Brian and Tommy are back and they’ve brought along another tale of debauchery. It begins innocently enough, with a quaint afternoon get together, but 2 strip clubs ad 6 casinos later and Dutch is drunk dialing his girlfriend with an ominous warning.
Tommy also lays out his top 10 movie list complete with a #1 that will surprise everyone. Well, almost everyone. Also tune in to hear why personalized license plates can give too much information and why you should never leave a dead hooker in the hallway.
Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa
Never mind the baseball hall of fame in Sydney this bar gives out a Beer Passport. when you have collected a stamp on every page for each beer on the list you will also be inducted into the Belgian Beer Cafe Hall of Fame and your name will be proudly displayed there along with other like-minded beer lovers as a model Belgian beer connoisseur!
http://www.belgian-beer-cafe.com.au/default.asp?id=1
Must keep betting…
Washington +107 over Houston
The good part about this game is that they both suck in virtually every aspect. Jennings and Bergmann have identical records and era, so I’m going with the home team. How’s that for analysis.
Record: -505
If there was ever an athelete that needed to spend some time in Vegas it’s Michael Vick. Seriously, dog fighting? Learn to play craps like everyone else you sick fuck.
IF the charges prove true (evidence appears almost conclusive already), I think they should put Vick and Pacman in a pit until only one comes out. It could be the only time I would actually pull for Pacman to win.
Jimmymac, I suggest you be very cautious of golf bets with Scott J!
Scott J, Did you see the video summary on http://www.RawVegas.com of Eric Lingren’s four rounds in one day (carrying his bag in the Vegas heat). Ever try anything like that? Yikes.
Lindgren pulling off that bet was sick – he got paid something like 300k from Phil Ivey, Gavin Smith and some others. They intereviewed him on the pokerwire podcast a few weeks ago – right after he did it. The bet was four rounds in one day – carrying his bag – and breaking 100 every round.
Dutchman.
I was not trying to be sensitive. I was being IRONIC my man. It’s just a little funny to me how one host feels that a post is funny enough to mention on the air and other feels that it is irritating enough to simply ignore the author all together. Hey get involve with the message boards so we can let you know that we don’t read them. I’m just breaking balls. No hard feelings man. Virtual fist pound or tai chi courtsey or whatever acknowledgement ceremony you’re currently on board with.
PS I’m demanding a trade to the Fivehundy by Midnight Podcast
did you say something patch?
“F the charges prove true (evidence appears almost conclusive already), I think they should put Vick and Pacman in a pit until only one comes out. It could be the only time I would actually pull for Pacman to win.”
Two men enter, one man leaves! Two men enter, one man leaves!
Shoot, I can’t do this by myself. I need a barbaric civilization rising out of a post-apocalyptic wasteland to back me up here. Little help?
Ummm….nothing worth listening to Johnnie.
Are the Godfather and Rent even allowed to be on the same list?
If you guys ever do 4 shows a week I think you have a great new subject. Stripper Thursdays! Interview a different “erotic dancer” each week.
“Well, aftermy uncle raped me and I got hooked on the blow, Stipping just seemed like a natural carrer choice.”
Contrary to popular belief there is actually some strippers that are more than that. As a whole maybe it becomes more of
the norm to believe we are what we appear to be. But every now and again you will come across one that slides in soft like a whisper and leaves with the strength of a storm. It is even more possible to find one that will linger in your mind longer than your johnson and even more probable to find one that will key the lock into your world and creep into your soul. Forgive me if that is too deep but remember a real woman reguardless of occupation will strive to be the best woman you’ve ever known. A true woman will leave a fingerprint in your mind and a taste in your mouth that will make you crave her forever…….
I venture to say the betting line is now officialy “OFF” or “No Line” regardng what Brian will select as post of the week. I just hope Patch is not behind this.
Welcome fyregirl. I can tell you’re amazing at your job because all I did was read your post and I’m amazingly drawn to you. Welcome, and please visit us again. Please…
Maria…Maria…I know a Dutch boy named Maria.
Hey Mollica, maybe you need to buy one of MY t-shirts, seeing how funny you thought they were when PATCH posted about them. Nonetheless, glad you liked the design.
http://www.e-shirt.com/ProductDetails.asp?ShowAll=&iTtlNumItems=27&txtStoerID=2501&txtProdID=18264&CatProduct=&ShopID=2501&SectionID=&cboSort=2&cboPerPage=27
I have no idea what fyregirl was saying, but as i was reading her post I found my hand in my pocket pulling out singles………
amazing…………
slashdogx,
I did see the rawvegas video on Eric Lundgen. That was quite a feat in that kind of heat and wind. I would be interested to know what his handicap is, looks like he has a decent swing.
I played a lot of golf between the ages of 12 and 21 and had a lot of days where I played as many as 72 holes (I was a bit of a fanatic). However the conditions were never that extreme and the course I played was pretty flat.
