Tommy was a little bummed out because he felt the last show was too “professional”. Well fear not loyal listeners, almost no effort was put into today’s show!
The fellas intorduce a slew of new listeners and Tommy adopts a new robotic personality. Hear about a great deal at a shitty casino, and a football pick ‘em contest that requires absolutely no skill. Right up Brian’s alley.
Finally, they wrap it up with a fat chick recap, midgets in costume, hair bands a plenty, and judges chillin on myspace during recess. I can’t believe you’ve had Thai food 3 days in a row!
Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa
Best Show Ever! At least till the 14 minute mark. How about for show #100, doing the whole show as robots! If the other 46 minutes is as funny as the first 14, then indeed it will be the best ever!
Knife
The last podcast before I go, fantastic stuff.
Who the fuck is Magnus? LOL!!
Great show – defiantly in my top five Vegas podcasts
Ellis Island happy hour from 3am-9pm $1 beer,yeah baby!
Ok – Here’s my question – How are there even 11 places left to fill out the top 25 list?? I would guess these seven are in for sure:
Mandalay Bay
Bellagio
Caesars
Mirage
MGM
Rio
Palms
and I guess Harrah’s and maybe Planet Hollywood will make the list for 9. But what else is going on the list: Bally’s? The Trop? Riviera? Circus Circus? Bills? Saharah? Excalibur?
Ranking any of those above a number of places on the list already would be ridiculous – but par for the course.
Speaking of par for the course, here’s Trainfan complaining and it’s not even lunch time yet.
That wasn’t a complaint.
I’ve got my list of complaints that I’m bringing with me to deliver in person.
TD, I attempted to get the steak dinner at Ellis Island last Thur night. 90 minute wait, so we said F-it. That’s when we walked back to Bill’s and saw the homeless guy showering in the garden in front of the Westin while getting in a fight. What night did you try it? I heard it was good, but will have to try it some other time.
You are about to witness the STRENGTH of medical knowledge. BMO I’ll make my ploy to become the medical advisor for TAI. You could have asked me for some advise for your imaging interview. Xraying a dude’s ballsack while hilarious in theory doesn’t work out in a practical sense since the xray beams shoot thru soft tissues and you don’t get much of a show. Of course the xray images of rectal foreign bodies get a lot of press, but this is overdone and hardly creative. I say try and get Ritchie and Whit so sloppy drunk that they both literally swallow shot glasses. Two belly films from two differnt Mank dudes after ingesting shot glasses would be a pretty solid addition to your already rock solid Medical Imaging Resume.
by the way – there may be no bigger workplace lie people tell themselves than, “I will have a productive day before leaving for vacation.”
It’s got to be right up there with “I don’t surf for porn at work”, “I’ll work on that from home” and “I didn’t take a shit on the bathroom floor”
Trainfan’s demanding a “sitdown”. Hawkeye dodges a hobo knife fight. It’s just like the old days around here. Beautiful.
well……the 90 espisode trial period is over. So demands will have to be met. Like for one, bring back KGB so he can ask about the Parumph Cat houses once a week.
I have to agree with Mungus. TAI is right up there as regards the best Las Vegas podcasts.
I was going to say you are in the top 50 but to be fair you would come in at least the top ten,
No fuck it – you guys really are at least in the top five.
Mind you on number of shows a week I feel you are right up there at number one.
Bmo is easily the best comedian on TAI and Dutch is easily the best person named Tommy!
I think the 100th episode should be recorded in a bar starting at sober and having shots every 5 minutes plus when one of you guys use a profanity.
Or to really push the boat out take two stalls at the Binions bathrooms and do the show from there amongst the sounds and smells that will obviously feature.
on Home Invasion one word MUTTHAFUKKA
glad the cunt got shot and died maybe guns are a good idea after all
http://www.therawfeed.com/2007/07/pong-integrated-into-vegas-slot-machine.html
Details on the upcoming changes to Luxor:
http://www.luxor.com/press_room/press_room_releases_template.aspx?ID=226
CatHouse – A relaxed, sexy restaurant and European ultra lounge, CatHouse is a modern interpretation of a 19th century French bordello, with voyeuristic visual elements and provocatively attired staff. Executive Chef Kerry Simon has created an eclectic menu featuring small, tapas-style plates that will create an interactive dining experience, making it an excellent choice for both large groups as well as couples. The atmosphere in the dining room will be sultry with low-light chandeliers, tufted fabric walls and a cobalt blue color scheme, while the ultra lounge portion of the venue is a predominantly red room, designed to create an intimate, seductive, yet elegant setting that will make every customer feel like a VIP. Elevated platforms throughout the venue will feature sexy performers modeling CatHouse’s own line of lingerie while performing choreographed vignettes. Located in the spot formerly occupied by Isis and the Sacred Sea Room, CatHouse will be a lavish night out. (Opens Fall 2007)
I’ve got to believe TD will be giving a review of the Camping Casino before too long:
http://tinyurl.com/2z4loh
My brother told me about these. It is a great series of youtube videos, it’s a documentary a guy did while in Las vegas.
