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Monthly Archives: February 2010

Typhoid Mary

Troy is like Martha Stewart, only hotter.

Topics on the day include making it rain rent money, a 3 course meal at the chateau, more praise rolls in for Spanx, fat secret service agents, fat former presidents, Walmart finds a way to become even more unethical, TAI bans American Idol, and it turns out that a $4 steak is only half as good as an $8 steak.  Did you seriously buy a flower pot just to put your dessert in?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Bruce Vilanch

Here’s the twist part, Bill Cosby dies.

Topics on the day include punching children, broken highlighters, ekarros gets stood up, way too much singing, Troy takes a tumble, concert recaps, drinking on a Monday, why you should never walk drunk, fat flying, and a special birthday wish for Jazzy Jay.  I’ll take Jim Jay Bullock and Blackfist to block.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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The Defeated Husband Challenge

Lets get one thing straight, there are no winners here, but who is king of the losers?

Sorry For the shitty audio.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Spanx

Do you hunch over and tug at your shirt?

Topics on the day include Brian’s new BFF, Fobes stalks Air Force 1, absynth shots at the NY NY, Fobes takes down the Sahara tourney with perky nipples, Jason Alexander plays another character that isn’t as funny as George Costanza, and the Planet Hollywood is officially dead to me.  Happy birthday Y2K!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Blackfist

This shouldn’t take long.

Topics on the day include ekarros’s trip to Vegas, how Fobes and Bohunk bring out both the best and worst in eachother, Big Bufords, rancid sandwiches, a hot pocket hat trick, youjizz blows Troy’s mind again, Fobes’s nipples, Wheel of Fortune, couples skating, a curling tutorial, and a review of the “housewarming gifts”.  I’d like to solve the puzzle Pat.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Boobies

A dinner party?  Are you serious?

Topics on the day include coming to Vegas to watch Survivor at Troy’s, drinking alone on a Wednesday night, a Tommy Dutch encounter in a liquor store, why even the shittiest sporting event is worth a watch at Bennie’s Bullpen, closing down the Joker’s Wild, and Lake Las Vegas soon to be a bubbling shit hole.  Is Joey McEntire using a walker?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Will These Sluts Ever Be Satisfied?

No matter how long we let the recording run, you will always miss the best part of the show.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Porn At Work

Football, TV, auto racing, video games and porn.  This show is a Dungeons and Dragons conversation away from being the nerdiest thing ever.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Haiti

I don’t remember what we talked about, but I’m pretty sure it’s not actually Haiti.  Enjoy!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Trouble With Fribbles

Ok, I promise no more gay sex talk after this episode, sheesh.

Topics on the day include the healing power of Narnia, why ekarros feels he’s a better role model than Troy and Fobes but he’s not sure how, the dangers of making out with Troy Bohunk, Brian makes a phone call with a sticky belly and y2k makes a desperate cry for help.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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