You’ll get a little big of everything in today’s installment of TAI. Whether you want to know the boy’s thoughts on immigration or what the majority of people are spanking it to on the internet, we’ve got you covered.
Other topics include, a new version of Monopoly that will teach children to overextend themselves, how to get out of a germ infested bathroom, a surly Russian with a fetish, 13 fun facts Brian learned in defensive driving class, and the 5 corpses your hosts would most like to dine with. My wife is giving birth to Skeletor.
Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa
Nice title. I think that is going to be an interesting show.
Absolutely agree. WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS!!!
I agree that Coach Gundy from OK State went off on a rant, but as far as respect from his players, I think that he has earned even more respect with his statements.
Why the HELL did we allow this Ackmenajob(whatever) even to come into the US? Why didn’t we just wack this guy?
Some of the National Guard guys that I have met and worked with, relayed to me that in the Middle East(Iraq in this case but any country will do as most are culturally similar), Women are for procreation and men are for recreation. So technically Iran probably has lots of guys that are bisexual and not just plain gay.
Update on Porn. MILF Porn. Brian loves porn. Big Ass Porn. Dipper and the Aussies love porn. Lots of Porn! TAI loves Porn!
Tommy, I’m not against Legal immigration. New World Order, Tommy interesting. Not feeling the political debates today maybe later.
Random Facts.
1. Lassie earned $5000 PER WEEK. Holy cow…er…DOG.
2. Concord burns 300 gallons of gas per hour? Jet fuel used to be like $5 per gallon, must be $10-20 now… Can you put that on a gas card?
3. Thermometers filled with brandy. They must have quit using them because all the drunks were stealing thermometers.
4. Q is the only letter not in the name of a state.
5. Business.com sold for 7.5 million dollars.
6. Symbolics.com was the 1st registered domain name.
Hell = RE: Fact 4. What about Queensland?
Yes Aussies do love porn! Especially big butt porn! Like that Philly cheerleader pic posted earlier, only done in a post-modern Gonzo style.
I have no idea WTF “post-modern” actually means, just thought it sounded ok.
But I do know my Gonzo porn!
Hey…….TAI top 5 pornstar poll??
I was going to stop by and take part in your political chatter last week, but I was pretty sure that all of you know that I am more of a libral than most already, given my open fondness for the naked dancy girls and such…
and I haven’t even told you all about my ideal relationship…
Looking forward to listening to the show tomorrow guys – will be listening on the plane
Ten days in sunny Vegas and I have been working on fattening my belly for some months now so looking forward to exposing it to the locals at the pool!!
Certainly a few firsts on this trip – first time flying business class and first stay in a suite, as well as a few days at Wynn.
I wanted to invite you guys for a few beers but Mrs Mungus has forbidden me (I mean, really put the hard word on me) asking after she listened to a few shows… something about Cabanas and being arrested in a foreign country.
Any how, love to all, see you on the other side…
(Oh, and I also enjoy a little gonzo from time to time along with some tromboneing, ATM and Bukkake, although it does tend to make an awful mess on the carpet, especially when it dries).
xxx
Brian saying that he doesn’t like playing t-ball anymore after Tommy tells us how he can “go either way” was far far too funny…I was trying to work while listening, but I can’t seem to work and laugh that hard at the same time.
And I have a overheard in L.A. for you…
I was out with a friend the other day walking around an outdoor mall with a friend. As we were walking down one of the more narrow and less crowded sidewalks there was a guy and girl, both 20-something, walking towards us, and when they get close enough that we can hear what they are saying…this is what we hear.
Girl- “Hey can we go back by the food court for a second? I want to get something to drink real fast.”
Guy- (As he extends his drink towards her) “Here, have some of mine.”
Girl- (With a horrified look on her face and shoves his hand away with some force) “I don’t want your herpes.”
It was just fuuny….
Hey Dipper, it was Brian’s facts not mine, but I do believe that he meant in the U.S.
Lady Grey, that’s hillarious. “I don’t want your herpes!” ROFLMAO.
And I’m sure all of us degenerates are now waiting with baited breath wanting to know about you ideal relationship and how it relates to “naked dancy girls”!!??
Just listened to the show – I remember all of the fun facts but can’t remember anything else about it.
Well outside of the ideal of falling crazy in love and getting married, my idea of an ideal relationship for me is Me, another girl and a guy all in one relationship together, living together, sharing a room and so on. All the normal relationship rules would apply, no dating or playing outside of the three, but within the three anything goes. So if one person is busy, then the other two can go out, if all three are free then all three and so on. But this idea works great for a few reasons. 1) If there is ever a voting situation it won’t be 1 to 1 and 2) If one of the three has a big event (ie: work christmas party, wedding or such) then one (if not both) of the other two should be able to get the day off and attend the event with their loved one….see I told you, I am a crazy libral.
