I’m Becomming Obsessed With Strippers
Podcasts July 18th, 2007Brian and Tommy are back and they’ve brought along another tale of debauchery. It begins innocently enough, with a quaint afternoon get together, but 2 strip clubs ad 6 casinos later and Dutch is drunk dialing his girlfriend with an ominous warning.
Tommy also lays out his top 10 movie list complete with a #1 that will surprise everyone. Well, almost everyone. Also tune in to hear why personalized license plates can give too much information and why you should never leave a dead hooker in the hallway.
Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa
July 18th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Never mind the baseball hall of fame in Sydney this bar gives out a Beer Passport. when you have collected a stamp on every page for each beer on the list you will also be inducted into the Belgian Beer Cafe Hall of Fame and your name will be proudly displayed there along with other like-minded beer lovers as a model Belgian beer connoisseur!
http://www.belgian-beer-cafe.com.au/default.asp?id=1
July 18th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Must keep betting…
Washington +107 over Houston
The good part about this game is that they both suck in virtually every aspect. Jennings and Bergmann have identical records and era, so I’m going with the home team. How’s that for analysis.
Record: -505
July 18th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
If there was ever an athelete that needed to spend some time in Vegas it’s Michael Vick. Seriously, dog fighting? Learn to play craps like everyone else you sick fuck.
July 18th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
IF the charges prove true (evidence appears almost conclusive already), I think they should put Vick and Pacman in a pit until only one comes out. It could be the only time I would actually pull for Pacman to win.
Jimmymac, I suggest you be very cautious of golf bets with Scott J!
Scott J, Did you see the video summary on http://www.RawVegas.com of Eric Lingren’s four rounds in one day (carrying his bag in the Vegas heat). Ever try anything like that? Yikes.
July 18th, 2007 at 6:27 pm
Lindgren pulling off that bet was sick - he got paid something like 300k from Phil Ivey, Gavin Smith and some others. They intereviewed him on the pokerwire podcast a few weeks ago - right after he did it. The bet was four rounds in one day - carrying his bag - and breaking 100 every round.
July 18th, 2007 at 6:31 pm
Dutchman.
I was not trying to be sensitive. I was being IRONIC my man. It’s just a little funny to me how one host feels that a post is funny enough to mention on the air and other feels that it is irritating enough to simply ignore the author all together. Hey get involve with the message boards so we can let you know that we don’t read them. I’m just breaking balls. No hard feelings man. Virtual fist pound or tai chi courtsey or whatever acknowledgement ceremony you’re currently on board with.
PS I’m demanding a trade to the Fivehundy by Midnight Podcast
July 18th, 2007 at 6:36 pm
did you say something patch?
July 18th, 2007 at 7:14 pm
“F the charges prove true (evidence appears almost conclusive already), I think they should put Vick and Pacman in a pit until only one comes out. It could be the only time I would actually pull for Pacman to win.”
Two men enter, one man leaves! Two men enter, one man leaves!
Shoot, I can’t do this by myself. I need a barbaric civilization rising out of a post-apocalyptic wasteland to back me up here. Little help?
July 18th, 2007 at 8:49 pm
Ummm….nothing worth listening to Johnnie.
July 18th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
Are the Godfather and Rent even allowed to be on the same list?
If you guys ever do 4 shows a week I think you have a great new subject. Stripper Thursdays! Interview a different “erotic dancer” each week.
“Well, aftermy uncle raped me and I got hooked on the blow, Stipping just seemed like a natural carrer choice.”
July 18th, 2007 at 11:03 pm
Contrary to popular belief there is actually some strippers that are more than that. As a whole maybe it becomes more of
the norm to believe we are what we appear to be. But every now and again you will come across one that slides in soft like a whisper and leaves with the strength of a storm. It is even more possible to find one that will linger in your mind longer than your johnson and even more probable to find one that will key the lock into your world and creep into your soul. Forgive me if that is too deep but remember a real woman reguardless of occupation will strive to be the best woman you’ve ever known. A true woman will leave a fingerprint in your mind and a taste in your mouth that will make you crave her forever…….
