I Love Foul Mouthed Hookers
Podcasts July 27th, 2007It’s gonna be a busy week in Vegas chock full of entertainment, including ex heroine addict Artie Lange and ex meth addict Fergie. But don’t worry, they’re both clean now, so more for the rest of us!
Topics of the day include a rehash of the successful tipping segment, why you should never trust a lawyer with a mullet, Tommy’s new roomie, Brian finds a perfect job, the #15 property in Las Vegas, and mob justice returns to southern Nevada. I said no mutha fucka!
Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa
July 27th, 2007 at 2:59 pm
July 27th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
test this mffeer
July 27th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
testes, testes, one, two, three?
July 27th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Fyregirl… Could you help ur out with your professional opinion? Back on shows 71/72 we were having a discussion on the topic of ‘the worst song to get a lap dance to’ so to settle a bet would it be possible to dance to ‘the ballad of bilbo baggins’ (link to video on message board show 72 ‘Danny Gans..’) and still remain sexy?
July 27th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
fuckin admin cheated me - when I looked at the post it just said test, now I look back and it’s full of pictures
July 27th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
oh and while I am at it
July 27th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
I feel that its time
July 27th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
to go for the most posts in a time span
July 27th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
trouble is I am running out of energy
July 27th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
aww shit can’t be bothered to carry on
July 27th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
Oh I suppose just a little more - I am trying to catch up episode wise and am at January 07 but I am now working both ends so listening to this new episode as well
July 27th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
OK that’s it i’m done (for now)
How’s my punctuation?
July 27th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
So I’m in Clear Lake right now reading the morning paper, and I come across an article about an “incident” that occurred yesterday along Hwy 18. Apparently some local girls reported a creepy man wearing Skechers who stopped at their sweet corn stand claiming to be “checkin’ in”. They reported the man assumed they were hookers because they were hanging out on the corner. When they told him they were only 14, he started asking about local moms. He then asked where the local strip club was, but they told him “this ain’t Vegas” and asked him what kind of degenerate wants to go to a strip club at noon on a Thursday. Unhappy with their service, he tipped them by throwing a handful of nickels in the air. The man then got back in his trans-am and went on his way. Luckily no one was injured by the hailstorm of nickels.
July 27th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
I’ve not listen yet - the Friday show is a pleasure saved for a lazy Saturday mornings.
But, how’s this for the ultimate DUI:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6918801.stm
No news yet if the astronauts where researching there 5 favourite beers.
July 27th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
It’s easy to tell who the PhD is around here. Strong work brother.
On a side note, I think I’ve set the watermark by wearing my TAI embrace your inner degenerate T-shirt to a CHILDREN’S MUSEUM. It got a couple of funny looks while I was fingerpainting with my infant and whatnot. Since I basically don’t go to church any more I felt it was the next best place.
July 27th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
Dude, no kidding. I can’t believe we haven’t boarded about the astronauts. I haven’t heard the show yet. Hope I don’t retread anything. Come on you can understand an airline pilot or schoolbus driver being drunk, they work like 5 days/week. You can’t be sober forever, but for the love of Christ the astronaut launch like once or maybe twice a career. Take a night off.
July 27th, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Boys - Just listened to the Fyregirl episode - thanks for the mention - However don’t waste your time talking about Beckham he’s a tosser. The reason he has moved to the USA is not for love of the game it’s to please his freaky looking hard nippled biatch of a wife.
She might struggle to stay in the limelight, even in celeb obsessed USA, after all she cant compete as a badgirl, she is a dodgy looking hoe, she’s married and she cant fuckin sing!
As for Fyregirl, she felt an attraction to Tommy D - what’s that about, is Dutch a whore magnet? These are the kind of questions I want answered.
July 27th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
Hawkeye- fantastic post man laugh, i almost shat myself!
July 27th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
Ace lithium now comes in easy to swallow pills.
July 27th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
Oh and by the way I dont ‘hate’ American sports. I just struggle to understand why you guys can’t embrace Football like your South American brothers. Instead you invent games for Freaky tall kids, people who can Ice Skate and fight at the same time, men who like to dress up in lots of padding and explode for 2 seconds of action every few minutes. Or people who can only kick with one foot and only once every 10 - 15 minutes.
As for how many points (or goals) in a game - Is the beauty of Basketball the scoring through the hoop or the build up?
