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Monthly Archives: April 2010

$10 And A Tasty Cake

Topics on the day include Fobes’s backlash on TAI treason, living like a hobo, B-Mo ruins the small dick curve, golden megaphones, deconstructed sandwiches, bartering for rent, hacky retirement parties and doing odd jobs for hot dogs. Can I see your papers please?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and don’t give us a call 206-203-Iowa


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Gay Scientists

Let the healing begin.

Topics on the day include the case of the super gay avatar, the truth about what’s in the Machine’s pants, making your own birthday cake, Johnny4Racks describes his betrayal, Troy fucks melons, B-Mo fucks the sheets and ekarros fucks mens dirty assholes.  Ok guys, top 10 favorite Easter bonnet colors…

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and don’t give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Mmm, Snickers.

Lock up your daughters, Aquaman’s been hitting the bong.

Topics on the day include the benefits of AIDS, using your kids to get out of helping others, sex that’s a bed sheet away from being an orgy, how McGuyver would get the hair off his back, Tony gives an Orleans maid more than she bargained for and a guest apppearance by Mel.  You’ll have to excuse her, she’s really drunk.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and don’t give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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You Type Gay

No seriously, someone said that.

Topics on the day include being cremated with your dogs, the patron saint of close parking, aparently Obama isn’t liberal enough for some people, TAI needs to schedule more activities, Steve Wynn is tired of a Communist government and threatens to move to China, and would your wife “lend a hand” in your time of need.  I’m never gambling with you guys again.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and don’t give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Double Down

I can actually hear you getting fatter.

Topics on the day include blind folds, poop sandwiches, and masturbating in silence.  The usual.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and don’t give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Go To Church So I Can Clone My Dick

The Spoons are here.  Just take the day the off.

Topics on the day include cracked black people, condom wrappers in bed, jizz-a-phobia, the rules of  being married to Mrs. Spoon, why having a hot bisexual wife in Utah is horrible, a tech glitch nearly pushes B-Mo over the edge, punching kids in the face and more than you ever wanted to know about Sookie Stackhouse.  Skype is dead to me.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and don’t give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Whore Vs. Porn Star

I really think you guys need to reconsider.

Topics on the day include Fobes first week unemployed, walking 3 miles in flip flops, the Tea Baggers strike Las Vegas, chowing down on bison, the best kept buffet secret, Spoons outdo themselves again, and things get weird between Troy and the turtle.  Plus what to do when you find your dad’s meth!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and don’t give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Successfuuuuul

Topics on the day, two words, poop sandwich.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and don’t give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Good Game Rapist

Am I the only one who looks forward to this?

Topics on the day include Fobes’ last week at the nut hut, things get out of hand at the footy game, American Idol winners lose out to dog fighting, B-Mo picks up where he left off last year in baseball betting, and apparently people love Lance Burton…just not as much as Carrot Top.  I need a sabbatical.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and don’t give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Open You Mouth And Lets Get This Over With

ekarros gets an excused absence to deal with his virus.

Topics on the day include talking dirty at bedtime, a spot on Tony impression, Troy’s play by play of cruising with his family, confirmation of the mythical island of Tortuga, why Jamaican’s suck, shopping at a Mexican Walmart, and glorious game of air hockey.  Is it ok if I just pop ’em out?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and don’t give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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