Embrace Your Inner Degenerate

Chaffed Nipples

It was a slow news week in Vegas, but luckily we hit the high points like neglected children, hobo boxing, and naked beer runs.

It’s also time to unviel the #10 property on the list.  Best pool scene in Vegas, as long as you don’t mind a little sand in your crack, but the waitresses leave much to be desired.  Also, a gourmet dinner with a view of the penny slots and a dive bar that offers kareoke and food poisoning.  And never forget, mothers love BMo.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa


92 Responses to Chaffed Nipples

  1. mungus yep you’re dead on about the table games. I always tell people not to expect comps while playing them.

    My room here at Paris is a pink abomination. Pics to follow when I get back.

  2. patch406 says:

    BOOK IT. The KFC FAMOUS BOWL 2007 is inked. The way the Mariners just decided to shit the bed I’m looking 10-15 famous bowls straight in the face. Hey beats Carrotop.

  3. patch406 says:

    I’m loving the IAA champs App St doing the work over Mich. I was going to jump on the bandwagon and take the Mont St donkeydicks over Texas A&M but I can’t find a line so I’ll make one up.
    Montana State +24.
    Book It.

  4. AceRockollaUK says:

    Mungus you can keep The Strip Podcast – its the only Vegas podcast that I have come across that I fucking hate. (excepting of course the Vegas.com pile of shit but that’s a given!!!!!!)
    In fact just for Bmo – here’s my Strip Podcast rating 0/10.
    I hate celebrity talk at the best of times with this it reaches a new low
    I know a lot of people like it and that’s the great thing about life, different strokes and all that. It just strokes me the wrong way.
    Moving on, have I missed something or do TAI posters have a sponsorship deal with Budweiser and I never got the mail.
    Budweiser the Strip podcast of beers

  5. Mungus the Wonder Horse says:

    Ace, I wouldn’t go so far as to say that I hate any of the Vegas podcasts, although the Vegas.com podcast is to Vegas podcasts what Hollywood is to Shakespeare. I am with you on the ‘celebrity’ interviews – who the hell gives a flying fuck!? Still, it helped pass the time whilst I cut the lawn, and the sink is looking pretty damn fine tonight.

    I wouldn’t usually be on the Bud, but I am in training for the upcoming mooch over to Sin City and I figured that I would piss away a few quid on some Bud, although I really can’t imagine why this tasteless rat piss is so expensive! Still, I am 8 down and 4 to go before I fall asleep with a couple of Whiskey Sours and a Grey Goose (I was in Heaven to find Grey Goose at Waitrose!)

    I am not only embracing my inner degenerate; I am tossing him off!!! LOL!

  6. slashdogx says:

    Wow. App State 34-32. Even though the game was under way when BMO posted below, the outcome could not be predicted to hold. I wonder what the money line was on this game?

    September 1st, 2007 at 5:39 pm
    Did I forget to post my lead pipe lock of Appalachian St. over Michigan on the money line? Silly me

  7. mofobes says:

    Scott J,

    the seminar was awesome and you should definitely listen to the archives. i am still a bit overwhelmed since i am pretty new to sports betting at that level. i took over 30 pages of notes and am sorting thru them trying to digest it all. my goal is to experiment and practice this season and see what i learn. Yeah, Fez was a very smart, articulate, & funny guy, i was impressed.

    My picks:
    Cal -6 v Tenn
    Arizona +4 v BYU
    & just for fun Idaho +48 v USC

  8. mofobes says:

    yeah, i met Steve for a drink yesterday and his room is fucking amazing in Moulin Rouge Parisian whorehouse sort of way. it has a freaking bidet.

  9. patch406 says:

    Just don’t vomit launch into the Bidet or you may get your Cabana goodness right back in your grill.

  10. mofobes says:

    thanks patch, i’ll keep that in mind.

  11. Raisin_Bran says:

    Homer Picks for Saturday:

    Kansas -7.5 over CMU
    Auburn -13.5 over KSU

    Future bet:

    Appalachian St BCS Champion

  12. slashdogx says:

    Classic exchange Fobes and Patch.

