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Monthly Archives: August 2009

Way To Get That One Hit

We finally caught up with the TAI sasquatch.  These are his tales.

Topics on the day include eluding serial killers in the woods, why the drive-in is only a good idea on paper, plans for hitting up the clizub, a new exclusive Grand Canyon TAICON and B-Mo gives the M’s the kiss of death.  I’ll deal with vag, blood and assholes for 2 weeks vacation a month.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Dr. Phil

Fobes’s next job…Green Horn

Topics on the day include too much information on the real estate market, B-Mo gets a great compliment then gets puked on, crying on Fremont Street, getting pregnant to save money and should Tony really be handling a gun.  Did you guys catch the new Paula Abdul Cirque show?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Ooh, It’s Warm

Troy Bohunk: Ladies man or easy mark.  You decide.

Topics on the day include a stellar rendition of an Elton John classic, seeing you favorite dealer outside of the casino, Troy plays hardball with a realtor, and leaving a strip club with no money, sticky pants, and a phone number.  I go clean up now, you tip me.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Monopoly Motherfucker!

Prepare to get your ass schooled.  Hasbro style.

Topics on the day include ballsy moves on the Monopoly board, a difinitive answer on what to do on Free Parking, Brian pusses out with fear of legal action, and Tony locks down some TAICON activities.  You ain’t dreaming, that’s Pacific Ave!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Synergy

Patch and Fobes together?  What could go wrong?

Topics on the day include running off with Prada shoes, upscale karaoke, sounding like John Madden for $50 million, a discussion on paint or bullets at TAICON, how to stump a UFC doctor, and how the wrong surface for Candyland is a deal breaker.  I’m digging the soundboard.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Mr. Belvedere Touched Those Kids

Great, now E. Karros is big timing us.

Topics on the day include Brian’s audition for Fall Out Boy, Troy finds a house, chocolate frosting is part of a healthy breakfast, Brett Favre rage, taking back the hate filled words of our childhood and the TAICON strip club trip is confirmed.  Here’s my bed, now blow me.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Acronyms Galore!

Wow, just wow…

Topics on the day include living it up with a SSBBW, why AOL fat girls ruin everything, the worst pool scene ever, smacking a big ass with your punishment stick and the mythical kingdom of Trimarus.  I met her at another dungeon.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Get In The Van

Only TAI meets people like this.

Topics on the day include an unbelievable offer for TAICON, why the 6 lb burrito will not receive an official sanction, AceRockolla has a happy birthday, a new weight loss contest emerges and why broads love the Melting Pot.  So am I too fat or not fat enough?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Kitty Porn

Sometimes there’s a question that only a gay convict answer.

Topics on the day include Troy the closet genius, E. Karros settles a bet about rape, love at the Star Trek convention, Bohunk is settling down in his old age, and the mystical (but real) island of Tortuga.  What does Howard the Duck have that I don’t have?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Drunken Sex

The doctor is on sabatical, but don’t worry, he sent his butler.

Topics on the day include a mini-TAICOn this weekend at the 4 Queens, Troy Bohunk turns 28, a kind of gay weekend at the lake, and a top 10 list that no one gives a shit about.  How many cameras were on you anyway?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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