Oh, and to help Tommy D. with his crazy amounts of fucking during the Christams time idea, Grey Fox is also a September baby, the 18th was his big day.
Tony, I like the comments (blooper) and music at the end! Keep’em coming.
I put a few photos of my trip on the Friends of TAI site. Trip report coming if I don’t get too lazy.
Lady Grey – that sounds fan fucking tastic!!!!
can we all pop over to vegastripping.com and vote for T.A.I as best podcast. we all know how BMO needs to feel apreciated!
Green Bay, Philly, New England.
I know, dangerous, picking three road faves, but what the hell.
English Bob,
Theoretically anyone can coach in the NFL or any professional sport here. It’s not like soccer where I have to get a USSF “D” license just to coach traveling middle school teams, and of course C/B/A. Is Jose Mourinho is some kind of trouble, or is he no longer manager of Chelsea? Or can they not afford him after paying Ronaldinho $115 Mill over 5 years (and I haven’t heard a transfer fee yet)…
There was precedent in 1976 when Ted Turner (yeah, that Ted Turner) made himself Manager of the Atlanta Braves baseball team that he owned. After one day the commissioner of MLB, Bowie Kuhn, stepped in and said he couldn’t do this anymore because it was a farce to the game and a conflict of interest (http://www.baseball-reference.com/bullpen/Ted_Turner).
KGB, thanks for that. I’ll add an NFL franchise to Christmas list, right after the lottery win.
And it’s no longer Jose as manager at Chelsea, he left under mutual concent last week. The new guy doesn’t currently have the correct qualifications so he’s only allowed to do the job for 12 weeks as a temporary measure. I’m no fan Chelsea but the Special One was always entertaining in his press conferences.
So I’m trying to teach class the other day and I’m asking students who’s going to go to our job fair and try to get an internship or a interview for a job. Mostly stone silence. I ask the students why they aren’t going, and one tells me something to the effect about how he’s tired of gathering information about companies and how he just wants a job and when is the U going to give him one with a company. Another says he doesn’t want to do the internship because he doesn’t feel like paying for the three credit hours for a temporary job.
WHAT’S UP WITH THAT???????? We allow students to actually get credits for going to work, and they complain that they still have to pay the credit hour fees? Since when is it our f-ing responsibility to get the students jobs? There’s no sign that says “Kelly Girls” in front of my office!
So I spend a good portion of the afternoon going around the career fair myself today, pimping for my students. Guess what the employers want to know – who are my best students that they should really try to hire? Guess whose names WON’T get mentioned?
No wonder I’m in favor of open borders. Give me somebody who doesn’t think society somehow owes them something. Society doesn’t owe you SHIT, people. Ask fyregirl if you don’t believe me, or ask Condi Rice. If you want something, work harder – don’t sit and bitch.
end of today’s rant.
WVU is 4-0 S/U and 4-0 ATS this year, average winning margin 31.25 vs. avg spread 22. USF is becoming everyone’s darling, and they whooped WVU last year in Morgantown. I think the -7 line is way too low and should be the 100000000* lock of the year, but am I looking at this with homer eyes?
Does anyone in sports really love himself more than Jose Mourinho? You are so right about the entertainment factor in press conferences. Imagine “Jimmuh” Johnson and “Jerruh” Jones of the early 90s Cowboys all wrapped up in one person.
Well said KGB. There’s no more irritating quality in a human being than a sense of entitlement.
Tommy was really close with his birthday guess. Apparently October 5th is the most common birthday.
That makes sense. The Happy New Year fuck is more common than the Merry Christmas fuck.
Tommy probably doesn’t know that because he always gets laid. Some of us have to wait for an alcohol friendly holiday.
http://ask.yahoo.com/20061114.html
plankton – i’m not sure what species your from but something just doesn’t sound right with your reasoning?
guys – sorry can’t vote for you. on vegas tripping just another website we can’t get to at work. may be due to stripping being part of the name.
plankton – forget that last comment it’s been a long day so far. whoever suggested the delete comment previously i’m in full support.
I know the feeling YoTime Joe. People at work say I’m responsible for getting numerous sites blocked at the office, including this one. Some days, a bunch of people in cubeland will get a forward and everybody can go to the site and check it out. That is until I click the link and it gets instantly blocked. I swear somebody is out to get me.
If I get the entire internet shut down at work (like Brian did at his temp. job), I’m going to have to enroll myself in the witness protection program.
Rich1516 – don’t the bosses know that these sites are actually what get us to come to work sometimes? If they block this site it may be time to get a new job or god forbid fork out for a laptop!
Picks
SD -11.5
AZ +6
NE -6
NFL Picks
Green Bay Packers
New York Jets
Arizona Cardinals
Rugby World Cup update from yesterdays games, Georgia did what everyone expected (except pmac) and easily cover against Namibia. It’s important for me as it’s the first time I’ve got a game involving Namibia right.
