This Ain’t Iowa

Patch returns and he has a list of complaints.  Luckily his butler is here to smooth things over.

Topics on the day include an explaination on TAICON rage, why a penthouse is better than a purple lounge, a breakdown of the top 15 TAI personalities, 509 county fairs, and how even trannies can break their arms.  At least I beat Eleanor.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Cockhorse [86:48m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

We’re taping a day early and Tony is stopping by…Fobes is cranky.

Topics on the day include Fobes’s heroic stand against UFL detractors, the worst jobs you’ve ever had, how to become an “honorary” member of the KKK, Tony less than one week from wheels up and gambling on the obese.  I like to refer to my molestation as “the rodeo”.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Oh When The Saints... [74:49m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Why is it that when ekarros comes on the show, Brian and Troy get gay?

Topics on the day include inappropriate dominos, getting whore killing mad, joking with mom about your dui, video game dates, dumb kids, foreign objects, and for the first time, a 3 way story that no one wants to hear.  I wonder what Jonathon Taylor Thomas is doing right now.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Mash Cocking [73:57m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Fobes is a defeated man.  Well, more of one.

Topics on the day include fear of being intruded by men, TAICON  tilt becomes an epidemic, hippie lesbians at business functions, Patch approaches virtual hypertention, and Harrah’s accumulates more debt, but on purpose this time.  Oh, and it’s Saturday.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Lance Burton Has A Sense Of Humor [77:44m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Are you on Bohunk’s list?

Topics on the day include Bohunk’s homicidal rage, why you should never text during a Bears game, B-Mo accused of pulling a Fobes on the karaoke bet, more hot TPQ’s and 3 questions about porn.  Never type bizarre into youjizz.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Tired [64:31m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Ever wonder how the other half lives?  Well, you’re not going to like it.

Topics on the day include finding out about your dad’s secret family, what it’s like to ever pay for a drink, hanging out with the bassist from Loverboy, what “chit chatting” means to good looking people and a pool scene out of your favorite porn.  I think my brother’s an ass man.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 One For The Thin And Attractive [65:29m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

You know those shows where we have no topics and have to bullshit our way through the hour?  This isn’t one of those.

Topics on the day include a deadly game of mousetrap, Fobes gets some unexpected visitors, the City Life article drops like an atom bomb, Fobes sneaks in to the Scott Whitney lecture, poker gets pricey at TAICON, and Vegas finally hits the slow season.  Read the part about me again!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Don't Wake The Hibernating Bear [72:02m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Well I guess $20 ain’t what it used to be.

Topics on the day include B-Mo pushing listeners to other podcasts, Troy keeps his double date under wraps, E-Karros tells a story that no one will soon forget, and Johnny 4 Racks takes a page from the Spoon’s handbook.  P is for pussy…

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Ehhh, Fail [82:43m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

The Spoons, need I say more.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 I Was Fixing The Computer [80:55m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Short answer…yes.

Topics on the day include why Fobes is miserable, the stagnant weight loss contest, Candyland talk heats up again, T.K. Ryan bears his true self,  B-Mo gets hit on by 12 year old girls, and Fobes gives a cripple a pity fuck.  Seriously, enough with the horn.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Do Our Listeners Creep You Out? [70:48m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download