July 18th, 2007 at 11:53 pm
I venture to say the betting line is now officialy “OFF” or “No Line” regardng what Brian will select as post of the week. I just hope Patch is not behind this.
July 19th, 2007 at 12:09 am
Welcome fyregirl. I can tell you’re amazing at your job because all I did was read your post and I’m amazingly drawn to you. Welcome, and please visit us again. Please…
July 19th, 2007 at 12:38 am
Maria…Maria…I know a Dutch boy named Maria.
Hey Mollica, maybe you need to buy one of MY t-shirts, seeing how funny you thought they were when PATCH posted about them. Nonetheless, glad you liked the design.
http://www.e-shirt.com/ProductDetails.asp?ShowAll=&iTtlNumItems=27&txtStoerID=2501&txtProdID=18264&CatProduct=&ShopID=2501&SectionID=&cboSort=2&cboPerPage=27
July 19th, 2007 at 1:11 am
I have no idea what fyregirl was saying, but as i was reading her post I found my hand in my pocket pulling out singles………
amazing…………
July 19th, 2007 at 2:02 am
slashdogx,
I did see the rawvegas video on Eric Lundgen. That was quite a feat in that kind of heat and wind. I would be interested to know what his handicap is, looks like he has a decent swing.
I played a lot of golf between the ages of 12 and 21 and had a lot of days where I played as many as 72 holes (I was a bit of a fanatic). However the conditions were never that extreme and the course I played was pretty flat.
I would definitely take that bet anytime it was offered, although I don’t think I would lower the target score too much.
July 19th, 2007 at 2:03 am
here is a side benefit of las vegas’ searing heat. my brilliant roommate forgot to pay the gas bill and we have no hot water. fortunately, even the cold water here in vegas isn’t really that cold in summer, so the shower sans hot wawter wasn’t too bad.
July 19th, 2007 at 2:06 am
from what i have heard, E-dog usually shoots in the mid to high 80’s. bear’s best is one of the hilliest courses in vegas. it was the same course featured in that horrible movie, Lucky You.
July 19th, 2007 at 2:10 am
I mean Lindgren.
Tommy,
I’ll share any heat you take from “Rent” being on your movie list. Liked the play as well.
BTW, was the stripper you chatted with Sandy Murphy?
fyregirl,
Quite an opening post, I imagine you will have a prominent position on Friday’s show.
July 19th, 2007 at 2:18 am
mofobes,
I didn’t realize that was the course he played. It is a difficult course from the back tees, and you’re right, pretty hilly. That is a phenomenal achievement for a player of that caliber.
July 19th, 2007 at 2:23 am
it was also after a night of drinking and about 90 minutes of sleep. i think it will go down in gambling lore.
it was also a brilliant marketing move. i believe that lindgren is a major investor in rawvegas.tv & i am sure this story will bring lots of hits to the site.
July 19th, 2007 at 2:29 am
BMO,
It looks like the punchline KC Royals just helped out your Yankees… I know they aren’t even close but they have been playing decent ball for about 2 months now. Billy Butler is just sick, 21 years old and batting .311, not too shabby…. How would you like to be 21 and drawing intentional walks at Fenway?? Quietly, the Royals have been spending more money I believe there payroll is around 70 million now, I have been a huge Royals fan all my life so I love to hold on to my pipe dreams!!
Anyways keep up the great show guys, can’t tell you much its meant to me since you started!!
P.S. Royals/Yankees 4 game series next week what kind of odds would you lay me?
July 19th, 2007 at 2:57 am
Well boys I’m glad that you are so accomodating to a little rook like me. It’s not really what I say that matters, it’s what you feel when I’m done. Thank you for the compliment Brian. It’s nice to know that there is still someone out there that finds me utterly amazing……
Besides myself that is
Paigow Pete well if I did my job you’d be sitting in awe of a doll with brains reminding the world that there are still some who are genuinely the best. Which is worth more than the
“singles” you want a flash. And finally my last retort is to Scott J. my intention is to a prominent part in more than the show. But that’s a story for another time.
Feel free to comment I’d love to respond!
July 19th, 2007 at 3:12 am
I can assure you all that I have no female alterego….or do I?
