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Monthly Archives: March 2009

420 Motherfucker

Let’s be clear here peeps, there only one thing on the boys mind and that is how great a poker player Tony is. They could have talked for hours, he is just that good. Not even the great Patchy 12 rack stands a chance. Oh and mofobes, anyone who draws this donk will get $100 given to the Tony Trip Fund in there name.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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The Prodical Son Returns

No matter how many times mofobes hurts me, I keep taking him back.

Topics on the day include Knight Rider conventions, there’s a new sherriff at the Glitter Gulch, selling used cock warmers, Fobes laments never really knowing his father, and the best place to go for wine suicides.  Scumbags!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Can I Interest You In A Sea Dog?

Topics on the day inclide Bohunk’s secret romantic side, why breaking a window with your head can be helpful, way to much about jacking off, the potential of a ground breaking co-host, and why Bohunk didn’t let Mrs. Spoon pick up his cd.  I have seen more sunsets than I will see.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Patch is Living in Las Vegas

It’s time for the heads up champion of the world… the TAI world. Find out who’s playing who. And then find out who you need to pick to win the poker bracket contest. No wonder Mofobes piked on entrying this contest as it’s a might tough draw, just ask trustno1.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Goonies Is Overrated

Yes, 2 grown men actually talked about this.

Topics on the day include more listeners being banned, feetie pajamas have been confirmed for Troy Bohunk, another edition of “As The Chalkboard Turns”, Troy gets a familiar disgusted look, this time from Mrs. Rich and a trademark serenade.  What ever happened to Roc Live?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Golden Showers

The 509 Mothafuckas are making their presence felt, until the gypsies ruin the party.

Topics on the day include fatherhood part 2, lots of poker talk, specifically why Fobes sucks at it, Rich 1516 does his best Spoon impression, how to beat a drug test, and making TAICON ’09 an outdoor event.  You have something on your shirt.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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It’s Our 300th(ish) Show!

Topics on the day include an over worked and grumpy Fobes, inventing spreadsheets to get the desired results, making sports bets with change, getting caught with a whore in the kid’s play room, and Fobes weighs in on the hottest cocktail waitress.  Why do I always get bitten by the squirrels?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Well Clip My Shit

Two ugly guys rate impossibly hot women.  God bless America.

Vegas Cocktail Forum Thread

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Sharks Are Dick Holes

You think you’re ready, but no one is truly prepared to hear the legend of Razor-Vag.

Topics on the day include gypsies invading the y2k household, Fobes getting his aquarium on, spammers bringing some content to the table, Patch’s secret shark/powerpoint loving secret life, and a cameo by the Maytag repair man.  Anyone seen my Schick Quatro?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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I Had Pot Odds!

Why is it when Fobes sucks out he always claims he was a statistical favorite?

Topics on the day include where Fobes learned to take a punch, B-Mo goes on comedy tilt on 3 different occasions, how Patchdog tried to lure our heros into an ambush, and TAI infultrates the workplace again.  Wow Fobes, Wow.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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