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I Wonder If The Patriots Spy On TAI

What a week in sports.  Upsets galore in college football and NFL, Bill Belichek can’t seem to keep his eyes on his own paper, and OJ sets up a sting operation at the Palace Station.

Too much sports for you?  Ok, you can also tune in to hear what a defeated man does on his birthday, Tommy Dutch has an errand boy, and is there anything sexier than an old person orgy?

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50 Responses to I Wonder If The Patriots Spy On TAI

  1. TrustNo1 says:

    I was reading Norm’s article on LVRJ about the “juice”. I puked a little bit in my mouth at the end. Look for the phrase “white sausages”.

    http://www.lvrj.com/news/9827732.html

  2. TrustNo1 says:

    Just went back to the main page and scrolled down. There is a photo of the happy couple.

    http://www.lvrj.com/columnists/normclarke

  3. YoTime Joe says:

    FYI anyone that is interested in the Hatton – Mayweather fight. I was on the official site for tickets when it opened and was unable to but 1 ticket.

  4. YoTime Joe says:

    that was unable to buy 1 ticket. anyone would think i was phoning this in and trying to fix up my mistakes.

  5. dutch says:

    wow, we were collectively terrible in week 2

    i did this fast so please let me know of errors and omissions.

    I couldn’t find picks from fennville and jay ro, so i gave you guys an 0-3. (if i missed them, let me know) if you fire up a eagles/skins pick by kickoff i’ll count it

    welcome jazzy jay and whit, better late than never

    jimmymac 3-1-2
    b-mo 4-2
    let’s go hawks 4-2
    dipper 4-2
    kevin calgary 4-2
    patch406 3-2-1
    hellfyre 3-2-1
    p-mac 3-2-1
    yotime joe 3-2-1
    jr 3-2-1
    paigow pete 2-2-1 (wash)
    hawkeye brad 3-3
    patchdog 3-3
    tony 3-3
    english bob 3-3
    rick reston 3-3
    ace rock 3-3
    aquaman 3-3
    roosterman 3-3
    m mcfly 2-3-1
    slashdog 2-3-1
    fobes 2-3-1
    table max 2-3-1
    mr. spott 2-3-1
    scott j 2-3-1
    dutch 2-3-1
    fennville 2-4
    ray 2-4
    yzerman 2-4
    jazzy jay 2-4
    steve w.p. 1-3-2
    jay ro 1-4-1
    trainfan 1-4-1
    kgb 1-4-1
    p-enut 1-5
    two for juan 0-4-2
    raisin bran 0-5-1
    whit 0-6

  6. AceRockollaUK says:

    Has anybody here been to any of the Casino’s in Macau?
    I will be spending up to three nights there on my Asian find a Ladyboy for Dutch tour.

  7. patch406 says:

    0-6 wow that’s a special kind of lousy. That’s literally the most impressive score up there. I challenge anybody to try and pick six straight losers.

  8. slashdogx says:

    Tip on the Houston Indy game.

    Andre Johnson of Houston is now doubtful with a sprained knee. Houston is getting much better, but right now Andre Johnson is a significant part of the offense. He has about 270 yards receiving and the next receiver has about 35. The line mentioned on the show was about Indy -6. With this situation, I would strongly consider the Indy side of anything 7 or under.

    That said, anything can happen and I would like to see a Houston win, but I think this is a major consideration in this game. Just though I would share that info with those who may have use for it.

  9. patch406 says:

    If whit started 0-3 by not taking part week one I retract my previous statement (and apply it to two for juan).

  10. The gauntlet has been thrown down for creative t-shirts. Check out the shirt that the guy sitting in front of me at the Bears/KC game yesterday had on: http://tinyurl.com/yscuup

    Appearantly, Suck Bang Blow is a biker bar in Myrtle Beach.

  11. Raisin_Bran says:

    NCAA picks:

    KU -30

    Why stop a good thing? they haven’t won by less than 30 this year and they are playing a Florida International team that has lost 18 games in a row.

    also, Texas Tech -1.5 over OK State… After watching OSU get clobbered by Troy it seems like Tech is the only side to be on in this one…

    4-1-0

  12. Raisin_Bran says:

    BTW sweet shirt Trainfan

  13. slashdogx says:

    PATCH DESERVES THE 100 EPISODE CALL-IN TITLE

    Thanks to all that voted for me. Aside from my sister who I solicited so I wouldn’t get skunked, I am not sure who that includes.