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.
July 19th, 2007 at 3:17 am
O.K. Train, you have a point. I don’t get what’s going on here.
July 19th, 2007 at 3:22 am
I wanted to give some PROPS to Tommy for selecting Fight Club as his all time #1 film. I had it in my group of the greatest as well. I’m a gigantic Chuck Palahniuk fan and I love Fincher almost as much. For the people that truly understand this book and film, it’s mind blowing. Choke and Invisibile Monsters are both currently being made into films. Haunted is without a doubt the most unnerving piece of literature ever penned. Palahniuk is definitely messed up, but in a brilliant fashion. Fincher really captured the beauty of his book and just made it an amazing creation of his own. Watching the buildings come down with “where is my mind?” playing is one of the greatest scenes in film history.
“It’s not until you’ve lost everything that you’re free to do anything.”
July 19th, 2007 at 3:24 am
wow burn baby burn! Fyregirl frightens the pants off me!
July 19th, 2007 at 3:29 am
Dutch, You better be carefull with this Fyregirl deal. BMO has already apparantly turned to stone as if reading her beguiling postings were like gazing at Madosa.
Fryegirl, I can’t speak for everyone, but I suspect the Not Iowa community would especially welcome a voice message on 206-203-Iowa.
July 19th, 2007 at 3:32 am
well, i guess since the WSOP is officially over, i need to pony up and purchase the Gilmore Girls: Season 4. lucky me, i just checked bestbuy.com and the 6 disc set is available at my local store and it only cost $48.99 - this sucks ass, really.
July 19th, 2007 at 3:40 am
Patch. Don’t start the movie quote game I won’t be able to stop… ‘the greatest trick….’ THE USUAL SUSPECTS
July 19th, 2007 at 3:43 am
look at these special features:
Additional scenes on 2 episodes Gilmore
Goodies and Gossip: Girls in Bikinis, Boys Doin’ the Twist on-screen factoids
Who Wants to Get Together?: Season’s most romantic moments
Stars Hollow challenge trivia quiz
Gilmore-isms booklet
oh, goodie!
July 19th, 2007 at 3:45 am
Mofobes, we’re patiently waiting the story from the date last night…
July 19th, 2007 at 3:47 am
$48.99!! What a bargain
July 19th, 2007 at 3:50 am
How interesting the gammut that all of you are on. I wonder which one of you is the ALPHA? Possibly one of you? Or is it Dutch? For records sake I would be Artemis before
I would ever be Madusa. But before any I am just me. A simple girl with high standards.
And as far as the movies go “Fight Club” was classic…until the end. That’s right I said it again. His alter ego would never have become stupid enough to believe that he shot himself unless he did. What about “True Romance”? Don’t get it twisted by the title it’s definitely not Danielle Steele. It is true soul, blood, death and loyalty in the most PRIMAL
way. She’s a real woman!
July 19th, 2007 at 4:19 am
Good call on “True Romance,” can’t go wrong with a Tarantino, Christian Slater combo
Were you referring to yourself as a virgin goddess in the above post?
July 19th, 2007 at 4:27 am
Get the T.A.I bar of soap in the store
July 19th, 2007 at 4:31 am
$48.99 a steal at twice the price.
I have a baseball question. I’ve been on vacation with my pops and watching a lot of baseball. What’s happened to pitchers doctoring up the ball? That basically seems like it has disappeared. I remember when I was a kid they were constantly spitting on the ball, rubbing Vaseline on it from the bill of their cap, scuffing it up with sandpaper or even better the nailfile. I guess these clowns just juice up with some roids and blow the ball past the hitter. I miss the good ole days when you had to cheat by sneaking a prison shiv onto the mound.
July 19th, 2007 at 5:24 am
Actually I was referring to Athena the greek goddess of wisdom, war, the arts, industry,
justice and skill. She was considered the Protectress. I only identify with her and her attributes because her loyalty ran deep to things with purpose. If you were to spray that
type of integrity into todays society we would have a much better breed of women. But don’t get me started because that’s a whole other story.