    App State plays Lenoir Rhyne next week. I guess the road to BCS championship goes through Lenoir Rhyne.

    I looked up Lenoir Rhyne (never heard of them) and saw they got hammered by Virginia Union (never heard of them either) earlier this week. I wonder what those guys are thinking about now.

  13. brian says:

    My favorite part of today’s upset is the “experts” saying their not surprised App St. beat Michigan

  14. Raisin_Bran says:

    What do you mean BMO? you didn’t have that moneyline in you parlay? I’m starting to question your handicapping skills….

  15. Raisin_Bran says:

    BTW I’m looking forward to TD’s take on Michigan’s most embarrassing loss of all time… Well next to the classic Weber TO.

  16. brian says:

    For all night owls or listeners in convenient time zones, we will be broadcasting live at 11:00 est on donbest.com. For the rest of you, the cast will be up Monday morning as usual.

  17. English Bob says:

    BMo, shockingly I didn’t think you’d weasel out on the bet. but the fact that the Yankees have now hit some that resembles form has gotta make you feel better about taking it.

  18. Paigow Pete says:

    assume you mean tomorrow (Sunday night) BMo… will try to make it.

    congrats to App State…I happened to catch most of the game (was flipping through channels and saw the AppState 21 Mich 14 score and relized something was up)… A couple bad calls went against AppState (i thought).. but they hung in there and showed why the Big10 is so overrated.

    and congrats to me: NCAAF picks: 3-0-0

  19. English Bob says:

    As every body else is making NCAA picks I don’t see why I should miss out on the fun.

    So for my first NCAA pick ever I’ll take:

    Clemson +3.5 over Florida State

    And remember unlike the rest of you I have a perfect record: 0-0-0

  20. patch406 says:

    Fuck me running. I can’t even get the Montana State Donkeydicks to cover my own MADEUP line. Pathetic. Mariners continue to lose to Canadians. I may as well head to KFC right now.

  21. AceRockollaUK says:

    Mungus, My sink is now sitting outside waiting for the bin men – great big crack around the taps that I did in a temper as I could not get the tap off!!!!
    Just paid £45 at a reclaimation place for another one just like the other one and I fucked that up too.
    So the fucking lawn can grow for all I care, the way things are going I could lose a leg cutting that bastard.
    Patch can you get me a variety meal?

  22. Mungus the Wonder Horse says:

    We should both give up DIY as I have a small pool of water in my kitchen cabinets but everything else is bone dry. I did have rather too much beer last night but I don’t recall peeing in the cupboard… Hmmm.

  23. bigbadbob says:

    Slash, awesome post last episode! Really well written, and your reasons for listening mostly mirror mine.

    p_enut, I can’t wait to see the pics of your room… you don’t exactly come across as someone who’s totally comfortable in such a surrounding!

  24. Paigow Pete says:

    Good luck on that pick English Bob… Do you know what it means to make a pick in the Bowden Bowl? Way to may up…. personally, I wouldn’t get near that game…

    My guess is papa Bowden will gladley kick his son’s ass up and down the field just to prove he isnt as impotent as everyone thinks he is……

  25. yzerman13 says:

    Mr. Pants or Dutch,

    where on don best, the main page and will it be free to everyone or only for subscribers?

    What phone number can we call into?

    Thanks and have a good first live show!!!


  26. brian says:

    donbest.com will have a “listen live” link up at some point today. We don’t have live call in capability yet, but there will be a live web chat where you guys can participate.

  27. patch406 says:

    Well I’ve officially put the PATCH curse on the Mariners by making that bet with BMO. We make the bet…they go from a 2 game lead in the WILDCARD to a 9 game losing HEMMORHAGE and now they go into Yankees Stadium for some head to head matches. I hope you guys have a live web suicide chat I can type into.