The Samoa vs USA game was a looking to be an easy victory for Samoa at half time, but they coasted the second half and USA game back and very nearly stole the game. Sadly this meant Samoa didn’t cover the points in the game. Sad for me that is but Roosterman called it spot on.
There are no games today but we have some big games coming up over the weekend as we’ve now reached the must win stage of the group games. Specifically we have England vs Tonga, Wales vs Fiji, Ireland vs Argentina and Scotland vs Italy. Where the winner will go through – actually the maths is a bit odd in the Ireland game, even if they win they may not go through.
First of these is England on Friday. Currently line is England -21, now I’d expect England to win and cover this easily under normal circumstances, but the pressure is building and Tonga are playing well. I’d still take England to win, but 21 is just too many points. So for this game I’ll be betting Tonga +21. I’m also going to have a punt at one of the stupid bets for this game as well. I’m going for 1st score to be England penalty. As whilst I’m not convinced with England attack they do have one of the best kickers in the tournament.
So the bets for Friday are:
Tonga +21
1st Score England Penalty
My record stands at 15-5-0
KGB – that post re teaching is the entire reason im not a teacher anymore… and I was a Phys Ed teacher… the youth of today are in for a big surprise when they hit the real world….
English Bob – looks like the Namibians let me down – bastards….
I agree with the Tonga call…. A few of the top kickers (Carter and Wilkinson) have mentioned problems with the balls they are using – apparently different to the practice balls…. so if Johnny’s radar isnt firing then 21 points may be to big…
Ireland-Argies should be very interesting…… My coach home from Bath leaves a few minutes after the game ends so its gonna be a tight squeeze…
by the way – nice RWC record… better than what mine would have been….although ive got money on the wallabies to hold ‘Bill’ aloft on the 20th!!!!
Picks (all the way from Jamaica, yeah mon)
Green Bay -1
Miami -4.5
Denver +9.5
I think it’s about time that we have a TAI poker tournament online, i know that mr. pants doesn’t want to play for money, but i completely disagree.
Let me know if you are interested and what site, i assume stars or full tilt and i will contact the site and try and setup a private tournament. I was think $5 +.50.
Yzerman
full tilt would be better for me as i play on a mac.
Hey, i’m looking for the forums, is it just a comment thread after each show? No proper forum?
Holy shit Lady Grey… where did that come from??? I love it! You make all the liberals I know look like extreme conservatives!
“How hard can it honestly be to edit this show? Oh fuck! I’m still recor…” –BMo
That cracks me up every time I think about it. Tony, thanks for including that as part of the show.
yzerman13,
Here is the email address for fulltilt:
privatetournaments@fulltiltpoker.com
This weeks picks:
NEW ENGLAND
HOUSTON
PITTSBURGH
Lady Grey. More details please.
On behalf of Richie and myself, there now follows a plea for help….
Due to a uncharacteristic lack of military dick waving this year we find ourselves short of work. If anyone could get word to Uncle Sam to start pissing on any random small brown country, this would be greatly appreciated. with the holiday season fast approaching we could really use the overtime.
hey there fellas! just wanted to say that the show was great and everyone should wash their hands. The question you need to ask is how many of that 25% that does not have good hygiene would actually admit it. The best peanut butter in the history of peanut butter is Skippy Honey Nut CREAMY peanut butter. Nothing beats it. I like red meat. Tastes better than turkey. But you can’t really hate on those uber healthy dudes that just drink water and eat white meat…. So to speak
But the question is, what kind of chips would you put in it?
no chips for p.b.&j. that’s definitely one that you enjoy alone. except it’s nest toasted with preserves. Never jelly or jam. even better is all fruit!
Are we back onto the chip butty again.
Richie and Whit – I think the key to getting you some overtime is to open up some new markets for ejector seats….you know – places you end up that you may have to get out of in case of an emergency:
Ejector Poker Chairs – triggered by the dealer when a player misplays kings.
Ejector Taxi Backseats – for when you just can’t get the driver to listen.
Ejector Baseball Seats – for Cub fans watching their team implode down the stretch
you get the idea……I’m sure the board can come up with a few more.
Oh, how I agree. I think the very first one you should make is one for the boys at the strip clubs. For all of the cheap and ridiculous things they do and say while in the presence of a half naked woman. Then we can pull the latch as soon as enough is enough.
I suppose we could pop round and fit you with some ejector boobies. That would scare the shit out of them, you can only use them once though.
For bars at last orders.
After listening to Tommy Dutch express his opinion on starlets of the past, I realized that the fact that Marilyn Monroe was a woman, weighed heavily against her in his ranking system. How could she possibly compare to a pre pubescent Ricky Schroeder in a shiny Detroit lions football helmet tucked away in the closet with Pubic Hairs just waiting to be plucked. Tommy would dress up in his ayotollah of Japan outfit and goosestep in liberal lockstep around the living room spouting rolling stone magazine who’s hot/who’s not lists until ricky would beg for sweet release.