July 19th, 2007 at 8:06 am
Comment on the poll question: Pulp Fiction is definitely the best movie on this list, but for a TAI all time favorite, we need something more laid back, slapstick, “degenerate.” I voted for Smokey and the Bandit!
For next week’s poll, how about voting on the official beer of TAI?
July 19th, 2007 at 8:34 am
yeah, well Brad you are going to have to wait a little longer.
we’ve been playing phone tag and were not able to pull things together for the dinner this week. story is not quite as straight forward as Dutch makes it out to be.
also, he’s left a stop or two out of his version of the night. there were actually 3 rounds of gambling and i won enough to cover most of the night’s expenses.
i am starting to feel like some kind of homewrecker.
July 19th, 2007 at 8:38 am
patch, everyone is wise to it and with everygame being filmed, it is too easy to get caught, but i think kenny rogers was accused/caught using pine tar on his hands in several games last year including the world series, so it is still out there.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0610/gallery.mlb.rogers/content.1.html
July 19th, 2007 at 8:46 am
plus, they change the ball everytime it hits the dirt, so a ball only gets used for a couple of pitches.
brendan donnelly got ejected in a game vs. the nationals in 2005 for pine tar on the glove. haven’t they also investigated the rockies for irregularities in their balls and humidor they store it in?
July 19th, 2007 at 9:36 am
JR - A bar in Hanover, PA, where I live does that. At least they used to, the place is for shit now since one of the owners split and their attempt at a second location went down the crapper.
But you would get a passport and there were all kinds of prize levels like a coffee mug, a pint glass, a jacket. The ultimate prize was 1,000 different beers. When you got there, they would hook you up with a microbrewer who would work with you to brew a beer to your specifications.
Even though I drank there a lot, I never did it because I didn’t want to drink shitty beer just to get a fucking coffee mug.
July 19th, 2007 at 11:30 am
Good God - I’m gone for 24 hours and all hell breaks loose around here. I have to say I like it.
Fryegirl - welcome to TAI - and, no offense, but Tommy Dutch sounding like he met the first ever stripper with the “down on my luck, circumstances in life haven’t been good, can’t get a break” pitch down pat was pretty funny. Tread carefully TD.
MoFobes - Thanks for being part once again of a really entertaining show. You usually seem to have a big role in the best ones - keep up the good work. And did I read right that you paid 50.00 for the Gilmore Girls instead of helping out the roommate with the Gas bill?? Vegas Baby.
Fight Club was a great call. I thought sure Tommy would have American History X in his list. West Side Story? Jets or Sharks TD?
Good show guys. I’m thrilled that the Wednesday “Pop Culture and Politics” show is now about strippers, drinking and gambling.
July 19th, 2007 at 11:36 am
Good call regular guy, You could just sign up for the Tropicana’s or Riviera’s slot clubs for a coffee mug. That could be worse though I imagine. Ah heck, take the beer.
July 19th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Fennville - Have you ever been to the Tits and Toast Breakfast in Kalamazoo? http://countrypalace.com/Tits-n-toast.htm Now that sounds like something the Glitter Gulch would have?
July 19th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
::::insert “making it rain” joke here::::::
::::insert Tommy comment that “you can’t make it rain with singles” here:::::
July 19th, 2007 at 1:09 pm
OK, so once again I’ve been misunderstood. It happens a lot. It was really more ball busting than anything. I really was not mad at anyone. I guess I went too far. It could have been I listened to all the podcasts back to around #50 in the last 2 weeks. I would not have made it through those if I didn’t like the show. BTW, I love the comedy of Lewis Black. My misunderstood point was that on the shows where you did get political the conversations seemed to be incomplete. Not that I’m looking for a different point of view. I’m encouraging you to go more in depth. I will stop throwing rocks at TD. He’s really OK. My shot at him was a horrible attempt at humor. Guess I need to leave that to the professionals. Sorry if I pissed anyone off. The real reason on the meet up thing is I don’t think my wife would understand If wanted to meet people in Las Vegas that I met on the internet. Seems kind of creepy to me. Plus you girls could never keep up with me in the area of drinking. I’m not proud of it but it is just the facts man.