    However, I am now nervous. I see Patch is ahead by only 1 vote. Patch had original material, a good idea and presented it with courage (plus we now know what rednecks would sound like if they came from Montana rather than the Southern Version represented by Jeff Foxworthy). There were other great calls, but I think Patch’s best fits the spirit of the competition and is, simply, a better piece of work.

    All that considered, and with respect to those that voted for me (along with the lack of need for expired lap dance discounts), I hereby officially give my support to PATCH, the current leader in the century call-in contest. I believe his call is the right choice.

  14. English Bob says:

    Just the one Rugby World Cup game today – Scotland vs Romania.

    The line is currently Scotland -26. Once again under normal circumstances you’d expect Scotland to easily cover this, but as I’ve said before all the smaller teams are playing so much better this time round.

    So I’m going to side with the Romanians on this one, they pushed Italy close and whilst Scotland are greatly improved I don’t think they are that much better than Italy.

    So my bet for today:

    Romania +26

    My Rugby World Cup record is 7-2-0 or as I like to view it a nice little profit.

  15. patch406 says:

    Move aside and let the big dog eat. Slashdog again proving he’s the classiest member of the TAI team. I’m honored to be in the running for the championship with him. Nothing would be more appropriate than to put the Ring on his paw.

    My Montana Foxworthy is pretty weaksauce sounds like a crappy George W impression. However, anybody catch my Bluetooth Comedy tour reference. I was home visiting my folks this summer and hollered out a GITRDONE at my moms for some nonsense. She asked me what that was about and my dad said, “You know that’s from that fat jerk on the Bluetooth Comedy Tour”. Awesome.

  16. dipperfc says:

    Ace – when your in Macau can you have a sniff about for Sportsbooks. I.E. do the casino’s have them? & what are they betting on? A report of anything else about your experience at Macau casino’s would be much appreciated.

    Dutch – I have to fess up, I should only be 3-3 in the NFL picks.

  17. AceRockollaUK says:

    Dipper I will do my best – two days to go and then no Ace for six weeks !!

    i’m 3-3 that shows the power of the coin toss

  18. knife! says:

    Hey all you Las Veganites, I just hear thats your going to have a low of 59 Saturday morning. Better break out those electric blankets!

    knife!

  19. Stu says:

    Sitting in an art history class… but the only pictures I want to be looking involve jacks, queens, and kings. Considering playing a $5 SNG on Full Tilt… hello ‘F’.

    So far I’m 2-0 on predicting the winner of the first 2 Baltimore Ravens games this season… and I don’t even watch football.

  20. Paigow Pete says:

    “Aside from my sister who I solicited “….. that just sounds funny…Sdog……

    Dutch: NFL picks 4-1-1 (was 2-0-1, Pitt -6, Wash +7 were winners this week).

    okay… now I go listen to the show………

  21. Paigow Pete says:

    Watch out TD… this could happen to you next time you try to sneak into a Barack Obama rally…..

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=6bVa6jn4rpE&mode=related&search=

  22. brian says:

    I definitely heard the Bluetooth reference Patch but wasn’t sure what to make of it. Now that I know the back story with momma patch, classic.

  23. dutch says:

    how’s that look boys?

    paigow pete 4-1-1
    jimmymac 3-1-2
    b-mo 4-2
    let’s go hawks 4-2
    kevin calgary 4-2
    patch406 3-2-1
    hellfyre 3-2-1
    p-mac 3-2-1
    yotime joe 3-2-1
    jr 3-2-1
    dipper 3-3
    hawkeye brad 3-3
    patchdog 3-3
    tony 3-3
    english bob 3-3
    rick reston 3-3
    ace rock 3-3
    aquaman 3-3
    roosterman 3-3
    m mcfly 2-3-1
    slashdog 2-3-1
    fobes 2-3-1
    table max 2-3-1
    mr. spott 2-3-1
    scott j 2-3-1
    dutch 2-3-1
    fennville 2-4
    ray 2-4
    yzerman 2-4
    jazzy jay 2-4
    steve w.p. 1-3-2
    jay ro 1-4-1
    trainfan 1-4-1
    kgb 1-4-1
    p-enut 1-5
    two for juan 0-4-2
    raisin bran 0-5-1
    whit 0-6

  24. slashdogsis says:

    Ppppssssstttt…..I really think patch should win…..don’t tell my brother.

  25. brian says:

    Week 3 NFL lines. Home teams are in CAPS.

