Just when you thought OJ had the market cornered in celebrity shame, America’s favorite illusionist appears with a warehouse full of cash. Between that and rogue Ultimate Fighting ministers, I’m wondering if Vegas iss really as wholesome as they make it out to be.
Other topics include teachers packing heat, national coming out day, real women vs. hot plastic action, free mags and the most original Monday Night Football idea to date. Who’s ready for some naked lube wrestling?
Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa
Nobody at the rank again?
Slash:
thanks for making me sloppy second.
Third bus to leave the station….
Its always entertaining when OJ is in the new and hopefully the mother fucking murder will see some jail time for this latest fuck-up.
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4th boat to leave the dock
damn…5th
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Thats hilarious hahaha
8th thats good for me!
Elway’s moved up to second keep voting for him! (I’ve only voted for him once, got to get on some other computers and vote!)
My friend who is a huge Marino fan would be sad about him being in last, but she would be more pissed about Montana winning it walking away. She used to call him ugly arm for his weak passes.
Look at all the QB’s on the list who has the worst arm? Montana, now I agree his being able to win without all the skills of everyone else makes him great, but is he truly the greatest when he couldn’t zip the ball in there?
Discuss…
Aquaman- If it means that much to you why don’t you just go to the library and vote 15 times?
BMO- “The 6 landscapers were looking at me pissed thinking ‘that’s not how you jump a fence”. That one ranks right up there with “Tuesday or Armageddon”. I don’t know if TD didn’t catch it or if he just didn’t find it amusing but he seemed to just fly right past.
I love that posting the order in which you hit the site has become a viable contribution. I hate to burst your collective bubbles, but there’s a number right next to your name that handles that very effectively.
Hey BMo! 12th post. Ha.
No love for Marino but is it fair?
Is it fair to throw championships in the equation when determining greatness? We don’t do it for RB’s. Ask for a list of the greatest RBs and you’ll get Brown, Sanders, Dickerson, and Sayers among others. None of which have won it all. So why is it held against a QB if they can’t win it all?
Damn!! You can’t post a blank message.
Let’ keep the drive alive!
DETROIT
WASHINGTON
BALTIMORE
Weekly homeland picks:
Oklahoma will kill my ISU Cyclones.
Purdue will cover over IOWA.
Record: 8-6
Godfather’s official selections:
Kentucky +7
UNLV -2.5
C. Michigan +17
Season Record: 7-14
Taking NW/E Mich Under 59 tonight
45-49-3
I will post my picks here because I’m above the law:
NCAAF:
Friday:
Northwestern -10
Louisville -3
Saturday:
Notre Dame +17
Nevada -7
Kentucky +6.5
Michigan St. +17.5
Record: 14-9
NFL:
Chicago +5.5
Indianapolis -3
Kansas City +1
Record: 8-9-1
Marino had an ugly arm? Is it fair to throw championships into the equation?
There’s more to a QB than a golden arm. If that was all it was then Favre and Manning would be running 1 & 2. Hell even Culpepper and McNabb would be in with a chance.
A great QB is the one who runs the offense. Not throwing and either running or taking the hit if all else fails are all parts of the crucial parts of the game. 10 yards or 50 yards it still a first down. All the offense need to do is drive down field and score. One play is great, but ten would burn up a whole load more of the clock.
It’s all about seeing the bigger picture.
I was surprised to see Favre doing so well in the poll. I like the guy; he’s exciting to watch, but he always seems to have a lot of turnovers. He was in second place in the poll at one point yesterday. Someone make the case for Favre for me. I’d be interested in hearing.
Also, regarding the chicken ranch: you pretty much know that you’re not in the swankiest of whorehouses, when they accept coupons that you can print from their website.
http://chickenranchbrothel.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=86&Itemid=49
(is “the swankiest of whorehouses” a contradiction in terms?)
Just wanted to add some critical information to BMO’s first post in this stream. Specifically, that he was the 11th cab off the rank. Although it was indeed the first post by someone with their panties in a wad.
By the way, nice 12th post Stu.
I think one of Oz men started the “First cab off the rank” terminology, but I think Richie gets credit for extending the pride with his ’4th Cab off the Rank” chest-pound a couple of streams prior. Now we have Buses leaving stations, boats leaving docks. I suspect it only gets more creative from here, much to BMO’s (and ultimately everyone’s) shagrin. Its all good.
I am just now returning to this board with any attention after being focused on other things the past couple of weeks. I will post a full review of the Wonderful Prize Pack I received soon.
Neat Factoid.
Dan Marino’s CAREER RUSHING TOTAL 87 yards.
Danny take a knee/pace yourself. Not a particularly mobile guy.
Just popped my College Football cherry! i have a lazy $50 on the Don Best Freebie Miss St. Go Bulldogs!
JR – Check out Nowhere Bar in Cabo!!
Brian: So you know there are actually people out there who are so afraid of feeling vulnerable or getting hurt that they avoid most intimacy. I know that there are some who would give up contact with a woman and have one with a doll.
I asked the boys because maybe, just maybe they know someone out there that is the same way. Your lucky. You’re married. You are so not scared of being the real you with someone else that you are willing to be completely vulnerable with a woman. A lot of people will never even take the chance.