July 19th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
Regular Guy - sounds like my kind of bar but a 1000 different beers? i think i’ll leave that to the Isle of Man guys. I just found out its only 28 different beers in Syd so i guess it will take a week or two. But i’m not doing it for any prize, i just want to get my name immortalised on a brass plaque entering the bar! the things you do for fame…
Fyregirl, i’m glad you chimed in, apart from CatLady its been a real sausage fest around here and i have to say your eloquence with prose is quite refreshing!
July 19th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Tits and Toast??? That’s awesome! We have a bunch of restaurants around town where patrons are served by topless waitresses, but somehow I’ve always aimed to avoid them. I’m with BMo on the subject: I don’t want to mix food with viewing pleasure!
July 19th, 2007 at 4:52 pm
trainfan, i did pay my share of the utilities, but my roommate, who owns the house, is a bit aloof and sometimes forgets to pay things on time. we’ve already had the water shut off once before as well. i just laugh at him becuase it totally not about the money, he just doesn’t pay attention to that kind of stuff.
also, i want it to be known that tommy was the ringleader of much of the evening this time. there is something to his theory about when we get together, becuase i have been to strip clubs precisely twice since moving here 5 months ago and both times was with TD.
i have to second tommy’s opinions about the girl we met at the second club. we had a very frank and open discussion about the industry, the girls, the customers, etc. and she would be awesome on the show if just to discuss those topics. of course all of these deep thoughtful discussions took place between trips to the back for dances. if only college had been like that.
July 19th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
topic for the monday show & maybe a poll question:
what are your feelings on the new WSOP winner? on one hand, he is a very nice guy who played well and will do good things with his money. on the other hand, he is the embodiment of corporate, mainstream poker losing all of its edge. plus, all of this God talk really turns me off. i don’t like it when grammy winners & athletes give all the credit to the lord and i don’t like it when poker players do it.
July 19th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
trainfan John….well I’ve held back on most of the things that I would say in fear that you might think I’m a bitter lesbian or some type of woman that you had dump salt on you in your life. Before you begin to stereotype anyone especially a stripper make sure to get all of your facts straight.
You must think that everyone who works in a club has some sort of sob story about boo hoo hoo and why they need money to take care of whatever problem must have happened in the past.
What about the men who come in? Are all of you really just some type good ol’ boys that come in to have a good time? Please!!! I have seen the best and the worst of them and still I don’t judge.
I’ll save the stories for later since now you should have figured out that I am THAT stripper your lovely DUTCH has told you of.
So seize fire boys and wait till I can get on air and then bring it on!!!!!!!!!!1
July 19th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
dutch and fobes, I had fun drinking with you and bmo at Binion’s, but I’m envious that I missed out on Shutting down The Frontier and then hitting strip clubs and meeting fyregirl.
July 19th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Plays for Thursday:
Brewers -164 over D-Backs
I like Yovani Gallardo a lot. He’s had problems going deep in games, but he’s a shut down pitcher into the 7th. Hopefully they don’t put in that train wreck Turnbow to blow it.
White Sox +179 over Red Sox
This is strictly a karma pick. The Red Sox are floundering after losing a series to the Royals, and the Yanks are slowly gaining ground. Plus, I really like Vasquez this year. He has a better era than Dice-K and if it wasn’t for the worst bullpen ever, he would have a better record.
July 19th, 2007 at 6:13 pm
Record: -397
July 19th, 2007 at 6:17 pm
cb, yeah it was nothing personal. the night progressed in a very strange, organic way - one thing just led to another with no real plans at all. it was a very interesting night and meeting fyregirl was great - sounds like it was just the beginning a wonderful relationship with TAI and fyregirl.
July 19th, 2007 at 7:15 pm
JR - it is scary. It’s always fun to look at the plaque and see school teachers, etc. on there.
Fobes - I have had dealings online with Oliver Tse through soccer stuff and I hear he has some association with the guy who won so I hate that guy and his assface just for that reason.
July 19th, 2007 at 7:24 pm
I really am looking forward to hearing you on the show fryegirl, welcome aboard the good ship TAI.
