Have you ever listened to someone talk and you can’t quite decide if they’re being offensive? Well prepare yourself for plenty of that today.
Topics discussed include shitty television, shitty criminals and shitty drinking laws. Then for some reason there is a 5 minute political discussion. Then the boys wrap it up with an in depth discussion on the proper terminology for a group of fat women. Have you ever been with a black chick?
Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa
pmac, Did your latest trip to Belgium adjust your list of top beers?
Ace, you are right Mungus the Wonder Horse is quite an odd name. Sound more like an episode than a poster.
Welcome Mungus.
Top 5 swears:
5. Dickwad
4. Sklut(a mixer of skank and slut)
3. Wanker
2. Cunt
1. Cluster Fuck
AAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!
I’ve found myself in a hell only people hear will understand. I’m house bound as I’ve hurt my back (it’s only a slipped disc – so nothing to drastic) and I can’t find the remote control for the TV.
Any ideas?
English Bob: Get a wife.
I have a remote, to find my remote.
Trainfan – got one (kind of – no paperwork), and sadly I suspect she’s taken the remote to work with her. Which I’ll no doubt find out is punishment for something.
Slashdogx
Beerwise I still drink Stella over here in London – more bang for your buck (or pound) and its a great beer no matter what.
But I got right into the Hoegaarden, Jupiler and Leffe amongst other lesser knowns in Belgium and can safely rank at least Hoegaarden up in my top 5 – anything served in a giant bucket warrants some attention!!!
I guess a side note is that I didnt drink beer for about 5 years back home in Oz and stuck purely to Guinness. I have a weird metabolic system that lets me consume a lot more Guinness than I can beer without getting bloated.
But arriving back in London for the first time in 7 years I thought why not get back on the old beerwagon
Billy Ocean’s 11 gets my vote!
Top 5 swear words:
1. Fuck
2. Bollocks
3. Wanker
4. The phrase: “You suck cock”
5. Cunt
All of which, with the exception of number 4, have been used today whilst looking for the remote (which I still haven’t found).
Brian, you were right about the German, but for the wrong swear word.
An old video, but a good one, about the F word.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dga5HhON5RM
I prefer modifying curse words with adjectives:
5. Dumb Ass
4. Hot Damn
3. Piece of shit (Shitty)
2. Fat Fuck
1. Crazy Bitch
(Posting again) Old video, but a good one, about using the ‘F’ word. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dga5HhON5RM
I have had two holidays this year which match your pain English Bob – In Cyprus my hotel room had no TV !!!! No Fucking TV and Cyprus sucks cock!
In Vegas this year at the Tropicana old style TV and No Remote – that’s right no remote imagine the hell I was in – I had to keep getting up to turn over.
It was hell!
get better Bob that back things a biactch
Ace – What the hell were you doing watching tv in a Vegas hotel room? It’s VEGAS for pete’s sake.
1: Cunt Bubble
2: Minge Wink
3: Fuckanory
4: Twatwrapper
5: Cumulo Nimbus
Cheers, Slashdogx!
Cheers, Mung.
fucknuckle
fuckwit
fucktard
fuckface
fucking cunt
Well then the first podcast vomit is just too tempting. Trainfan can you make Tuesday 20th? Hows about mid/late afternoon. We had said Centrifuge but is the Brew Pub better? Bmo/Dutch let us know?
Ok that should have been Tuesday 21st.
Balls to the wall?!
Dirty glory-hole buggers!
Mung.
Whit -
I am in for Tuesday!! Anywhere on the strip is fine – I sent Brian my updated contact info. Does this mean we get to see if Dutch pukes on the air? The alternative is just to tape Wednesday’s show before hand – there’s not that much time sensative information you pass along.
As for the 100th show – I’ve got a bunch of ideas – but most of them involve turning over the show to MoFobes for the next 100 – so I’ll refine it a bit and bring some ideas next week.
76 Hours ’til we are standing in line at McCarron waiting for a cab!
Thank god football is almost here. Time to try to break even.
Angels +130 over Blue Jays
Record: -270
6 hours till me and whit knock off work for 3 weeks,
Fucking A
My top 5
Fuck
Twat
Cunt
Bee-atch
Work
We could be as black as the ace of spades and have huge afros and bones through our noses for all you know.
Something tells me that’s not the case. Might be the phrase, “bones through our noses”.
Damm you got me.
No need to worrie about our meet, we will go easy on you.
Remember I’m a pussy, and go home after only 8 pints.
I am the guy that fyregirl dance for and Tony and I are from Iowa. I have heard of the show.
I’m a little pissed that I won’t be there for the next meet-up; I could use a good hangover.
5. Fuck
4. Cocksucker
3. Pussy
2. Bitch
1. Shit
Shit is such a versatile word…”Oh shit”, “smells like shit”, “shithead”, “shitload of work”, “feel like shit”, “beat the shit out of…”, etc. Bubba (from Forest Gump) shrimp moment over.
For the Century Mark?
Four Simple Words: One Hundred Bong Hits.
After that the shit just writes itself.
On a serious note, I’d be honored to help in any fashion such as creating a piece of art for the TAI 100th Show Silent Auction.