Part 1 – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBbuJJqWblM
Part 2 – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0K08CO7BLg
Part 3 – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I140YMNjuc
Part 4 – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps18-JLiDfQ
Part 5 – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMQqS00VEMM
Part 6 – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCSeNRg65gQ
Trainfan- You gotta believe the Barbary/Bill’s will make the top ten.
It’s not the 90+ hours that I’ve wasted listening to the show that bothers me, its the countless hours I’ve wasted on this message board that I find so depressing.
are we talking sex with a midget or sex with a dwarf, major diferences.
Fuck Mr Pants that song was fuckin useless – what a horrible noise.
No wonder the hair bands died such a quick death – no more of that shit please
I’m having a total mare on videopoker.com – I am 5000 points down for the week scrapping along in 127 place!! – No wonder I cant win in Vegas
Hey, Ace, I know you can play 100play via videopoker.com, but I am loving this one – http://100play.com/play/ – I played it for hours and managed to fluke my way up from 10,000 credits to 30,000 before I realised that I really should go and do something more productive! I am not a huge VP fan (strange, but true) but I love 100play on turbo and can’t wait to play it for real. It would be an amazing game to play on a bar top machine, but I don’t think there are any bartop 100play machines, so if anyone knows any differently, please let us know!
I think between 100play and ‘Happy Slapping’ Brits in football shirts, I should have a fairly busy time next trip.
Also, have a great time to the Manx boys over the next few days and be sure to come back with some great booze tips and stories which include waking up in a ditch covered in bodily fluids… Preferably your own, but hell, its Vegas baby!
I’ve been enjoying your contributions lately Ace, so I’m willing to overlook your last statement. All other negative Night Ranger comments will be grounds for banishment.
Night Ranger. Now that’s a blast from the past. Similar to me hearing Hungry Like A Wolf by Duran Duran on Coverville awhile back. Poison should be a good show as well. 80′s music sure bring back some good memories.
Quote “Chicks at the Palms are already dressed like whores” LOL that is awesome Brian.
Here’s a recommendation for ya, $7.77 special at Mr. Lucky’s in the Hard Rock Casino. It’s a good sirlion with 3 jumbo shrimp and awesome mashed potatoes. Very tasty, it’s not on the menu but the waiters/waitresses know it if you ask for it. We actually had it twice when we were in Vegas in May.
BTW – How did the job interview go mate?
Thanks for asking Mungus. It was ok. I don’t know how impressed they were with my x-ray scrotum pamphlet. Quite frankly “marketing executive” seems like a big jump from my previous career of “village idiot”. This kid we’re having better grow up to be the next Tiger Woods to justify me getting a real job.
Hawkeye,
it was a Tuesday night about 9 and the wait was over an hour.
Ellis Island also has a much improved Leroy’s sports book. If it was W. of the strip I’d frequent the joint.
B.Mo,
wait til you get work and see these microphones. Hands down the most professional thing ever involved with this show at any level. Not sure they work with our set up, but they sure are fancy.
Brian – I am sure you did fantastically (kiss ass that I am!).
Maybe you are in the wrong town? Try Hollywood as Marketing Exec and Village Idiot are just about the same thing there. Having said that, I am sat here in the UK, bankroll in hand (I like to fiddle with my bank roll late at night when no one is around) waiting for any kind of Casino Marketing deals and thus far I have received nothing! Casino Marketing really are missing out on a huge number of Brits who are heading to Vegas due to the cheap flights and fantastic exchange rate (although the rate has dropped like a brick over the last few days).
Come on Casino Marketing – Send us Brits some sweet deals! Nothing from MGM Players club, nothing from Harrahs, and some pretty crappy deals from The Venetian. My next trip is relying on http://www.vegashotelspecial.com for decent deals (got a good price on Celebrity Spa Suite at MGM booked from here).
Oh NO!!!!!! (Trainfan you must send the boys a reprimanding email for this terrible error).
Just quietly, MoFoboes may never be heard of on TAI again!
Reason why?
Bmo says “His San Francisco Rivercats were in town”
Bmo it’s the OAKLAND ATHLETICS RIVERCATS!
Having had the privilege of sharing beers while watching/talking baseball with the official ambassador of TAI I know this would upset him immeasurably! Lifetime A’s fans hate S.F!