Mo - I fucking hate the “I wanna thank the good Lord for this victory” crap from sports dudes. It’s like God said “fuck all the serious problems going on in the world right now I’m gunna help Jock Sportsplayer win a game of ball today”.
July 19th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
fyregirl - I’m willing to chalk you up to being the exception that proves the rule. Though I do think if your expectation for this group of degenerates includes having our facts right, you are going to be sorely disappointed.
It was interesting, however that you related yourself to Artemis - before changing gears to Athena. If I remember my high school mythology correctly, didn’t Artemis turn a guy into a deer or something so he could be eaten by his own hunting dogs after he saw her naked? That sounds like an angry stripper to me.
July 19th, 2007 at 7:50 pm
regular guy, oliver recently became a poker agent and went up against Poker Royalty, the firm that reps all the big names. He ended up getting 3 of the final table players including the eventual winner. who knows if he will be able to do anything for them, but he’ll be getting 10% of their deals. he is a very strange guy from my experiences with him playing poker back in the bay area. what’s your experience with him?
dipper - you nailed it. i think that god would have bigger things to deal with - it is a very selfish attitude. how about those A’s - finally winning a freaking game.
July 19th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
Thank God the A’s won
July 19th, 2007 at 8:10 pm
Your cracking me up Trainfan, nice post. Yeah unfortunately it looks like the A’s need divine intervention to get anything out of this season. I still think there are $$ to be won on them later when the get some players back from the DL & the linemakers (& the public) start to under value them. But I wont bet them for a while yet.
July 19th, 2007 at 8:49 pm
Today’s picks…
Tigers over Twinkies
Cubs over whomever they play
Red Sox always look better than White Sox
Just pick the winners,that’s all you have to do!
July 19th, 2007 at 9:52 pm
Good call on the WSOP winner guys. Not to mention, gambling isn’t exactly the most holy of activities, no matter what you do with the money. Good to know this guy thinks the Lord spends his weekends in casinos. Luckily I was raised Catholic which embraces gambling. It’s practically funded by bingo!
July 19th, 2007 at 10:52 pm
Now we know why Brian has the addiction to bingo, it was a staple of his childhood.
Anyone else really psyched for the upcoming TAI episode w/ fyregirl? So much hype and we haven’t heard her on the show yet… it reminds me of Harry Lime from the Third Man.
July 19th, 2007 at 11:09 pm
Episode with fyregirl- hows about we all kick in $10 and make it the first ever pay-per-view video podcast , who’s with me?
July 19th, 2007 at 11:26 pm
Bad news everyone. I may be leaving the show. I just received an email saying that an anonymous benefactor has left me a very large inheretence. All I have to do is email them my bank account information and they’ll make the transfer. Woohoo! My ship has finally come in! Later jerks!
July 19th, 2007 at 11:47 pm
No no no Brian you must do the stripper video cast first
July 19th, 2007 at 11:50 pm
My movie vote
Smokey and the bandit 2
July 20th, 2007 at 1:06 am
Rent, His Girl Friday, West Side Story?????????? I have to wash the gay off me……………
no, but really… how hot was Natalie Wood back in 1961… really, that makes it all okay……….
when you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the gay………..
just bustin’…. Fight Club… excellent…….. (is that a gay movie too, though?)
July 20th, 2007 at 1:11 am
Trainfan John: I am more than the exception to the rule. I am the one. I am the woman who realizes what it takes to persevere in life, love and liberty. Forgive the mishap with the Artemis example, I had already sent the comment before I rechecked my facts. But know this in all actuality there is no goddess past or present that truly represents who am I. I am the one who stays on your mind long after you’ve finished the thought. You know the one who got away because somehow someone let their own insecurities get in the way of their own happiness. I am far from bitter. I am a gorgous doll with the intellect that keeps an learning, a mouth that can’t be tamed, and definitely the one who leaves that long, sweet lingering taste in your mouth that makes you crave the very air that I breathe. You may think that I’m just some super cocky chick who has something to prove, but on the contrary I am just the one you need around to remind you that this is not only a man’s world but a beautiful womans.
