Embrace Your Inner Degenerate

Monthly Archives: July 2009

Clear Phlegm

Fobes is sick but refuses to let anyone fill in for him.  Brian is so proud.

Topics on the day include pity posts, spending 20k at a strip club, an insight into B-Mo’s insecurities, blurting way to much to the press, Fobes contributes to Station Casinos going bankrupt, and Donnie and Marie will ruin Vegas for 4 more years.  Today the part of the horn will be played by Fobes’s snot nose.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Oh Balls

Ever wonder what the worst day of Bohunk’s life would be?  It’s about what you’d expect.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Sorry For Your Luck

The Dr. is in and he shares his fond memories of residency, aka slave labor.

Topics on the day include packing assholes, grabbing urine streams, rejoicing in the suffering of animals, running bad in ridiculous prop bets, smoking to stay thin and awake, and giving TAI gear away to the homeless. Would you mind driving while I blow your best friend?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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It’s Just You And Meat

Fobes hit up San Diego for Gay Pride.  Lotta meat.

Topics on the day include Brian’s moral dilema, pissing on terrorists, sneaking into the leather booth, stumbling around the streets of Boston looking for slurpees, and the pros and cons of peeping Tom porn.  Maam, can you please pull your shirt down?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Which Sin Are You?

Each of our hosts is a deadly sin personified, but can you figure out which is which?  Gluttony. Wrath. Pride. Envy. Clawhand.

Topics on the day include lawyering up, sleeping on the couch by choice, the legend of Aqua-15-racks, documentaries that lack nudity, escalating arguments to include arson, and why 8:00 isn’t considered late to everyone.  Can I interest you in a sex chair?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Where Do You Buy Hollowed Out Fruit?

Y2K is back to share his Vegas story, but beware, the club has changed him.

Topics on the day include hot tips for your next Vegas vacation, sweating out the $20 trick, Patch tries to sabotage the weight loss contest, Candyland cash games begin to emerge, and how to survive a trip to the night club as a middle aged, middle income man.  $40 dollars for parking?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Penises And Assholes Are Private

Dear God get your finger out of there!

Topics on the day include poor sleeping paterns, Fobes get stood up, a buffet with a liberal drinking policy, Brian’s comedy club venue takes a harsh downturn, and Vegas starts planning on improvements…once they deal with their multi-million dollar debts.  My kid’s a regular DaVinci.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Grab The Bulls By The Horn

Troy Bohunk had a run in with the cops…and he was innocent!

Topics on the day include a rude awakening, why middle aged broad is a sure thing, the top sports in America have begun to go redneck, a weird fetish which is both not fun AND fatal, and how to keep your asshole guessing.  You want me to show you slamming?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Never Back To Front

Today’s poll question will leave you with more than you bargained for.

Topics on the day include a reason to watch UFC, becoming a celebrity doctor, sort of actors and sort of athletes compete…sort of, eating your way into fame and fortune, and Ken’s cry for help from the nightclub…literally.  The buns are moving a little slow.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Manhandling The Fig

If you ever get a chance to take Bohunk out to a fancy dinner…Do it!

Topics on the day include rocking out with your cock out, celebrating America’s birthday with bad comics and fat chicks, an amazing dinner complete with beer pairings, and why Fobes things theft is hilarious.  Seriously, what’s up with the horn?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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