It’s The Borderline Racist Show!
Podcasts August 15th, 2007Have you ever listened to someone talk and you can’t quite decide if they’re being offensive? Well prepare yourself for plenty of that today.
Topics discussed include shitty television, shitty criminals and shitty drinking laws. Then for some reason there is a 5 minute political discussion. Then the boys wrap it up with an in depth discussion on the proper terminology for a group of fat women. Have you ever been with a black chick?
Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa
August 15th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
pmac, Did your latest trip to Belgium adjust your list of top beers?
Ace, you are right Mungus the Wonder Horse is quite an odd name. Sound more like an episode than a poster.
Welcome Mungus.
August 15th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Top 5 swears:
5. Dickwad
4. Sklut(a mixer of skank and slut)
3. Wanker
2. Cunt
1. Cluster Fuck
August 15th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
AAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!
I’ve found myself in a hell only people hear will understand. I’m house bound as I’ve hurt my back (it’s only a slipped disc - so nothing to drastic) and I can’t find the remote control for the TV.
Any ideas?
August 15th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
English Bob: Get a wife.
August 15th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
I have a remote, to find my remote.
August 15th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Trainfan - got one (kind of - no paperwork), and sadly I suspect she’s taken the remote to work with her. Which I’ll no doubt find out is punishment for something.
August 15th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
Slashdogx
Beerwise I still drink Stella over here in London - more bang for your buck (or pound) and its a great beer no matter what.
But I got right into the Hoegaarden, Jupiler and Leffe amongst other lesser knowns in Belgium and can safely rank at least Hoegaarden up in my top 5 - anything served in a giant bucket warrants some attention!!!
I guess a side note is that I didnt drink beer for about 5 years back home in Oz and stuck purely to Guinness. I have a weird metabolic system that lets me consume a lot more Guinness than I can beer without getting bloated.
But arriving back in London for the first time in 7 years I thought why not get back on the old beerwagon
August 15th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Billy Ocean’s 11 gets my vote!
August 15th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Top 5 swear words:
1. Fuck
2. Bollocks
3. Wanker
4. The phrase: “You suck cock”
5. Cunt
All of which, with the exception of number 4, have been used today whilst looking for the remote (which I still haven’t found).
August 15th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Brian, you were right about the German, but for the wrong swear word.
An old video, but a good one, about the F word.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dga5HhON5RM
I prefer modifying curse words with adjectives:
5. Dumb Ass
4. Hot Damn
3. Piece of shit (Shitty)
2. Fat Fuck
1. Crazy Bitch
August 15th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
(Posting again) Old video, but a good one, about using the ‘F’ word. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dga5HhON5RM
August 15th, 2007 at 6:18 pm
I have had two holidays this year which match your pain English Bob - In Cyprus my hotel room had no TV !!!! No Fucking TV and Cyprus sucks cock!
In Vegas this year at the Tropicana old style TV and No Remote - that’s right no remote imagine the hell I was in - I had to keep getting up to turn over.
It was hell!
get better Bob that back things a biactch
August 15th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
Ace - What the hell were you doing watching tv in a Vegas hotel room? It’s VEGAS for pete’s sake.
August 15th, 2007 at 8:03 pm
1: Cunt Bubble
2: Minge Wink
3: Fuckanory
4: Twatwrapper
5: Cumulo Nimbus
Cheers, Slashdogx!
Cheers, Mung.
August 15th, 2007 at 8:59 pm
fucknuckle
fuckwit
fucktard
fuckface
fucking cunt
August 15th, 2007 at 9:52 pm
Well then the first podcast vomit is just too tempting. Trainfan can you make Tuesday 20th? Hows about mid/late afternoon. We had said Centrifuge but is the Brew Pub better? Bmo/Dutch let us know?
August 15th, 2007 at 10:01 pm
Ok that should have been Tuesday 21st.
August 15th, 2007 at 10:18 pm
Balls to the wall?!
Dirty glory-hole buggers!
Mung.
August 15th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
Whit -
I am in for Tuesday!! Anywhere on the strip is fine - I sent Brian my updated contact info. Does this mean we get to see if Dutch pukes on the air? The alternative is just to tape Wednesday’s show before hand - there’s not that much time sensative information you pass along.