July 20th, 2007 at 1:27 am
Arrrr fuck
July 20th, 2007 at 1:31 am
I was going to make some childish remark in response to p_enut’s post, but I don’t expect anyone to even notice its existence after reading fyregirl’s post. Actually, I’m re-reading her post for the 19th time as I’m writing this…
Seriously fyregirl, you bring a whole new dimension to this community. Keep contributing and the boys may be forced to devote a 4th show per week exclusively for you!
July 20th, 2007 at 1:32 am
Trainfan:
Maybe you should leave your new bride at home before you come out to Vegas next month… or at least not have her cross paths with fyregirl. Otherwise your five-week long marriage may be over before you get my steak knife thank-you note written.
July 20th, 2007 at 1:36 am
Wow, the TAI message board has certainly taken an interesting turn.
jimmymac,
still planning on golf Sunday?
July 20th, 2007 at 1:39 am
fyregirl,
I am impressed with the confident way you carry yourself in this group. We all look forward to hearing you on the show. All though our motto here is “embrace your inner degenerate”, you can be sure that your points won’t be taken lightly or superficially. Being new to the show, you should know that the audience is full of well-educated people: businessmen, engineers, PhD’s, teachers, etc. We, too, strive to keep learning, and I think this will be eduacational for all. Feel free to speak your mind, but also remember to bring your sense of humor as we like to make fun of just about anything and anybody. Should be interesting…
July 20th, 2007 at 1:39 am
Don’t worry boys, for all you know I could be 200 pounds, short blonde butch hair cut, wrotten teeth, with a fat ass. I’m not here to steat ANYONE’S man. I only hope that you will listen to a different perspective from the opposite sex that you’ll soon realize has no alterior motives. By the way Trainfan John: not having correct facts wasn’t referring to the daily lines. I was speaking of what you wrote which was complete opinion. Though I respect everyone to have their own, once you cross the line and go for the jugler about sob stories and strippers then you’ve traveled into my turf and like a true soldier I’m always ready for battle!
July 20th, 2007 at 1:49 am
Hawkeye Brad: Well that might have been the sweetest thing I’ve heard so far. I will assure you that before I laugh at anyone I am always laughing at myself:)
I look forward to getting to know all of you and I appreciate all of you allowing me to express my opinion.
I dig the fact that all of you sit and talk shop all day and throw a few blows here and there.
My kind of men.
And by the way as fly as I may perceive myself to be, believe I am part degenerate. But then again who isn’t?
July 20th, 2007 at 2:36 am
All I want to know Trainfan is how you came by that link to TNT. As close as I have ever come to the Palace was turning around in its parking lot on my way to a Continental Indoor Football League playoff game last week. From the outside, it looks like someone in Hazzard County hit the Lotto and poured a ton of money into the Boar’s Nest.
July 20th, 2007 at 3:15 am
Fenn: I was looking for a breakfast spot for after the midwest TAI gathering and stumbled upon the palace - I felt it would have been rude of me to not share my discovery of Tits and Toast
Fyregirl: what you classify as opinion - I would categorize under the painful lesson learned category….with one who first appeared to be much like you but was, alas, an illusion of the heart. But I look forward to your contributions to the board.
July 20th, 2007 at 3:39 am
wine library tv. What the fuck? Was a requirement of that ad that Tommy put Sideways in the top 10 list?
July 20th, 2007 at 3:56 am
TF just trying to spread the word about the show and get featured on a highly popular video podcast, which is damn fun to watch if you have 15 minutes.
July 20th, 2007 at 3:58 am
So it’s not a paid ad? I feel much better. I like these guys broke and hungry.
July 20th, 2007 at 4:02 am
By the way Tony - I’m still waiting for my link to the Friends of TAI site. http://taifriends.ning.com
I’ll pay 100.00 every episode no one says “absolutely”, “wheelhouse”, “fyregirl” or “current administration” for the link.
July 20th, 2007 at 4:11 am
Steve in West Palm: I appreciate the concern - but what’s a second marriage without an expectation that I’ll engage in some friendly banter with strippers on a degenerate’s web site? You met my girl - she loves me for what I am. “Perfect” in TD’s world.