But a free loaf of bread?!….sounds a good deal.
Before you burst brother, The River Cats are the A’s AAA squad, but I believe they play in SF. Definitely would never accuse Fobes of being a Giants fan as I value his friendship too much.
Hey great show boys, your not middle for me, your the best. Where else is so much swear words excepted.
By the way is there any plans for a video cast? 100th maybe.
Later dudes
Bmo – River Cats play in Sacramento.
Not trying to pick bones with ya but when I heard San Fran River Cats I freaked out because I thought you meant a Giants team.
Anyway, the River Cats swept the Las Vegas 51′s 4-0!
So I guess Mo saw his team win no matter what day he went!
If George carlin is still playing next week I’m there.
Investigate whit you know you want to.
Any chance somebody can put up a picture of a bedbug.
How long can the Red Sox continue to bring Eric Gange into games? He has only had one game which he hasn’t given up a run and he has appeared 7x. And it’s not like he is getting unlucky, he is giving up really hard hit balls.
I’m so pissed that i would like to drive to boston and shoot him.
very excited about the get together on Tuesday. I can’t wait to meet everyone and see how everything goes. I wonder how many bars we will go to. This should be sweet.
Hey guys great show. I can’t believe you can do a review on the Hilton and not mention Barry Manilow. He was the reason Dipper and I stayed there in March. Dipper no denying it either.
What’s the story with the masquerade party wanting photos. You cover your face anyway so ugly people should be allowed in.
The Foxworthy slot machine sounds fantastic. I could just imagine the sounds going through my head after a 12 hour stint on it.
I want a copy of Knight Ranger cd. Anyone help me out on this, please Tony. It had me after the 1st chorus.
I’m disappointed that I won’t be meeting up with the Isle of Man dudes but now I’m downright suicidal knowing that Momma Dutch is a chance of being there. Have fun all!!
I just caught a few seconds of a horrible gameshow called 1 vs 100 or something. Never seen it before. Sagat is the host and for the love of Christ…Annie Duke is the contestant. She’s seriously the most irritating person alive. Shooting off her fat mouth and fat ass wearing an outfit stolen off the Pretty in Pink set. Completely nauseating. Of yeah, she was going up against that Mormon Jeopardy Jagoff Ken Jennings. Complete Torture for the 90 seconds I lasted.
The crappy part is that you have to send a photo to the 9girl@9group.com to wait for approval. To enter you have to have on either lingerie or a mask. They put your name on a list to get in if you’ve been approved. I wish I could tell you how it goes, but I’ve decided to work instead. BUT I will go to the Pimp and Ho Ball. That’s always the best party of the year. I’ll let you know how that one goes. See you Tuesday.
I think we should just bombard them with Bmo’s picture from every email address we all have
Fyregirl – I think the party photo crap stinks. I understand this happens anyway when people line up for Nightclubs but to come right out and request photos is ridiculous. I think you would end up getting a more pretentious crowd than usual this way as well. They can keep it to themselves.
Trainfan – Great suggestion.
Tuesday 7:30 Brew Pub, thats 7:30pm Richie!!!!
Mungus, You are so right, We Brits never get any ‘special’ deals to get us to Vegas. And as the I believe the most visitors outside of the USA come from blighty they are missing a chance to increase thier ‘missonary marketing’ – I know for a fact that 5 people will be first time visitors to Vegas this year because of my continual raving about how great the place is.
So come on Vegas have a love the brits week.
The other thing that is crazy in Vegas is the fact they shut the pools for part of the year.
I acccept the fact that you crazy Las Vegan have thin blood and anything below 100 degrees calls for a scarf and animal skin combo. But there are colder parts of the US and certainly us brits who find it plenty warm enough for lazying by the pool on even the coolect days.
86 f in the UK is considered a decent summers day, that’s all we need to get our kit of and run around the streets half naked.
I was thinking about getting £10,000 of $ and putting them away for future trips because of the exchange rate. Any super financial minds out there know if this is worthwhile?
Mr Pants – never heard of Night Ranger before – so I guess we managed to avoid that train wreck here in blighty. But, I have just checked them out on allmusic.com and was welcomed by what looked like a picture of the Village People. Were Night Ranger a gay band?
XTC – now that’s a band worth a listen
Bloody hell! £10k – I think you should invest some of that in Mungus Industries… it’s a high risk, low yield start up.
The rate has just dropped a few cents, I assume its due to all the stock market crap at the moment, but I am by no means an expert.
When do the pools usually close? I will be in town at the end of September and early October for my sixth visit so fingers crossed. So far we are booked at the MGM for three days and The Wynn for the next four days with the remaining three days still to be booked.