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Monthly Archives: August 2011

It’s All Your Fault

Ekarros better move back before the nation is attacked again.

Topics on the day include the worst automobile purchase is history, pancake syrup, catching up with an old friend’s asshole, how driving with a trailer defies all laws of physics, a lovely evening with the Restons, and settling in to his new Bahston lifestyle. How ya like them apples?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call (702) 482-7651

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Giant Ice Cocks

And that’s not even the gayest thing we saw.

Topics on the day include Fobes on shit detail, licking empty sacks, Fobes finally on the government dole, trailer parks for wealth people, and drag queens, fag hags and super hot chicks. The dog sleeps in our room.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call (702) 482-7651

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Four Homeless Men Sharing A Cheeseburger

Now you’re just trying to make B-Mo mad for real.

Topics on the day include Tony’s new squishy abdomen, Aquaman almost dies in a chain restaurant, things get a little porny at B-Mo’s work, and for once it isn’t on his computer and a sure way of getting out of a traffic ticket. Oh I’m sorry, was I speeding officer? It must have been my ass cancer!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call (702) 482-7651


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Get Some Water!

And other sage disaster relief advice.

Topics on the day include Brian’s painful realization, getting horned up at Walmart, Rick in Reston checks in after Tuesday’s disaster, how ekarros is to blame for the earthquake, and we get to the bottom of the infamous McDonalds discrepancy. That guy and his shirt are fucking disgusting!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call (702) 482-7651

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Harbingers

Pretty sure we’re using it wrong.

Topics on the day include gambling envy, a restautant review of Himachi, explaining the finer points of the sake pairing, B-Mo’s kid is the victim of a hate crime, boozing it up with the B-Mo fan club, and could Fobes be the world’s most accomplished failure. Come to McDonalds with me or else!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call (702) 482-7651

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Whende

It’s a Wednesday show, see!

Topics on the day include Troy’s week long money hemmorage, piecing together the clues of his surprise party, cockblocking ekarros, taking down the Bacon-Zilla, a delightful 10 minutes at the Grand Canyon and how Bob in Vegas secured his invitation to all future birthday parties. I never thought I’d say this, but I wish Brian was here.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call (702) 482-7651

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You Guys Wanna Get High?

Dear God…

Fobes fills us in on his fun filled life of unemployment, his involvement in the Troy Bohunk surprise birthday bash, eating handfuls of vomit, drinking your way back in time, and who is the man known only as fake mofobes. On the count of three, unleash hell!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call (702) 482-7651


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Sexy Dreams

Is it better to be famous or talented? Luckily B-Mo doesn’t have to worry about either.

Topics on the day include emergency shits, the flaw in B-Mo’s weight loss regimen, being terrible at sex in your own imagination, a busty new edition the the Brian Mollica fan club, Tony writes himself a fan letter and the official announcement of where Taicon’11 will call home. You just don’t “get” me.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call (702) 482-7651

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ekarros’ Live Travel Blog

Now with 85% less ass plowing!

Topics on the day include being mistaken for a hobo in Monterey, his new skinhead look, Troy Bohunk’s (sort of) surprise party, getting kicked out of Burger King, the five phrases of incredibly drunk people, and why everything ekarros does, he does for Ricky. I like this guy!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call (702) 482-7651

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The Shit Trench

$3,500…You gotta be fucking kidding me.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call (702) 482-7651

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