    BALTIMORE -9 Arizona
    NEW ENGLAND -17 Buffalo
    PHILADELPHIA -6.5 Detroit
    Indianapolis -6 HOUSTON
    NEW YORK JETS -3 Miami
    KANSAS CITY -2.5 Minnesota
    San Diego -4.5 GREEN BAY
    PITTSBURGH -9 San Francisco
    TAMPA BAY -3.5 St. Louis
    SEATTLE -3.5 Cincinnati
    OAKLAND -3 Cleveland
    DENVER -3 Jacksonville
    Carolina -4 ATLANTA
    WASHINGTON -4 New York Giants
    CHICAGO -3 Dallas
    NEW ORLEANS -4.5 Tennessee

  26. English Bob says:

    Well Scotland put in a very good performance – they could be the only home nation to be playing good rugby for a full 80 minutes. Sadly I had the other side of this one.

    So on to tomorrows game: Italy vs Portugal. Italy haven’t been great but Portugal are a very weak team. The line is Italy -42, but I just can’t see Italy scoring 42 points in total. So I’ll be taking Portugal +42.

    So sadly my record slips to 7-3-0, which is still a profit, just not as much as it was yesterday!

  27. patch406 says:

    Buffalo.
    Miami.
    Minnesota.

  28. Paigow Pete says:

    It’s an all favorites weekend for me:

    Pitt -9
    Den -3
    Wash -4
    ************
    Oaklahoma -22.5
    USF -13.5
    Louisville -36.5
    WVU -24.5
    PSU -3

    Hey, I hate Penn State and yea I know PSU hasn’t beaten Mich in a while, but what a joke. Mich beats-up on the worst team in D-1 and suddenly they are only a 3 point dog… and when will Michigan ever play on the road?????

    NFL: 4-1-1
    NCAAF: 9-2-0

  29. Richie says:

    Ok well I know fuck all about us football but I will give it a go.
    Can’t do any worse than whit, or can I.

    1.New England
    2.Miami
    3.Washington

  30. Steve in West Palm says:

    Brian:
    Ever heard of these guys? I’m not sure that I like their self glossing…

    http://www.shipitholla.com

  31. English Bob says:

    As Wednesday 19th is International Talk Like a Pirate day what odds can I get on BMo and Dutch doing and All Pirate Wednesday Show?

  32. brian says:

    Wow Steve. That link made me want suck on the tail pipe of a Buick until sweet death takes me away.

    You got to us a little late Bob as we had to tape early. However, due to strong language and adult themes, tomorrow’s show is rated Arrrrr!

  33. Raisin_Bran says:

    Denver
    KC
    Indy

  34. Hawkeye Brad says:

    Arizona +9
    Minnesota +2.5
    Carolina -4

  35. Stu says:

    “You got to us a little late Bob as we had to tape early. However, due to strong language and adult themes, tomorrow’s show is rated Arrrrr!”

    Ouch. You couldn’t have used a more cliche, obvious joke, could you, BMo?

  36. brian says:

    You’re nuts Stu. That joke was sweet.

  37. Stu says:

    Just promise me you’ll keep it out of your stand up act.

  38. Joel In Japan says:

    Tommy,
    The package from Japan should be getting to you any day now. It cost $9 for shipping so don’t send anything back this way. Have fun with the box o goodies!

  39. Roosterman says:

    Tommy,
    I just checked my picks from last week. You got me at 3-3 , i wish , should really be 2-3-1 .

    Roosterman Said:

    September 14th, 2007 at 8:19 am
    week 2

    Detroit -3
    Seattle -2.5
    St. Louis -3

  40. English Bob says:

    Stu, I don’t know a 5 minute set of BMo talking like a pirate might be good fun. It can’t be any worse than his usual stuff 😉

  41. English Bob says:

    My NFL Picks for week 3:

    Pittsburg
    Denver
    Washington

  42. pmac says:

    Miami +3
    Minnesota +2.5
    Carolina -4

  43. dipperfc says:

    NFL week 3

    Miami +3
    San Diego -4.5
    Chicago -3

  44. Roosterman says:

    week 3

    green bay +4.5
    washington -4
    seattle -3.5

  45. Stu says:

    Bob – While it may be great to see BMo talk like a pirate on stage, I don’t think I can handle it if the jokes are that corny. As long as it’s some original stuff, I don’t see any problem with the idea.

  46. brian says:

    Telling non corny jokes in a pirate voice is completely impossible. Here’s another beauty for.

    “I sure hope I get a good deal on my next pirate ship. The last one cost me an arm and a leg”.

    Zing!

  47. Mofobes – looks like you are playing with an edge in the big game of life.

    I was sorry to hear about the accident – but I have to be honest – when I clicked on the link I was fully expecting another shooting – so in some ways and old diabetic driver falling asleep and playing human bowling with his car wasn’t the worst thing in the world.

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