Embrace Your Inner Degenerate

I Have A Surprise For You

All of our stories have a twist, but this one is extra twisty.

Topics on the day include bullshit holiday traditions, the rocks that lie inside of Tony’s belly, magical lifegiving sprays, what to do when you get lube on your underpants, B-Mo’s kid rolls commando, and why you should always beware a stripper who says she has a surprise. Just tell her you shit yourself.

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