenge has been cast. Who can make the next TAI Moment made in Bombay? Here’s a gimme.
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/v2/play.php?id=97318
Three “what the hell am I thinking!?!” picks for week two:
Atlanta +10.5
Buffalo +10
Kansas City +12.5
Continuing on with great moments in T.A.I history…. One of the most powerful moments in american broadcast history occured on some long forgotten episode of T.A.I, when the phrase WINDOW LICKERS, was gently placed into American ears by our friends from down under. (the term used to describe those who ride the short bus in australia ) Now I will admit that the phrase PUNTING A GRUMPY, is a term that stands alongside the all time greats of literary description,such as pinching a loaf, dropping the kids off at the pool or growing a tail, but listeners of T.A.I. I implore you to contemplate the descriptive brilliance of the term WINDOW LICKERS, and in your minds eye visualize a busfull of unfortunate souls on their way to special ed class, who knows if you look hard enough, you might just see a young Brian molica and Tommy dutch licking those same windows. Good day sirs, and sientete ( thats sit down you window lickers )
week 2
Detroit -3
Seattle -2.5
St. Louis -3
So if Dipper has 8% of the votes and the total number of votes cast is 50, who are the other 3 who voted for him?
Vote Dipper
Vote Dipper
THIS JUST IN:
O.J. Simpson Questioned In Connection With Casino Robbery
POSTED: 6:25 am CDT September 14, 2007
LAS VEGAS — NBC5 has learned that Las Vegas police are questioning O.J. Simpson Friday morning in connection with a burlgary.
The Las Vegas NBC affiliate confirmed that Simpson is accused of breaking into a room at the Palace Station Casino sometime Thursday.
Police confirmed that they are questioning Simpson and several other people.
No other details were available early Friday.
A statement is expected to be issued by police later Friday.
Perfect.
NFL picks week 2
Carolina -6.5
Atlanta +10.5
Miami +3.5
F-ing Orenthal! At the Pollution Station!
Look at O.J. showing us all that no crime is too large or small for the NFL…
Nothing to say , just wanted the 100th post.