Football is about the build up and the defence - A game finishing 22 - 24 would not be a good game of football - it would just prove that it’s too easy to score.
American football is entertaining but you can see why it never really takes off anywhere else in the world, why the overseas leagues keep failing. I spent time working in Brazil and watched it every monday night in the company of Americans and enjoyed it, back home in the UK I tried and tried but without lots of friends around and alcohol its just boring.
Baseball - gets a push, I really do enjoy watching it. The downside is way to many games a season mean that individual games are not that important.
July 27th, 2007 at 5:34 pm
Of course all that being said. The USA is getting better and better at football.
When you guys actually do win the World Cup, suddenly it will get massive coverage and will finally get a foothold in the states.
As for the Olympics: The coverage of the Olympics in Atlanta was terrible if an American did not win a competition, that sport it was hardly reported or covered. Watch any other countries olympics coverage it’s about the beauty of the sport, the fight to win, to overcome. With you yanks you either win or take your ball home and refuse to play.
It’s actually the same with war, you guys have all the best toys but if you cant win you throw all your toys out of the pram (killing everyone and anyone) and then go home!
July 27th, 2007 at 5:53 pm
Ace, I’m not a sports fan at all. I could care less about football, soccer, baseball, basketball, etc… However, despite my passion for sports, I’m fairly certain soccer (I know it’s called football every where else, it’s just easier to distinguish between your football and our football if they’re talked about in the same post) is going to take off in the US within the next few years. It’s not exactly huge in the professional scene, but it’s unreal how many children play soccer now. Just about any child brought up to play sports is now choosing soccer over most sports. So with such an influx of children playing the game, and parents being so supportive (sometimes a little TOO supportive… can you say trailer trash brawls? lol), I can really see the future of professional soccer taking off and becomming a much more supported game in the US. It’s just going to take a few more years to happen.
July 27th, 2007 at 5:53 pm
Seriously brother….like 2 pills a swallow of water…piece of cake.
July 27th, 2007 at 5:55 pm
Some of us have nothing better to do than to hang out on the TAI message board
July 27th, 2007 at 5:56 pm
hey Ace your not the only one who got screwed by the test post
July 27th, 2007 at 6:00 pm
BMo - love the ticket story, ever see the movie Nothing but Trouble?
July 27th, 2007 at 6:02 pm
I miss the great bands of the 90’s like Digital Underground
July 27th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
patch - dont worry at the moment I’m on Codine, Parcetomal, Ibrufen and Some special Muscular crap called Rhumalgan - i’m always this cranky!
Stu you are right - Football WILL be big in the USA. Beckham wont be what makes it. It will come from your homegrown players.
Just like your womens team, the men will one day be a top football nation. It’s a numbers game and the great thing about football over every other sport (except basketball) is that you can easily practice it on your own.
July 27th, 2007 at 6:06 pm
RIP The Weekly World News - I’ll mis you so
Charlie Mackenzie: Hey Mom, I find it interesting that you refer to the Weekly World News as, “The paper.” The paper contains facts.
May Mackenzie: This paper contains facts. And this paper has the eighth highest circulation in the whole wide world. Right? Plenty of facts. “Pregnant man gives birth.” That’s a fact.
July 27th, 2007 at 6:08 pm
JiminTx ” I miss the great bands of the 90’s like Digital Underground”
Really? Fuck man sorry.
July 27th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
Ace who rattled your cage
July 27th, 2007 at 6:33 pm
It’s just the way I roll
July 27th, 2007 at 6:46 pm
The biggest reason that the US women are so good in soccer is Title IX. Here in the US we have a law that says that a university must provide the same number of varsity athletic opportunities for men and women. Soccer is a very cheap way for them to make up the gap. As large as Texas is, we only have two men’s college soccer programs. If the schools see that MLS is having success and they think that they can make money from it, only then will men’s teams be created providing that missing link between the youth programs and the professional clubs.
July 27th, 2007 at 6:53 pm
JimInTx,
Charlie McKenzie and his mom!!!! How could I leave that off of my Top 10 movies list. I am turning off the show and heading to the basement to dig through my crate of VHS tapes.
July 27th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
Holy shit, I thought I needed a job. You bastards are in desperate need of a career fair.