College picks
cinncy -9 1/2
penn st -7
michigan -1
Saturday (46-49-1)
Penn St -7 Ind
Clemson -16.5 C Mich
Iowa/Purdue U45
Wisc -23 N Ill
Ok -30 Ia St
TX -26 Baylor
Tenn -1 Bama
Tulane +6 SMU
Mid Tenn St -2 Ark St
Mich St +18.5 Oh St
Buff +3.5 Syr
Mich -1 Ill
NM -8.5 SD St
Hou/UAB U64
Ark St/Mid Tenn St U57.5
Ohio/Toledo U63.5
Stanford/Ariz U56
If this double posts, I apologize…
Today
Penn St -7 Ind
Clemson -16.5 C Mich
Iowa/Purdue U45
Wisc -23 N Ill
Ok -30 Ia St
TX -26 Baylor
Tenn -1 Bama
Tulane +6 SMU
Mid Tenn St -2 Ark St
Mich St +18.5 Oh St
Buff +3.5 Syr
Mich -1 Ill
NM -8.5 SD St
Hou/UAB U64
Ark St/Mid Tenn St U57.5
Ohio/Toledo U63.5
Stanford/Ariz U56
Pro Picks
Pittsburgh
Detroit
Atlanta
yeh 29th cab to leave the rank.
Ok i had a late get up day so sue me.
Hey Bmo your big day on monday, or will it be next week?
Unless they fire me for incompetence, Monday is day 1. Full report on the Wednesday show.
I see what you’re saying fyregirl, I’m just still skeptical that a relationship with a real doll could be perfect, just a different set of problems. Which proves the theory I’ve been working on for years, whether they’re real or fake, broads will give you a headache every now and then.
I have to say, a question like that is a bit silly. I mean, assuming you’re not rooting for a team that already has Brady or Favre or Manning, wouldn’t almost any fan take any one of those quarterbacks (assuming the guys not playing were still in their prime today)?
As I said, I’ve voted for Elway, but I always thought Marino was a great quarterback who didn’t get the love he deserved simply because he couldn’t win a Superbowl. Rings are kinda overrated, after all. Here’s a list of QBs that have a ring and tell me which you’d want as a QB (I’ll keep it post-1980 and I think I got them all, not including the guys already in the poll):
Terry Bradshaw
Jim Plunkett
Jim McMahon
Phil Simms
Steve Young
Joe Theismann
Jeff Hostleter
Doug Williams
Mark Rypien
Troy Aikman
Kurt Warner
Trent Dilfer
Brad Johnson
Ben Rothlisberger
I’d take Marino in a second over at least half that list.
I’ve been going against the godfather for two weeks now and the bank is looking stacked. No disrespect, but my two week old nephew could do better. Fire Up Chips!
If it’s got tits or wheels look out.
Words to live by.
I love how helmet said “no disrespect” then proceeded to make his point in the most disrespectful way possible.
From Sydney, Aust. Vic Darchinyan hammered out a tough TKO in the 12th round against Filipino Fernando Catubay. Darchinyan was expected to walk through Catubay but found himself frustrated and flustered by Catubay’s fighting style. With this win, Darchinyan claimed the vacant IBO Superflyweight strap and continue to rebuild his momentum after getting KTFO’d by Nonito Donaire earlier this year
YoTime – just checked out Nowhere Bar, definitely up our alley. Happy Hour from 5-9 doesn’t get much better. Good R & D!
22 days to go!!!
KU strikes again… if they can win at Texas A&M this weekend they should be able to go to 10-0!!!!!!
Can we change it from the Godfather to the Creepy Uncle?
Tough break on England, that was once the most anti-climatic matches I’ve have seen. Apparently people from SA don’t like when you yell in a crowded bar that Percy Montgomery loves cock. It upsets them.
The biggest downside of a fake doll relationship would be all the dirty dishes and laundry that would pile up.
Brian says..
“I love how helmet said “no disrespect” then proceeded to make his point in the most disrespectful way possible.”
Hey Helmet,watch out,the “dreaded” godfather may put a horse head in your bed tonight…You’re only as good as your last game(or last YEAR in the G/father’s case..) His picks have sucked,face it boys…and this is his job?? Hope he didn’t spend TOO much time handicapping that C.Michigan game…HA!
On the other side,isn’t a two week old a little young to be making bets? Let’s just say your dart board could do a better job and leave it at that…
hey jimmymac the truth hurts!! the godfather was 0-3 in a big way. Go against him,it helps the diper fund!
Any donors out there?
http://www.smh.com.au/news/World/Scientists-concerned-for-pubic-lice/2007/10/21/1192301129247.html
Obviously Tommy will be no help.
Hey Pierce,
I couldn’t agree with you more…have you been in the cabana tonight?
“hey jimmymac the truth hurts!! the godfather was 0-3 in a big way.”
damn West Virginia had to win by 25!
0-1
Sunday
Marshall +3.5 So Miss
NO -8 ATL
TB +2.5 DET
PIT -4 DEN
ARZ +9 WAS
MIN +10 DAL
MIA +17 NE
JAX +3.5 IND
(56-56-3)
48TH OFF THE LINE
English Bob: Montana had an Ugly Arm, not Marino. Marino had a great arm and the quickest release in the NFL maybe ever. Although he only rushed for 87 yds in his career he didn’t get sacked very often (Marino’s career sack rate was 3.1%. quite low)His quick release and a good step to avoid the rush helped him here.
Asterion I would take Marino over everyone on your list.
Why you should vote for Elway!
148 games won as a starting quarterback – second in NFL
47 game-winning or game-tying drives in the fourth quarter – NFL Record
5-time Super Bowl starting quarterback – NFL Record
50,000+ career passing yards and 3,000+ career rushing yards – NFL Record
7 consecutive seasons with 3000+ passing yards and 200+ rushing yards – NFL Record
NFL Most Valuable Player – 1987
Super Bowl Most Valuable Player – Super Bowl XXXIII
9-time Pro Bowl selection
3-time All Pro selection
ops was 49thJ
Just to piss Mr. Pants off