I would definitely take that bet anytime it was offered, although I don’t think I would lower the target score too much.
here is a side benefit of las vegas’ searing heat. my brilliant roommate forgot to pay the gas bill and we have no hot water. fortunately, even the cold water here in vegas isn’t really that cold in summer, so the shower sans hot wawter wasn’t too bad.
from what i have heard, E-dog usually shoots in the mid to high 80′s. bear’s best is one of the hilliest courses in vegas. it was the same course featured in that horrible movie, Lucky You.
I mean Lindgren.
Tommy,
I’ll share any heat you take from “Rent” being on your movie list. Liked the play as well.
BTW, was the stripper you chatted with Sandy Murphy?
fyregirl,
Quite an opening post, I imagine you will have a prominent position on Friday’s show.
mofobes,
I didn’t realize that was the course he played. It is a difficult course from the back tees, and you’re right, pretty hilly. That is a phenomenal achievement for a player of that caliber.
it was also after a night of drinking and about 90 minutes of sleep. i think it will go down in gambling lore.
it was also a brilliant marketing move. i believe that lindgren is a major investor in rawvegas.tv & i am sure this story will bring lots of hits to the site.
BMO,
It looks like the punchline KC Royals just helped out your Yankees… I know they aren’t even close but they have been playing decent ball for about 2 months now. Billy Butler is just sick, 21 years old and batting .311, not too shabby…. How would you like to be 21 and drawing intentional walks at Fenway?? Quietly, the Royals have been spending more money I believe there payroll is around 70 million now, I have been a huge Royals fan all my life so I love to hold on to my pipe dreams!!
Anyways keep up the great show guys, can’t tell you much its meant to me since you started!!
P.S. Royals/Yankees 4 game series next week what kind of odds would you lay me?
Well boys I’m glad that you are so accomodating to a little rook like me. It’s not really what I say that matters, it’s what you feel when I’m done. Thank you for the compliment Brian. It’s nice to know that there is still someone out there that finds me utterly amazing……
Besides myself that is
Paigow Pete well if I did my job you’d be sitting in awe of a doll with brains reminding the world that there are still some who are genuinely the best. Which is worth more than the
“singles” you want a flash. And finally my last retort is to Scott J. my intention is to a prominent part in more than the show. But that’s a story for another time.
Feel free to comment I’d love to respond!
I can assure you all that I have no female alterego….or do I?
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.
O.K. Train, you have a point. I don’t get what’s going on here.
I wanted to give some PROPS to Tommy for selecting Fight Club as his all time #1 film. I had it in my group of the greatest as well. I’m a gigantic Chuck Palahniuk fan and I love Fincher almost as much. For the people that truly understand this book and film, it’s mind blowing. Choke and Invisibile Monsters are both currently being made into films. Haunted is without a doubt the most unnerving piece of literature ever penned. Palahniuk is definitely messed up, but in a brilliant fashion. Fincher really captured the beauty of his book and just made it an amazing creation of his own. Watching the buildings come down with “where is my mind?” playing is one of the greatest scenes in film history.
“It’s not until you’ve lost everything that you’re free to do anything.”
wow burn baby burn! Fyregirl frightens the pants off me!
Dutch, You better be carefull with this Fyregirl deal. BMO has already apparantly turned to stone as if reading her beguiling postings were like gazing at Madosa.
Fryegirl, I can’t speak for everyone, but I suspect the Not Iowa community would especially welcome a voice message on 206-203-Iowa.
well, i guess since the WSOP is officially over, i need to pony up and purchase the Gilmore Girls: Season 4. lucky me, i just checked bestbuy.com and the 6 disc set is available at my local store and it only cost $48.99 – this sucks ass, really.
Patch. Don’t start the movie quote game I won’t be able to stop… ‘the greatest trick….’ THE USUAL SUSPECTS
look at these special features:
Additional scenes on 2 episodes Gilmore
Goodies and Gossip: Girls in Bikinis, Boys Doin’ the Twist on-screen factoids
Who Wants to Get Together?: Season’s most romantic moments
Stars Hollow challenge trivia quiz
Gilmore-isms booklet
oh, goodie!
Mofobes, we’re patiently waiting the story from the date last night…
$48.99!! What a bargain
How interesting the gammut that all of you are on. I wonder which one of you is the ALPHA? Possibly one of you? Or is it Dutch? For records sake I would be Artemis before
I would ever be Madusa. But before any I am just me. A simple girl with high standards.
And as far as the movies go “Fight Club” was classic…until the end. That’s right I said it again. His alter ego would never have become stupid enough to believe that he shot himself unless he did. What about “True Romance”? Don’t get it twisted by the title it’s definitely not Danielle Steele. It is true soul, blood, death and loyalty in the most PRIMAL
way. She’s a real woman!
Good call on “True Romance,” can’t go wrong with a Tarantino, Christian Slater combo
Were you referring to yourself as a virgin goddess in the above post?
Get the T.A.I bar of soap in the store
$48.99 a steal at twice the price.