July 27th, 2007 at 6:58 pm
Ace, calm down dude - remember stiff upper lip and all that
And on the stiff subject, pmac the place you went to near Chancery Lane sounds like the Griffin (I work near there on occassions) and that can be a bit hit and miss. Depending on your budget Shoreditch can be Ok, try Browns as it’s probably the pick of the crop. If you’ve money to burn then I’d recomend Metropolis (Cambridge Heath road a £10 taxi ride from the West End) or if you want to stay in the West End, I hate to say it but, the big brand of Spearmint Rhino (bottom of Tottenham Court Road) might be what you’re looking for.
However, if you want to go very old school try Sunset Strip in Soho - You pay to get in and it’s a stage downstairs, but other than buying drinks no other charges, although tips are always welcome. No private dances, but you do get the chance talk to the girls when they’re not dancing.
July 27th, 2007 at 6:58 pm
Dutch,
If you ever make it home, the Holland, MI outlet mall is opening up a poker room to run cash games and tourneys. They open Sept. 6 and will start with weekend hours and even have a comp system in place. As big as poker is, the place should get off to a good start. I definitely will have to check it out.
http://hollandpokerzone.com
July 27th, 2007 at 7:15 pm
Holy crap! I did a search just to see what happend to that king of an artist, Humpy-Hump and found his concert schedule. On August 17 he’s at a dive bar two miles from my house!
July 27th, 2007 at 8:02 pm
For all you degenerates who can read, Chapter 5 is now online at http://vegasbook.ning.com . We get to know Mullethead and his old lady a bit deeper in this chapter.
BMO, Sixty miles north of Tucson? Man that smacks a lot like my boyhood home of Casa Grande…or Eloy…Picacho…or even Red Rock. I know what you mean in terms of Good Ole Boy justice! You should have seen the fiasco when I put our conversion van through the side of the Patagonia Lake State Park bait shop the second day I owned a license.
July 27th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
Fennville,
I’ve just started reading the first chapter, so I’ve got a bit of catching up to do, but I’ve a question.
Does the book have a title yet? I did look but I couldn’t find one.
July 27th, 2007 at 9:33 pm
Anybody seen the Simpsons yet? I’m dying to go.
July 27th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
Well go then before you make a mess on the carpet
July 27th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
Patch, my cousin texted me last night. He went to a midnight showing and said that it was disappointing… save your money until it comes out on DVD and just rent it if you still want to see it.
July 27th, 2007 at 11:08 pm
Stu - didn’t need to hear that - just bought tix on line for a showing tonight. Maybe the kids will like it at least.
July 27th, 2007 at 11:24 pm
right before strapping your ass to a rocket and being shot into space…i can’t think of a better time TO have a drink. these new shuttles pretty much drive themselves anyway.
July 28th, 2007 at 12:19 am
English Bob,
I originally entitled it “Potter’s Wheel”. Potter’s Wheel is the device Potter uses to steal all of his info. I am hoping the readers this summer can maybe suggest something better since the original didn’t elicit any buyers.
July 28th, 2007 at 12:46 am
hey boys how are you today? I hope well. I need to ask a question and get the opinion of a man/men. Totally off any subject but are you open for it?
July 28th, 2007 at 12:47 am
Great call Fobes. Exactly how much “driving” goes into space travel? Let them have a drink.
Play for Friday:
Dodgers +104 over Rockies
I know Tomko has struggled this year, but one of his few wins was a pitchers duel against the Rockies. LA needs to rebound after losing their last series against the Astros, and hopefully the bats are hot tonight.
Record: +249
July 28th, 2007 at 12:52 am
wow! i just cruised back through the comments. #17 that’s pretty harsh. Whore magnet?
I’ve been called lots of things but that definitely isn’t one of them. I take that as a compliment that you believe I could charge to have sex. Besides who are you to jusge me anyway.
July 28th, 2007 at 1:02 am
Yeah seriously, show some class Ace. You’re a real tribute to your country. I know you feel like a veteran because you’ve been posting for 2 days, but figure it out. We can break balls but there’s no need to disrespect a guest who took the time to share her story with us. Now go back to staring at that picture on the wall. Oh never mind, it’s a soccer game.
July 28th, 2007 at 2:07 am
God Damn, I hate soccer, a team scores a goal and the other team spends the whole F’ing time stalling until the other team ties it. Just what I want to spend my hard earned cash on, watching people stall. blah blah blah. lets see a 10 second shot clock and some hot cheerleaders and maybe I’ll watch for more than my usual 10 seconds a year. God bless America, land of the greatest athletes and sports in the world!!
