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Monthly Archives: April 2009

How many have you touched?

Wow we have a lot to talk about. We talk about a lot of stuff. Stuff we have a lot to talk about.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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You Got Any Bodies In The Basement?

The 3rd time was a charm this Monday with Y2K.  Mercifully you only have to listen to the final draft.

Topics on the day include having your man-boob pinched with ice tongs, getting weight loss advice from fat broads, all of Brian’s boyhood heroes sell out, and does Ken have a secret double life?  Spoiler alert…no.  What’s a blow job?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Punch Her With A Hot Load

Fobes and Patch have squared off several times on TAI.  Today they settle it the only way we know how…a good old fashioned muff-off.  Two men enter, one man leaves!  And no, Johnny 4 Racks isn’t invited.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Alabama Hot Pocket

Beware, because once you hear this you can never un-know it.

Topics on the day include why Troy can only kiss girls with penis on their breath, the surprise guest host that could shake up the Bohunk Brigade, the best way to spend $25,000, and why 5 hours without drinking equals the worst day of Troy’s life.  I’m gonna need a bonus pic.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Monica Cortez

What does eating sand, green curry stew, foot fetishes and bankruptcy have in common? TAI of course.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Cartoons And Vaginas

But not cartoon vaginas, because that would be wrong.

It’s all about contests today.  First Bohunk v. B-Mo in Simpsons trivia, then Tony joins the party for a 3 way muff off.  Play along at home!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Muff

Bohunk felt so guilty about messing up last Wednesday’s show, that he stepped up on a Monday.  Plus he’s the only guy able to do a show on 10 minutes notice.

Topics on the day include B-Mo’s shitty Easter twist of fate, Christmas goose tacos, the gauntlet is thrown on a Simpson trivia contest, the difference between geeks and nerds, and lots and lots of muffs.  Plus listen to her how you can win a dream date with Bohunk!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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I Like To Finish Inside

It’s been a while since we’ve chatted, so grab yourself some sweet tea and lets catch up.

Topics on the day include Fobes’s staycation, the best and worst tweet of the week, Brian inexplicably escapes the chopping block, a 2 and a half hour interview for a job that doesn’t exist, and whether timing your cumshot with another dude’s is gay.  Sorry I missed that green light.  Hey, you want some weed?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Phillip Is An Asshole

There are a few tech issues with the show, but I think you’ll still be pleasantly surprised

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Fobes Peaked Too Early

Mofobes thought he could avoid hard questioning by dropping a bombshell on the Wednesday show.  That was faulty reasoning.

Topics on the day include boning in the laundry room, finger banging the baby sitter, deflowering the neighbor girl and defiling the motel pool.  Please don’t call the cops, it’s not Fobes’s fault that he was irresistable at age 9.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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