  28. dutch says:

    first live show will be on donbest.com tonight at 8 PST, please join us in the chat room if you can. no phone calls tonight Yzerman but we’ll let you know in the future. we should be able to get your taped call in there but nothing live.

    Anyone who wants to listen go to donbest.com Click on the two ugly guys at the top of the page and follow the instructions into the chat room, hope to see some of you there

  29. I just tried to load the page on my iPhone but sadly it didn’t work so im gonna have to miss the first live show. When you guys are done let me know, Fobes and I will be around. I have a wonderful story that includes myself throwing up and Fobes hitting his eye on a slot machine while helping me to my room. Also quite an interesting overheard in las vegas!

    Congrats on the live show, talk to you later.

  30. YoTime Joe says:

    hey guys sorry i can’t be with you on the live show either. could be time to find a new place to work that doesn’t block gambling websites. have fun i’m sure it will be a blast.

  31. yzerman13 says:

    Are you kidding me? Right in the middle of Donbest.com is a picture of you two.

    That’s awesome, congrats and it’s nice to see that you hard work has paid off!!!

  32. KGB says:

    What a great weekend it was to be a Mountaineer…be it of the Happy Appie variety or my beloved West Virginia. As much fun as it was being at Mountaineer Field when they announced the Michigan-App State score, it will be even more fun at work tomorrow at the U. I think I’m probably +140 to get fired tomorrow…life is good 🙂

  33. slashdogx says:

    Holy smokehouse mouse. I saw Yzer’s post and checked out Don Best a bit early. The picture and link look great. Congratulations to the hosts and have fun like you always do!

    Other listeners, check this out and see if this is right – Perhaps it is just a glitch in my PC monitor. BMO’s head (chin tip to top) actually appears SMALLER than Tommy’s in this picture.

    Congrats KGB. You post made me worder if the students at App. State know that Appalacia is not actually a state.

    Thanks for the comments Bigbadbob.

  34. Paigow Pete says:

    Can you imagine the call on monday morning when the App. State AD calls the Michagan AD to remind him to mail that $400k check for the game…..

    I just wonder if App. State will make a new recruiting video with all that money:

    My early NCAAF picks:

    USF: +7
    Rutgers: -12.5
    Iowa -23
    Buffalo: +3.5

  35. Admin says:

    Going live in 3 minutes

  36. Paigow Pete says:

    Good show guys…. even though it sounded like the era of the tin-can phones was back….

    was still good- probably the best ‘monday’ show so far….

  37. English Bob says:

    P-Pete – I must admit I didn’t know the recent history on the Florida / Clemson game. The whole father / son match up does add a bit of spice, but I still like my pick.

  38. pmac says:

    Ace/Jimmy Mac

    Looking at options for sending you the pickem cash. Ive spoken to my bank and they reckon the best way is Western Union Money transfer. I put the cash in, email you (Jimmymac) the details and then you can withdraw it at your end. Ace, Id have to get you to transfer me the cash from your end.

    Can you guys let me know if this would suit (Ace im assuming you will be sweet with it so more just checking if its cool with Jimmymac)

  39. AceRockollaUK says:

    pmac – I’m happy just to post you £11 cash

  40. pmac says:

    Ace – no worries. Ill let u know once I hear back from Jimmy Mac

  41. pmac says:

    Ace – I can get $40 US from the Post Office commission free. I’ll just get you to send me a tenner (ill cover the £1 or so difference – save you sending coins) Can you throw me an email here thefamouspmac@gmail.com so I can get back to you with my address. Once ive got the cash ill do the exchange and send it off to Jimmy Mac

  42. Psycho says:

    Good to see Mandalay Bay in the top 10. Each trip out to Vegas, I always have the MB pool and the Rumjungle on my “must do” list. Try the Fire Pit, an eight-course meal including 8 different meats and all you can eat of each, for about 25 bucks. Amazing food. Also the new hotel rooms there are really nice for the price. Stayed there in May and paid like $200 for a cool suite there. http://www.mandalaybay.com/accommodations/gcJuniorSuite.aspx Another nice show guys. Good shit.

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