As for the 100th show - I’ve got a bunch of ideas - but most of them involve turning over the show to MoFobes for the next 100 - so I’ll refine it a bit and bring some ideas next week.
76 Hours ’til we are standing in line at McCarron waiting for a cab!
August 15th, 2007 at 11:01 pm
Thank god football is almost here. Time to try to break even.
Angels +130 over Blue Jays
Record: -270
August 15th, 2007 at 11:04 pm
6 hours till me and whit knock off work for 3 weeks,
Fucking A
August 15th, 2007 at 11:13 pm
My top 5
Fuck
Twat
Cunt
Bee-atch
Work
August 15th, 2007 at 11:39 pm
We could be as black as the ace of spades and have huge afros and bones through our noses for all you know.
August 16th, 2007 at 12:19 am
Something tells me that’s not the case. Might be the phrase, “bones through our noses”.
August 16th, 2007 at 12:33 am
Damm you got me.
No need to worrie about our meet, we will go easy on you.
August 16th, 2007 at 12:39 am
Remember I’m a pussy, and go home after only 8 pints.
August 16th, 2007 at 1:42 am
I am the guy that fyregirl dance for and Tony and I are from Iowa. I have heard of the show.
August 16th, 2007 at 2:20 am
I’m a little pissed that I won’t be there for the next meet-up; I could use a good hangover.
5. Fuck
4. Cocksucker
3. Pussy
2. Bitch
1. Shit
Shit is such a versatile word…”Oh shit”, “smells like shit”, “shithead”, “shitload of work”, “feel like shit”, “beat the shit out of…”, etc. Bubba (from Forest Gump) shrimp moment over.
August 16th, 2007 at 2:46 am
For the Century Mark?
Four Simple Words: One Hundred Bong Hits.
After that the shit just writes itself.
On a serious note, I’d be honored to help in any fashion such as creating a piece of art for the TAI 100th Show Silent Auction.
August 16th, 2007 at 2:51 am
5. Fuckin’ Douchebag (borrowed from James Gandolfini on Behind the Actors Studio)
4. Quebe (7th grade wouldn’t have been nearly as funny without quebes)
3. Fuckchops (great nickname for a chump)
2. Goddamn Low-life Dick-suckin’ Bitch (thank you Uncle Randy golf would be so boring without hearing this 8 or 9 times a round)
1. Shit-an-A (my old my man says this all the time…I prefer it to the overhyped and cliche fuck-an-A)
August 16th, 2007 at 2:51 am
patch - can you do a poem? and we’ll see if Fenn can bake a cake!
August 16th, 2007 at 3:14 am
“Monkey” at the blackjack table is a cheer for any face card, yelled, as stated, in a dealer bust situation. A very important part of the game.
Use “monkey” only when referring to a card, not to be used to describe a person, as in, “he runs like a little monkey,” ala Howard Cosell during a Monday Night Football broadcast quite a few years back.
Brian, very clean show today, racist comments excepted. My previous post on the last show was in jest, keep the profanity coming.
August 16th, 2007 at 3:34 am
Trainfan
Have a good trip mate, ill see you Tuesday.
August 16th, 2007 at 3:38 am
Vomit-on-Air!!!!! YES!!!!!!!
Brian, I say Fuck it. Cuss as much as you fucking want.
August 16th, 2007 at 3:48 am
Fucking A
August 16th, 2007 at 4:56 am
Thank you for verifying the story David. I’d love to hear how you heard about the show. And feel free to relax when you hang out here. You sound like a fucking robot. Welcome.
August 16th, 2007 at 6:10 am
I refuse to list a top five curse words as I believe it is the worst topic from the show since the ‘poop on the floor’ fiasco.
However, I support Brian’s drive to include solid use of ‘son of a bitch’ in conversations.
In fact it reminds me of two goobers a couple stools away on my first visit to the Double Down Saloon in Vegas one 4:00 in the afternoon last fall. It did not appear to be the first time this pair spent the afternoon in the dark at Double Down.