BTW, can’t believe how many posts this site gets now it is AWESOME! WOOOHOOOO!!!!
July 28th, 2007 at 3:00 am
Hey Fyregirl Whats the question you need an opinion on?? Post #47
July 28th, 2007 at 3:58 am
Brian: Watching soccer is like staring a picture on the wall!? Dutch is right, you do say some funny things now and then.
I received my TAI t-shirt yesterday, thanks. My ten-year-old son asked,”what does embrace your inner degenerate mean?” I replied, “you’ll understand when you’re older… now leave me alone, daddy’s drinking.”
July 28th, 2007 at 4:41 am
whit; I could dance to any song and still do it sexy. Most dancers who actually enjoy dancing could. But most songs are shitty to do lap dances to.
My question is this: last night I younger guy came in and I could tell by his slow speech that he was pretty fucked up. I asked him if he wanted to go to the VIP and he said that he didn’t know if he had enough for me and proceeded to hand me his wallet for me to go through. On careful inspection of the tri-fold I realized he had $121.00 Which of course is one dollar more than the VIP costs. I decided that he probably needed a bottle of water and to sit it out. I gave him back his wallet with all the money intact (he was none the wiser) minus the money I used to buy his water. Does that make me the smartest or the dumbest stripper?
July 28th, 2007 at 4:46 am
Fennville: Once we get the entire book, maybe it will be easier to come up with a fitting title. We barely know anything at this point. It’s good so far though, I’m inclined to finish reading it through at this point. (Which means hurry up, but in a polite way… lol)
Mofobes: I have to agree 100%. Going into space is probably not one of the most stress-free situations a person can encounter in life. I’d have a couple drinks to calm my nerves a bit as well. People make such a big fuss out of the littlest things in this country.
July 28th, 2007 at 4:50 am
Fyregirl: It doesn’t make you smart or dumb. It just means you’re a caring person. I know I wouldn’t be able to take advantage of someone like that. I work at a grocery store, and occasionally, a customer will give me money for their groceries and accidently hand me an extra $20 bill, I’ve never even considered pocketing the extra money. I’d feel too shitty about it. When I hand them back the extra cash, I always get great compliments, and I think that’s worth much more than any cash I could potentially pocket from a customers mistake. Don’t worry about it, you did the right thing for the guy, and that’s all that matters.
July 28th, 2007 at 5:00 am
Fyregirl,I think it makes you sound like an honest person,nothing more and nothing less.
What does one get for $120? A better parking space?
What a total waste of money! Oh,and how much did the water cost him?
July 28th, 2007 at 5:27 am
I’d pay $120 for a Bilbo dance.
July 28th, 2007 at 6:02 am
Fennville,
I’m hooked, need the rest of the chapters.
Fyregirl,
You’re a saint.
July 28th, 2007 at 9:02 am
Stu, Scott, and the rest of the readers, I might have to follow the lead of the TAI boys and go 3 chapters a week. Will increase posting. Keep reading.
July 28th, 2007 at 9:07 am
Brian, You’re right.
Fyregirl I’m sorry, I’m sure you are a lovely person and Tommy D it turns out is a lovely person magnet. Who knew!
Just trying to be a smart mouth!
You will get used to me, Just a dumb brit.
Now lay off Football will ya!
How about a nicer offering:
Where do you get the best burgers in Vegas (and by Vegas I mean within a block of the Strip or any other major off strip Casino). Tried fat burger thanks to a cab drivers recommendation - Food was no better than mucky D’s and it felt like I was in the hood!
And
Steakwise is The Peppermill better than the Outback?
Peace!
July 28th, 2007 at 11:18 am
English Bob - It was indeed the Griffin now u mention it.. .It was 8 years ago but i bet it hasnt changed. We would head in there on lunch breaks from the pub i was working at - ill def check out ur recommendations - cheers mate
Tipping: speaking of the pub i was working at in Chancery Lane, as it was a sort of fringe CBD pub we had a clientele of mainly bankers, lawyers etc.. the type you would expect to throw tips at you. but did we get any… no fucking way…they were tighter thana nun’s minge on Sunday…. anytime an American tourist accidentally wandered in it was a shitfight to serve them as they always brought the tips with them!!!!
