This Ain’t Iowa

Fobes barely made it back from the gay pride parade for tonight’s show, so give him a moment to hang up his chaps and he’ll be right with you.

Topics on the day include Fobes’s reaction to the verbal lashing Bohunk gave him, reserve you Vegas hotel rooms with the help of overpaid Egyptions, this just in, Brian is immature, OJ is planning to stay in Nevada a while, and innovative new ways to choose a President.  Mongoose!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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 Queefy Dildos [75:04m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Break out the tissues, because B-Mo and Troy have a relationship to rekindle, and it’s gonna be a tear jerker.

Topics on the day include Brian perfecting the art of deflection, Bohunk misses the chance to show off for some 1 breasted ladies, what to look for in a stripper (here’s a preview, no penis), Tony turns in some sweet man on the street interviews, and Tommy D has disappeared…for real this time.  Are you Hulkamaniacs ready for some hot links?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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 In The Land Of No Pussies... [68:47m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Lets see how much hate mail we get from this title…

Topics on the day include how the fast food business is a young man’s game, backroom poker lives on in Yakima, why charitable causes should start at more reasonable hours, a brainstorming session for TAICON ‘09 and what’s the deal with former child stars and their huge racks!  Did Brian compare himself to herpes?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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 That's So Raven! [27:21m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Fobes and B-Mo sit down to have another chat.  Lets see if this one makes it to air.

Topics on the day include Brian ruining another company’s lax internet policies, Fobes gets a big raise and is still broke, unloading non-essential personnel, two museums with questionable clientele, Fobes casts the deciding vote in the great keg debate and a nerdy reality TV discussion.  Turns out Sarah Palin isn’t retarded.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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 I Don't Have Your Delicatess [61:07m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Troy Bohunk is not gross, nor is he racist, why don’t you like him girls? Anyway on to the hot host, umm yeah, maybe if your 55 and blind. Jammed packed with gayness, just like Bmo’s sweat pants.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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 Did You Hear About The Kid With Cancer? [64:52m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

It’s a much anticipated TAI as Mr. and Mrs. Wooden Spoon sit in to duscuss their, um, unorthodox relationship.  I must say it’s a bit disappointing.  That is if you consider degenerate gambling, drunken suicide attempts, hot lesbian action, equally hot three-ways and a stripper leaving a little more than you bargained for on your pants disappointing.  You did hear her say that she wanted to see my penis, right?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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 I'm A Giver [62:59m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Bohunk is entertaining whiney parents tonight, but before he does he shows fans his softer side.

Topics on the day include an “emergency” call put in to help an ailing B-Mo, an update of “How The Bohunk Turns”, when is it appropriate to stop drinking out of kegs in the backyard, Bohunk considers another shot at love, and a contest to guess the gayest song of all time.  It’s like the Laurel and Hardy of sweatpants boners.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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 TAI Gets Romantic [70:00m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

For the second week in a row, Bart Mizvah steals the show.

Topics on the day include another made up award that Brian would kill for, skating in the morning - ponies in the afternoon, fun with scrotums, rating Fobes’s rating system and why shitting in a bag is always a good idea. Good news brah, my snowboard shop is only 2 weeks away from opening…you want in?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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 Hutterite Approved [75:10m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

There’s some virginity for sale, and remarkably none of our co-hosts are bidding for it.

Topics on the day include Fobes new assistant, an eerie horoscope, cunt at work, gambling you’re way across the USA, Fobes is well on his way to white collar degeneracy and information on how you can be the next Johnny Utah.  You’re as happy as a hippopotomus eating an apple fritter.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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 Half Man - Half Walrus [68:49m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Prepare for another installment of “As The Bohunk Turns”.  On today’s episode Troy receives a 7 page email on why he’s a bad person. She makes some valid points.

Other topics include Brian’s miserable birthday, a luncheon that goes from bad to naked, the universally popular sports segment, and if you can hang in to the end…another creepy porn website recommendation from Uncle Troy.  I always have been a cunning linguist.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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 Can I Interest You In A Porn Pinata? [67:22m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download