These “sons of bitches†thought the phrase “you f*cker†was punctuation. Depending on the tone it could be a period, question mark, or explanation point. Their overheard conversation was pretty close to the following:
Goober 1: I can’t believe the Giants lost in overtime yesterday, you f*cker
Goober 2: I hate the Giants you f*cker
Goober 1: I lost fifty bucks on that game you f*cker
(pause)
Goober 1: F*ck me (editor’s note: this was an impressive linguistic twist from these f*ckers)
Goober 2: Serves you right for betting the Giants you dumb f*cker
Goober 1: You f*cker
(pause)
Goober 2: F*cker
(pause)
Goober 1 (to Bartender): We need two more Schlitz you f*cker (editor’s note: yes they do serve Schlitz in the can at the Double Down).
It may not be Binions Men’s room, but the Double Down is always good entertainment.
August 16th, 2007 at 7:32 am
Richie & Whit safe journey and lots of fun guys.
Please try to provide updates (and pictures of a drunk Mr Pants and Dutch)
August 16th, 2007 at 10:11 am
Cuntrash
Wankstain
Knobjockey
Dickcheese
Fuck/fucker/fucking/fucked
No particular order
August 16th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Sorry guys, Didn’t mean to go off on a rant about the quality thing the other day. I was having a seriously bad day at work, thought TAI would cheer me up, which it did but I certainly did mean to go off on you guys like that.
I definately need to get a little time off from work.
My wife has mentioned trying to get to Vegas right after Thanksgiving so maybe. Definately will look you guys up if we get to go.
August 16th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Brian, this is for you:
“another comedian ruined by parenthood”
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/65051
August 16th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Almost forgot about this lil’ gem! The online Viz Profanisaurus!!
http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profan_index.php
Go Spank! Mung.
August 16th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Honorable Mention:
Cheesedick.
August 16th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Of all of our contributors, I must say that Slashdog is the most intriguing to me. You’ve been such a loyal fan and contributor for so long, yet you’ve also been the most outspoken about sophomoric humor (ie, midgets, profanity, poop on the floor). What about our show do you find most appealing? I’m not being sarcastic, it’s a legitimate question. I certainly love you as a listener and considering you were the first one we had the pleasure of meeting in person, you are the standard by which all of our listeners are judged. Just something I wonder about. Is it possible that Tommy and I operate at a higher level without even knowing it?
August 16th, 2007 at 5:55 pm
I believe this is known as chasing…
Plays for Thursday:
Cubs -155 over Reds
Blue Jays +110 over Angels
Record: -370
August 16th, 2007 at 6:06 pm
Mr Pants - the reason you look like a PR Simpsons figure would be because your wife choose that colouring, It’s an option so that’s maybe how she see’s you (or dreams that you look like).
My view on the sophomoric ( yes I had to look it up) humour is it’s fucking funny - but then I’m a 46 year old body carrying a 14 year old brain (and a black man’s penis).
I love the American shock jocks like Opie and Anthony, Stern, Ron and Fez and though they do go to far (often). I understand that people find different things funny.
I am free to tune out and tune in later when the bit I disapprove of has passed, but over all my world is a better place for this wonderfully naughty stuff.
August 16th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
fuck pachuca
August 16th, 2007 at 7:46 pm
Almost 100 podcasts!! Fuck I’ve wasted approx 90 odd (work) hours listening to this crap!
Count me in on the NFL tipping comp, can’t wait.
Hey Richie & Whit, have a great time & hope ya’s have a win, looking forward to hearing how it all goes (& I’m so fucking jealous!)
August 16th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
Yeah I guess I better get on board this NFL picks thing - you all need to have somebody you can beat!
August 16th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
Thanks all
August 16th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
Slashdog, the Double Down is high on my list. Can’t wait to try some Ass Juice.
August 16th, 2007 at 9:33 pm
Not sure about the Bacon Martini, but may help Dutch vomit,is it true you can actually see the grease floating on the top of this cheeky little number?
August 16th, 2007 at 10:00 pm
The ass juice is surprisingly tasty. If you don’t chug the bacon martini you’ll be sorry because it starts to seperate in about 2 minutes and you’ll have to chew your way through some fat to get to the booze.
August 16th, 2007 at 10:13 pm
that sound discusting.
August 16th, 2007 at 11:01 pm
is poker classed as a sport or a game?
But isnt a game a sport?
August 16th, 2007 at 11:13 pm
What’s the difference between a sport and a game?
Spooky! Mung.
