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Monthly Archives: January 2010

Water Displasia

Cross your fingers kids, we may get Fobes to puke today.

Topics on the day include Fobes’s new pimp, B-Mo misses a show with Post Trippie stress disorder, home improvements land Troy with sink turds on his face, making the rounds to the Harrah’s Diamond Lounges, bringing an Asian woman into the chateau, and Fobes gives his 2 cents on the State of the Union Address.  He looks like a gay Count Chocula.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner

Tony’s back, and he’s been practicing.

Topics on the day include B-Mo being sent to time out, explaining pubic hair, Tony gets a lecture from the higher ups, TAI is snubbed for a third consecutive year, why camping is stupid and games that help kill time when you’re on a stupid camping trip.  Happy Australia Day!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Why Can’t I Get Work In This Town?

Fobes is sleeping in his big boy room!

Topics on the day include New Year’s resolutions, the T.K. Ryan baby debate is answered, Troy facilitates the Mofobes move, a hilarious one man show at the MGM and a tip on who’s name to drop if you want to see a free comedy show.  His last name is Steinfeld?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Manboobs!

The show almost ends after 30 minuntes…Maybe it should have.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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I’ve Made Some Poor Decisions

Most people thought he would never be on the show, some will wish he never was.

Topics on the day include finding love in a Mystery Science Theater 3000 chat room, moving from town to town every 6 months or so, the realization that there is no such things as breasts that are too big, why you should never send anything back at a fast food restaurant and why shipping in girlfriends is never a recipe for success.  That’s an awful nice steam vac you got there.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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But He’s A Good Negro

Brian’s half in the bag.  This should be fun.

Topics on the day include Fobes checking in on Granny Mofobes, Sizzler is under rated, Trainfan takes a joke from funny to sad, Tommy is banned from the Palms, Fyregirl reprimanded for not jiggling enough and Why Fobes will never run for political office.  Did you want a non-porn video to check the dvd player?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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I Get Crampy

Hmm, I wonder if this show will completely unravel…

Topics on the day include bribing teachers, Troy buys 2 tvs, ekarros runs into an old friend at a Longhorns bar, B-Mo is on the lamb, the perils of sex in the shower, and why hot carl’s are only good when they’re raw dog.  I think the maid shit in my room.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Fried Chicken Is Delicious

Tony, now with 25% less heavy breathing!

Topics on the day include burning your feet instead of your shoes, B-Mo the rare Giant Panda, getting to live like mofobes for the weekend, Bally’s saying fuck you to the recession, two horrendous porn site recommendations, and whether or not something obviously racist is racist.  In an awkward situation?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Sitting On A Tranny

Getting a little crowded in here fellas.

Topics on the day include the myth of make-up sex, bone vs. no bone, printing contraband at the office, betting on bubbles, nerf gun fight confirmed for TAICON ’10, Ken implores the hosts to listen to their own show, and throwing luggage in the street to start off the holiday right.  Can you move your rouge I want to wash my hands?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Sex Bomb

Listen close for tips on how to parlay a blumpkin into a hot carl.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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