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Monthly Archives: December 2009

No Slits On The Road

Ladies and gentlemen, Jack Johnson.

Topics on the day include growing up in Vegas, finding your muse on TAI, getting high in a van, eating bloody sandwiches, why you shouldn’t have to choose between your passions, and why no one gets top billing over tacos.  Are we going to talk about cock soon?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Feliz Cumplianos

Brian was left high and dry today.  Good thing Tony Kukoc was waiting at the end of the bench.  Topics on the day include smuggling contraband into target, a slightly awkward conversation about TAI spinoffs, and a guest appearance by Chad Ochocinco.  Te amo!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Going It Alone

It’s a very Fobes Thanksgiving, and by that I mean sad.

Topics on the day include ominous holiday text messages, checking out your step mom’s rack, the traitors in our midst, dry heaving after a night in your car, grown men playing duck duck goose, Troy cheats at Candyland, and why acne medicine is good for your shaft.  Who’s up for some carousing?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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You Like All Nuts In Your Mouth

The Doc has returned after a 2 month hiatus, but don’t fret, there are a few surprise guests.

Topics on the day include traveling with children, #12’s dominating the airport security field, 8 year old bow hunters, the menu at the Patch family Thanksgiving, mud boat racing, wet vs. dry jacking, iphone porn and and patch has some problems with mofobes’s taicon accolades.  So what’s your pbj record?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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