August 17th, 2007 at 12:32 am
Hey Guys finally caught up on the casts. The best comment out of them I think I have to go with Tommy saying the big girls “pretending to be beautiful” or something to that effect gotta love it. Did anyone get any footage for dipperfc he would be forever in their debt.
Roosterman - not saying anything because I will probably jinx them.
100th episode idea - I think BMo should do a live show from Binion’s restroom. He gets a few overheards from there anyway. Tommy can maybe do it from the Playboy Club’s restroom where he has fond memories.
August 17th, 2007 at 1:46 am
pmac, Hoegaarden is indeed a most excellent Summer beer and I too like Leffe (Blonde). I do not know Jupiler, but based on your taste, I will now view it as a recommendation to try.
I await the Richie and Whit review of the Double Down. Do try the Bacon Martini (they sell puke insurance for 20 bucks as well). Bmo is dead right about the speed factor though.
Brian, I’m not ignoring your question, just pressed for time today and will answer it tomorrow.
My nomination for the best (and most) use of one of BMo’s top five words. The show is so serious, but the humor is excellent. For those not familar, the non-english speaking Chineese guy (Wu) is trying to explain to the Al (the town kingpin) that someone killed his drug runners.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfwM9-ZhRbs
August 17th, 2007 at 4:16 am
Mungus, any activity you can drink or eat while doing (i.e., Bowl, Play Poker, Drive NASCAR, Golf is an activity)… Anything where you can pull a groin muscle (i.e., Football [American or that other boring kind], Basketball, Baseball [Man, that Ripkien guys is still so overrated], Sex) is a sport…….
August 17th, 2007 at 9:23 am
Pete, you could be onto a great idea here.
Not being a sports fan, I would be encouraged to watch and bet on pro football if the players had to eat sticky cream buns during the game. Bets would be placed on the number of buns consumed, number dropped, and the time it takes for various players to puke…. Now that’s a real sport!
Happy days!
Kisses and hugs, Mung.
August 17th, 2007 at 10:49 am
Slashdog
Jupiler was fairly average to be honest - I only had a few pints a day of it… the main source of drinking peasure was the Hoegaarden and Leffe blond… also tried a few of the Trappist monk ales but they werent my cup of tea…
August 17th, 2007 at 11:49 am
Hey hey folks. This is Cebu. Listener from the Philippines. Used to live in Vegas up until 2 years ago though i visit a lot. THought I’d finally post and get to know you folks. Take it easy
August 17th, 2007 at 11:55 am
On the subject of beer (a subject close to my heart!), where do you guys recommend for a good selection of great beers on The Strip? I intend to check out The Brew Pub at Monte Carlo, but I fancy a pub crawl one night so any recommendations would be welcomed!
On a slightly controversial note; why are the most popular U.S. beers so tasteless? I thought I would get myself in the Vegas mood this week as I have had a few days off work, so I got some Bud and MGD and I am still amazed that these beers which taste of nothing are so popular. Indeed, the beers are made even more tasteless by being drunk straight from the bottle rather than from a glass – Why don’t Americans pour the beer into a glass? No offence – Just making an observation, and no doubt some of the British beers are equally as wishy washy, but by day two in Vegas I usually migrate to Guinness which is pretty widely available but not served everywhere.
One other thing that I noticed on the last trip was the number of dumb ass, pissed up Brits making tits of themselves on stag parties – they made me thankful that to most Americans, I sound like an Australian! Next time I see a Brit in an England football shirt I am going to twat him, especially if he has the Union Jack around his shoulders! They have wrecked Spain and I for one don’t welcome British idiots in my favourite town… Tossers! The one downside of the strong British Pound against the U.S. Dollar.
Oh, and I am a Brit (No shit Sherlock!). Rant over… for now!
Love, Mungus the Wonder Horse.
August 17th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Mungus, jump on a plane and join us next week.
August 17th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
I wish I could Whit, however its six weeks until I will be going, but please supply the beer detail when you return!
August 17th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Mungus - I’m with you, the England shirt wearing scum have fucked up most of the world with there pathetic pissed up antics. No wonder we are so unpopular worldwide, these people are our ambassadours.
I am all for wearing the shirt and even the flag if going to a game but not to visit a fucking airport, casino or beach.
Mungus twat them all for me!