The king of observations is in rare form today and the topics are flying out fast and furious. Here as Tommy makes social commentaries on rapid construction, gang violence, and an in depth plan to solve Las Vegas’ transportation problem.
If there is still time after the dissertation, the fellas also discuss dive bars, $10 hummers, the final four women vying for the “Miss This Ain’t Iowa” crown, and the ground breaking announcement that will change the course of the show forever.
Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa
Dude! I work all night with crazy old people. I come home and expect too relax with Brian & Tommy and more & more often I go to my pc and there’s no Brian & Tommy, then you try to blame Tony !! You So Suck!!!!!
Thrilled to see the newly announced three shows a month format moving right ahead.
It may have to be Katie Reese (Former Miss Nevada) that gets my vote:
http://www.tmz.com/2007/02/13/circus-hot-over-miss-nevadas-orgasm-contest/
There will be exceptions to the three show rule ie weeks containing a holiday or months containing a vowel.
Post Script. I did have a brush with greatness when noneother than Texas Dolly Doyle Brunson literally ran into and nearly over my foot with this Rascal at the Bellagio. He actually drilled me pretty solidly. He stopped briefly, but my midfoot fracture didn’t impeed his journey to Bobby’s Room too badly.
I remember that patch! He was in his scooter and weilding a crutch like a fucking jousting lance. Classy my ass.
Huzzah!
My 3-shows-a-week campaign has realized its goal! In concert with the show’s celebration of ‘slack, I achieved this goal without any real effort or bribe necessary . . .
Thanks guys, I’m excited for more TAI!
Chris Duhon’s Nemesis
I have the Cubs +1.5 tonight (-185). Perhaps the only baseball bet I make with MGM all year, but one way or another they provided the best number today.
Season Total -188
Not so fast Duhon! I believe I was promised $4! Lucky for you I accept expired lap dance coupons as currency.
…Filing out job applications and Rastafarians…….
remind me what was so bad about lesbian kissing???????????
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070525/ap_en_ot/miss_universe
I think you’re missing the big picture here, Pete. Since when did David Letterman grow boobs and become Swedish?
I’m taking Colorado RL (-170)
Matt Morris has been good this year, but I’ll take Aaron Cook over him anyday. Colorado has a better offense and I’m getting 1.5 runs.
Season Total: -88
Hey everyone, I apologize once again for the tardiness of the show. Internet access has been so sporatic I haven’t been able to link up with Tony. We should have the show out by Monday, which is great because it will be almost like having a regular Monday/Friday show! Eh? Eh? I’ll be quiet now.
We should have a contest to see if any of the fans are able to produce a better show (this is practically a given) before Tommy and Brian can produce an actual (read: crappy) show. The winners get to take over the show and take Brian’s wife out on a date.
Wait, isn’t Panos Papadopoulos just John Stamos with a moustache from Full House.
Hi guys, just go the show off Brian and the plan is to have it out by Monday. I’d love to put the lateness on the show on Bmo & TD but this ones on me.
Wow, that was fast… just got back from Vegas. Actually, more of a family visit trip than anything else this time (Summerlin area), but did go down to the Strip for one night. btw, Bill’s Gamblin’ Hall rocks!!! Oh yeah, B-Mo, I’m thinking about creating my own podcast called “This ain’t Tucson.” (UofA sucks… go Sun Devils!) In the meantime, looking forward to the Monday show.
Houston -130
Oswalt is too good to pass up at this price. The Astros can’t seem to score runs for him, but I like my chances against the Diamondbacks.
Season Total +12
Tommy: Houston can’t seem to score runs for ANYBODY. They just signed my grandma to hit cleanup.
Ok guys,
Ummm My plan was to have a show out by now but we hit a snag, I’m consulting the guys on what we should do next. Lets just say I have half a show, I’ll try to keep everyone informed and I hope you don’t have to wait long for a show.
Tony
Tony……………no worries mate! (I mean buddy)
just quietly this delay has sent me into..’almost up to date!’
here is a weird story from a night at the poker tables. playing 1/2 no limit at monte carlo and there is this cute girl playing and a friend of hers in the another seat who looks somewhat familiar. he busts out and then the conversation turns to baseball and we all start talking about our favorite teams. the guy next to her asks what her favorite team is and she doesn’t really have one, but was married to a pro baseball player. i didn’t hear who it was, so i asked and she said, Cory Lidle. and i was thinking, oh, what should i say next.
The worst part is that this guy in seat 4 then says, “Oh yeah, what happened to that guy?” my heart sank and most of our eyes went wide. She was very sweet about it and just said, “He passed away” It was so akward and the guy who asked felt terrible. the guy that she had originally sat down at the table was Cory’s twin brother.
needless to say the table was on a little downer for a few minutes then things kind of got back to normal.
http://wafaabilal.com/
Have any of you guys seen this? This guy is living in this one room for a month. In the room is a paintball gun w/ a webcam on it. You can control the webcam/paintball gun to look around the room and then click a trigger button on the webpage to fire the paintball gun!
The choice is up to you, to shoot him or not shoot him?
Who’d a thunk that backpacking through the 3rd world of NYC and Connecticut to do a few standup gigs would mean no Internet access. Even Tommy Dutch could find some place †o check his lines once in a while. Even in a place so behind the times as thte East Coast. Call my Aunt Elsie in Meriden, CT. She has WEBTV and will let you check your email if you ask about the once live stuffed parrot on the perch by the TV.
This feels like a pre-shot clock college basketball game after one team gets a big league and then starts playing stall ball.
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Tommy, now you know why i’m jim in tx not houston. i’m so ashamed.
BTW the monday show was legen…
dary
wow Mofobes. I think I would have cashed out at that point. Nothing but bad juju after that.
JimInTx, as a fellow Houstonian I feel your pain, but at least we have the Texans…
…I mean the Rockets…
…well hey, there’s the Dynamo! Anyone heard of them? Yea me neither.
Dont knock the Dynamo. In true Houston form they have lost 4 of their last 5.
I wonder when the roller derby league starts back