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Monthly Archives: May 2009

Don’t Violate The Bro Code

Fobes had an amazing weekend, unfortunately he’s holding out on us.

Topics on the day include insulting strippers, watching porn with the boys, the doctor takes a beating, sharing a bed, bringing foreign objects into the bedroom, WSOP puts the cards in the air, and Fobes takes the long, dangerous walk of shame from the Olympic Gardens.  I’m cold and alone.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Who Wants A Cream Pie?

This show starts innocently enough, then goes horribly wrong.

Topics on the day include 6th graders riding it raw dog, new and exciting show developments, a conversation about pie, the hardest way to break even, Jeremy Shockey can’t hang with Bohunk, and having a bachelor party in someone elses honor.  Do gay guys have seperate bachelor parties?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Downward Spiral

Fobes is in bad shape, figuratively and literally.

Topics on the day include making the twitter cut, Joshua creeps everyone out, Fobes goes all fan-boy on other podcasters, starting a hangover before you even get to sleep, and yet another media outlet steals from TAI.  Can I get another Clamato?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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I Heart…

Careful everyone, B-Mo has an agenda for today’s show, complete with outline written on college ruled notebook paper.

I. Bohunk-School
A. Book vandal update
B. Fall out from Sam interview
C. School softball game
II. Saturday Poker Session
A. Bohunk on the verge of throwing up
1. Waitress refuses to serve him
2. Chip envy
3. Rhino-OG-BW3-Pass out
B. Johnny4Rack-Gate
C. Hawkeye Brad is the new Trainfan
III. End Of Show Bullshit
A. Troy boots a kid from class
B. I heart…you’ll see

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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I Got The Swan Flu!

The Doctor is finally back on the air and he has a month’s worth of shit to talk.  So strap in!

Topics on the day include why putting an animal name in front of the flu makes it more dangerous, Patch goes on poker story tilt, Brian hits his first high hand in 2 years, and Patch’s night is ruined by a child’s school play.  He should have sent his butler.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Hey, No Splashing!

Let me get this straight, in one weekend Fobes sprayed mustard all over his face like it was a money shot, played basketball in a pool with 3 other wet, shirtless guys, and was rubbed firmly by a buff man.  Brian has never been happier to live a boring life at home.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Germans Love Lesbians

The school year is coming to an end, and one man has vowed to clean up this city.

Topics on the day include vadalism with poor grammar, Troy tries to understand why someone would wait 3 years for him, video games make a young nerd socially accepted, and warm wishes to a TAI legend who is recovering from surgery.  Dial 1-800-YourMomSucksMyBalls.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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There’s Someone For Everyone

That’s the moral of today’s story.

Hilarious, sparkling smile and perfect.  Apparently that’s Troy Bohunk in a nutshell.

Today’s show is a deep dive into the world of a mysterious man from the woman who may know him best.  Find out how Troy asks a woman out, his fear of labels, and why a woman would wait patiently for 3 years for him to come around.  You know there have been hookers, right?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Gay Or Straight?

There was a sighting of the elusive Tommy Dutch over the past week.  Spoiler alert, it was creepy.

Topics on the day include dining in a Vegas landmark, walking in on a Spanish lesson just before it turns into a porno, Tommy takes on a new roll as a leading man, and Fobes has an attitude, even via text message.  Drug use or pedophilia, take your pick.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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I’ll Be Waiting In The Parking Lot!

Will this be the only 8 minute show in TAI history?  Probably not.

Topics on the day include the going rate for street walkers, what happens when ninjas and pirates square off, how to get kicked out of a AAA baseball game, and how far is Troy from full blown alcoholism?  Fine, Jesus is real.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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