Embrace Your Inner Degenerate

It’s Pronounced Bagel

What a wild weekend our hosts had.  TD spent time shopping at Starbucks with Fyregirl and BMO had to choose between a whorehouse and mini golf.  Guess what won?

Other topics include CIA Bob’s black light theory proves true, Tom pays extra for tea and tits, a new can’t miss handicapping technique, why it’s better to die in a casino than a hospital, and the Wranglers give a new meaning to “spending time in the box”.  Nothing like masturbating on a sunny Paris morning.

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Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa


2 Responses to It’s Pronounced Bagel

  1. John says:

    PLEASE TOMMY – Bag that bagel pronunciation.

    I never heard anyone pronounce bagel where the “a” is pronounced like the “a” in “bat” or “cat.”

    I’m not from New York but I lived there for 10 years and if you’ve lived in New York for any amount of time you would know that “bagel” ( where the “a” is like the “a” in “bait” ) is one of the first words you hear when growing up there.

    A bagel is so much part of the home and part of the kitchen in life in New York it just makes me “cringe” that anyone could pronounce it the way Tommy does.

    If this WERE Iowa, it might be OK, but this AIN’T Iowa, so please, “bahgel” has GOT to go.

  2. brian says:

    Hey John. I’m happy you found the show, now you might want to find the other people. Click the “forum” tab on the top of this page. It’s a lot less lonely over there!

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