Patch - I saw Simpsons on Wed night (opening night) on a digital screen here in London - I fucking loved it and the sound and picture quality was awesome
EVERYONE - maybe its just me, but I saw this and found it pretty funny http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22146863-38197,00.html
July 28th, 2007 at 11:21 am
Forget the Burger question - Just listening to the 19 Jan show and Bmo and Dutch duking it out over burgers.
Mybe I need to re ask this question - where can i get the best Burger in a non fast food place?
July 28th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Guys nice show,
Got to love them foul mouth Hoe’s, dirtier the mouth the better!
Nice job on the photo’s I heard this was happening but it looks better than I imagined.
Brian, theres a job going on another podcast, some guy going on about comedy, they want him out, all applicants please apply with your curriculem vitae to behindthebricks.com!
AceRockolla, Peppermill burgers are nice, especially at 2.30 am after landing and going on the piss for 12 hours!
I also had some great steak and eggs over at blueberry hill.
Tommy, now the guv’nor is in town you might want to batten down the hatches and go on the down low on the stripper front, Just speaking from experience, my wifes now a qualified pan whacker!
Keep it up guys only 207 days to go, wo ho!
July 28th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
I loved the tipping bit,
One of my pals came out to Vegas with me a couple of years ago, and this guy dont tip. He’s like the guy in resovoir dogs, I dont agree with tipping what the fcuk they get a wage lol
The valets, bar tenders and waitreses looked at him like he’d just fcuked their mum and shit down her throat!
I on the other hand am a 10% man, thats bleeding generous over here!
Where’s the Golden Nugget feature in your top 25 chaps, its dirt cheap and from what I remember quite a nice hotel?
July 28th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Whit get the name of the club, were going.
July 28th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Looks like a November or December trip to Vegas might be on the cards:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/boxing/6920484.stm
July 28th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Fyregirl i’m impressed, well done!
July 28th, 2007 at 4:47 pm
English Bob, I envy you that trip - We went in June and were planning for December as well but family stuff has stumped that idea. However the good news is I will probably be going to Macau - So I can see the deal over there.
But having been to Vegas for Christmas before, It’s a great time to be there - Warm enough for us brits and slightly less busy than usual, though of course the swimming pools are closed down
July 28th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
Plays for Sunday:
My bet was a rain out last night, which means it’s time to throw the cash around today. Here we go…
Brewers +116 over Cardinals
Bit of a gamble here. The Brewers are sending out Manny Parra who has all of 2 innings of pro ball experience, but I love the value of a really good team against a bad team in the Cards, so I’m willing to roll the dice.
Braves -132 over D-Backs
Atlanta in sending out a crafty right hander named John Smoltz. That’s all I got.
Dodgers +127 over Rockies
This isn’t quite as sweet a match up as it would have been last night. Francis has been the Rockies best pitcher of late, but I’ll still throw my cash behind Tomko in hopes that the thin Colorado air helps the LA line up.
Record: +249
July 28th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Fyregirl
Your a saint, most girls in that position would of taken advantage.
I want to marry you but the wife won’t let me doh.
July 28th, 2007 at 9:19 pm
6 run lead, best closer in baseball, how could the Brewers lose? Oh that’s right, because Brian aka “The Cooler” bet on them. $^%&*)!
July 28th, 2007 at 9:52 pm
Brian
Let me know the ones your not betting on
July 29th, 2007 at 1:36 am
Better yet, bet opposite of what Brian bets. It’s a sure thing :-p
July 29th, 2007 at 3:45 am
Brian, In case you missed the post (unlikely), I see where Lady Grey is up to 12 January now.
July 29th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Fyregirl - very noble. Did you also consider using some of the money to call him a cab?
July 29th, 2007 at 9:48 pm
Fennville - im enjoying the read a lot - keep the chapters comin…
July 29th, 2007 at 11:46 pm
Wow the posts really slow down on Sundays, every one must be at church.
July 30th, 2007 at 3:54 am
It really is odd how the number of posts is less on the weekend. I figure that during the week people are more likely to be too busy to post, but I guess that’s what work is for?
July 30th, 2007 at 4:12 am
Yeah, I don’t have the luxury of surfing at work. I’m definitely in the minority on that one.