5. Fuckin’ Douchebag (borrowed from James Gandolfini on Behind the Actors Studio)
4. Quebe (7th grade wouldn’t have been nearly as funny without quebes)
3. Fuckchops (great nickname for a chump)
2. Goddamn Low-life Dick-suckin’ Bitch (thank you Uncle Randy golf would be so boring without hearing this 8 or 9 times a round)
1. Shit-an-A (my old my man says this all the time…I prefer it to the overhyped and cliche fuck-an-A)
patch – can you do a poem? and we’ll see if Fenn can bake a cake!
“Monkey” at the blackjack table is a cheer for any face card, yelled, as stated, in a dealer bust situation. A very important part of the game.
Use “monkey” only when referring to a card, not to be used to describe a person, as in, “he runs like a little monkey,” ala Howard Cosell during a Monday Night Football broadcast quite a few years back.
Brian, very clean show today, racist comments excepted. My previous post on the last show was in jest, keep the profanity coming.
Trainfan
Have a good trip mate, ill see you Tuesday.
Vomit-on-Air!!!!! YES!!!!!!!
Brian, I say Fuck it. Cuss as much as you fucking want.
Fucking A
Thank you for verifying the story David. I’d love to hear how you heard about the show. And feel free to relax when you hang out here. You sound like a fucking robot. Welcome.
I refuse to list a top five curse words as I believe it is the worst topic from the show since the ‘poop on the floor’ fiasco.
However, I support Brian’s drive to include solid use of ‘son of a bitch’ in conversations.
In fact it reminds me of two goobers a couple stools away on my first visit to the Double Down Saloon in Vegas one 4:00 in the afternoon last fall. It did not appear to be the first time this pair spent the afternoon in the dark at Double Down.
These “sons of bitches†thought the phrase “you f*cker†was punctuation. Depending on the tone it could be a period, question mark, or explanation point. Their overheard conversation was pretty close to the following:
Goober 1: I can’t believe the Giants lost in overtime yesterday, you f*cker
Goober 2: I hate the Giants you f*cker
Goober 1: I lost fifty bucks on that game you f*cker
(pause)
Goober 1: F*ck me (editor’s note: this was an impressive linguistic twist from these f*ckers)
Goober 2: Serves you right for betting the Giants you dumb f*cker
Goober 1: You f*cker
(pause)
Goober 2: F*cker
(pause)
Goober 1 (to Bartender): We need two more Schlitz you f*cker (editor’s note: yes they do serve Schlitz in the can at the Double Down).
It may not be Binions Men’s room, but the Double Down is always good entertainment.
Richie & Whit safe journey and lots of fun guys.
Please try to provide updates (and pictures of a drunk Mr Pants and Dutch)
Cuntrash
Wankstain
Knobjockey
Dickcheese
Fuck/fucker/fucking/fucked
No particular order
Sorry guys, Didn’t mean to go off on a rant about the quality thing the other day. I was having a seriously bad day at work, thought TAI would cheer me up, which it did but I certainly did mean to go off on you guys like that.
I definately need to get a little time off from work.
My wife has mentioned trying to get to Vegas right after Thanksgiving so maybe. Definately will look you guys up if we get to go.
Brian, this is for you:
“another comedian ruined by parenthood”
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/65051
Almost forgot about this lil’ gem! The online Viz Profanisaurus!!
http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profan_index.php
Go Spank! Mung.
Honorable Mention:
Cheesedick.
Of all of our contributors, I must say that Slashdog is the most intriguing to me. You’ve been such a loyal fan and contributor for so long, yet you’ve also been the most outspoken about sophomoric humor (ie, midgets, profanity, poop on the floor). What about our show do you find most appealing? I’m not being sarcastic, it’s a legitimate question. I certainly love you as a listener and considering you were the first one we had the pleasure of meeting in person, you are the standard by which all of our listeners are judged. Just something I wonder about. Is it possible that Tommy and I operate at a higher level without even knowing it?
I believe this is known as chasing…
Plays for Thursday:
Cubs -155 over Reds
Blue Jays +110 over Angels
Record: -370
Mr Pants – the reason you look like a PR Simpsons figure would be because your wife choose that colouring, It’s an option so that’s maybe how she see’s you (or dreams that you look like).
My view on the sophomoric ( yes I had to look it up) humour is it’s fucking funny – but then I’m a 46 year old body carrying a 14 year old brain (and a black man’s penis).
I love the American shock jocks like Opie and Anthony, Stern, Ron and Fez and though they do go to far (often). I understand that people find different things funny.
I am free to tune out and tune in later when the bit I disapprove of has passed, but over all my world is a better place for this wonderfully naughty stuff.
fuck pachuca
Almost 100 podcasts!! Fuck I’ve wasted approx 90 odd (work) hours listening to this crap!
Count me in on the NFL tipping comp, can’t wait.
Hey Richie & Whit, have a great time & hope ya’s have a win, looking forward to hearing how it all goes (& I’m so fucking jealous!)
Yeah I guess I better get on board this NFL picks thing – you all need to have somebody you can beat!
Thanks all