July 20th, 2007 at 4:15 am
Ok - one more and then I’ll go. I don’t know if fyregirl is fat, butch, has short blond hair but I’m betting that she still has her own tits - knowing Tommy’s feeling on the topic. Brian - I expect you’ll ask tbe question in the interview.
July 20th, 2007 at 4:18 am
The link is up Mr TF, looks like the next show I’ll have to edited with a heavy hand.
July 20th, 2007 at 4:24 am
Thanks Tony - you can be expecting a call each show. “Trainfan checking in with the current administration to see if fyregirl is still absolutely in Tommy’s Wheelhouse”.
July 20th, 2007 at 5:00 am
ok, ok - one more and then I’ll go.
Mike Vick should hire fyregirl as his publicist. If she can manage to bury his story in the national media like she did here she would be able to stop stripping for money and simply strip for pleasure.
July 20th, 2007 at 5:27 am
I do strip for pleasure and not for the money. I can only prove that by later on telling you the insignificant size of the club I work @. Right now it’s about my own lesson in humility. As for as whether or not mine are real, whether they are or not they are beautiful. To the eyes and to the touch. Indeed there isn’t anyone on your panel that can either confirm or deny what I’ve just told you so until there is a way to send a photo you’ll never know. But then again, why would it matter. If a woman chooses to do something to make herself feel more beautiful then wouldn’t it be more appropriate to compliment vs. judge? So Dutch doesn’t like fake boobs huh? That’s interesting..He struck me as the type that if asked a question pertaining to the subject that he would express that. Who knew….
I do look forward to the show. And knowing what I look like is all irrelevant. It has nothing to do with my mind or my soul and that’s what I’m prepared to give all of you whenever we exchange words.
July 20th, 2007 at 5:37 am
fyregirl - on the Friends of TAI site you can easily publish pictures. Feel free to join us at http://taifriends.ning.com
July 20th, 2007 at 6:22 am
Scott,I just learned an hour ago that a friend from Cali is coming in for a visit this weekend,so I’ll have to pass.Save your quarters for next time,and thanks for the invite…
TD and Mofo…sounds like quite a night I missed out on.Maybe next time…
After reading the posts here,this Fyregirl is asking for it
and I nominate myself to be the one to give it to her…anyone second the motion?
July 20th, 2007 at 10:10 am
“As for as whether or not mine are real, whether they are or not they are beautiful. To the eyes and to the touch. Indeed there isn’t anyone on your panel that can either confirm or deny what I’ve just told you.”
Not true - i was there with Tommy and can confirm what you have stated above. Actually, i believe that i spent a good amount of my hard earned money doing a thorough investigation of these claims. granted, i was just having fun and had no idea where the events of that evening would lead to a short week later.
July 20th, 2007 at 11:06 pm
Thank you mofobes for the compliment trust me I remember all of those dances
Jimmymac: Now what exactly do you want to give me? I would hope it would be something of significance since you want everyone to second your motion. Besides I will hope that whatever you feel that you have to give is worth something because if it isn’t you will expose yout underbelly for all to see.
If you still believe that you can offer me something that won’t make an ass out of you then bring it. I’m not sure if you mistake my confidence for cockiness or I just remind you of a girl that once wronged you. Either way we have nothing but time and opportunity. So to make you more hyped up to say whatever it is you feel, then I’ll second your motion and wait to see if you are who you think you are.
Trainfan John: The only reason that I don’t send in a photo is because for write now all of you just listen to my words and aren’t distracted by the way I look. I don’t want you to think “oh nice comment (to bad she’s a fat, butch lesbian looking chick)”
July 24th, 2007 at 11:12 am
hey, Firegirl, WOW after reading all this, these poor guys have know idea. your toung is like a razor…however, you do nothing but tell it like it is…yeah you may be the…….Im gonna stop, as not to give anyone ideas. I will be listining, kuz I know her very well!((((word on #95 well put)…FG lemme know how it goes………. AHHHHH later today DD
July 24th, 2007 at 8:19 pm
RETRACTION misspelled words- first your name fyregirl—-tongue, witch should not have even been there I wanted to say WIT……..