I have a baseball question. I’ve been on vacation with my pops and watching a lot of baseball. What’s happened to pitchers doctoring up the ball? That basically seems like it has disappeared. I remember when I was a kid they were constantly spitting on the ball, rubbing Vaseline on it from the bill of their cap, scuffing it up with sandpaper or even better the nailfile. I guess these clowns just juice up with some roids and blow the ball past the hitter. I miss the good ole days when you had to cheat by sneaking a prison shiv onto the mound.
Actually I was referring to Athena the greek goddess of wisdom, war, the arts, industry,
justice and skill. She was considered the Protectress. I only identify with her and her attributes because her loyalty ran deep to things with purpose. If you were to spray that
type of integrity into todays society we would have a much better breed of women. But don’t get me started because that’s a whole other story.
Comment on the poll question: Pulp Fiction is definitely the best movie on this list, but for a TAI all time favorite, we need something more laid back, slapstick, “degenerate.” I voted for Smokey and the Bandit!
For next week’s poll, how about voting on the official beer of TAI?
yeah, well Brad you are going to have to wait a little longer.
we’ve been playing phone tag and were not able to pull things together for the dinner this week. story is not quite as straight forward as Dutch makes it out to be.
also, he’s left a stop or two out of his version of the night. there were actually 3 rounds of gambling and i won enough to cover most of the night’s expenses.
i am starting to feel like some kind of homewrecker.
patch, everyone is wise to it and with everygame being filmed, it is too easy to get caught, but i think kenny rogers was accused/caught using pine tar on his hands in several games last year including the world series, so it is still out there.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0610/gallery.mlb.rogers/content.1.html
plus, they change the ball everytime it hits the dirt, so a ball only gets used for a couple of pitches.
brendan donnelly got ejected in a game vs. the nationals in 2005 for pine tar on the glove. haven’t they also investigated the rockies for irregularities in their balls and humidor they store it in?
JR – A bar in Hanover, PA, where I live does that. At least they used to, the place is for shit now since one of the owners split and their attempt at a second location went down the crapper.
But you would get a passport and there were all kinds of prize levels like a coffee mug, a pint glass, a jacket. The ultimate prize was 1,000 different beers. When you got there, they would hook you up with a microbrewer who would work with you to brew a beer to your specifications.
Even though I drank there a lot, I never did it because I didn’t want to drink shitty beer just to get a fucking coffee mug.
Good God – I’m gone for 24 hours and all hell breaks loose around here. I have to say I like it.
Fryegirl – welcome to TAI – and, no offense, but Tommy Dutch sounding like he met the first ever stripper with the “down on my luck, circumstances in life haven’t been good, can’t get a break” pitch down pat was pretty funny. Tread carefully TD.
MoFobes – Thanks for being part once again of a really entertaining show. You usually seem to have a big role in the best ones – keep up the good work. And did I read right that you paid 50.00 for the Gilmore Girls instead of helping out the roommate with the Gas bill?? Vegas Baby.
Fight Club was a great call. I thought sure Tommy would have American History X in his list. West Side Story? Jets or Sharks TD?
Good show guys. I’m thrilled that the Wednesday “Pop Culture and Politics” show is now about strippers, drinking and gambling.
Good call regular guy, You could just sign up for the Tropicana’s or Riviera’s slot clubs for a coffee mug. That could be worse though I imagine. Ah heck, take the beer.
Fennville – Have you ever been to the Tits and Toast Breakfast in Kalamazoo? http://countrypalace.com/Tits-n-toast.htm Now that sounds like something the Glitter Gulch would have?
::::insert “making it rain” joke here::::::
::::insert Tommy comment that “you can’t make it rain with singles” here:::::
OK, so once again I’ve been misunderstood. It happens a lot. It was really more ball busting than anything. I really was not mad at anyone. I guess I went too far. It could have been I listened to all the podcasts back to around #50 in the last 2 weeks. I would not have made it through those if I didn’t like the show. BTW, I love the comedy of Lewis Black. My misunderstood point was that on the shows where you did get political the conversations seemed to be incomplete. Not that I’m looking for a different point of view. I’m encouraging you to go more in depth. I will stop throwing rocks at TD. He’s really OK. My shot at him was a horrible attempt at humor. Guess I need to leave that to the professionals. Sorry if I pissed anyone off. The real reason on the meet up thing is I don’t think my wife would understand If wanted to meet people in Las Vegas that I met on the internet. Seems kind of creepy to me. Plus you girls could never keep up with me in the area of drinking. I’m not proud of it but it is just the facts man.
Regular Guy – sounds like my kind of bar but a 1000 different beers? i think i’ll leave that to the Isle of Man guys. I just found out its only 28 different beers in Syd so i guess it will take a week or two. But i’m not doing it for any prize, i just want to get my name immortalised on a brass plaque entering the bar! the things you do for fame…
Fyregirl, i’m glad you chimed in, apart from CatLady its been a real sausage fest around here and i have to say your eloquence with prose is quite refreshing!
Tits and Toast??? That’s awesome! We have a bunch of restaurants around town where patrons are served by topless waitresses, but somehow I’ve always aimed to avoid them. I’m with BMo on the subject: I don’t want to mix food with viewing pleasure!