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Monthly Archives: September 2008

I’m A Giver

It’s a much anticipated TAI as Mr. and Mrs. Wooden Spoon sit in to duscuss their, um, unorthodox relationship.  I must say it’s a bit disappointing.  That is if you consider degenerate gambling, drunken suicide attempts, hot lesbian action, equally hot three-ways and a stripper leaving a little more than you bargained for on your pants disappointing.  You did hear her say that she wanted to see my penis, right?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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TAI Gets Romantic

Bohunk is entertaining whiney parents tonight, but before he does he shows fans his softer side.

Topics on the day include an “emergency” call put in to help an ailing B-Mo, an update of “How The Bohunk Turns”, when is it appropriate to stop drinking out of kegs in the backyard, Bohunk considers another shot at love, and a contest to guess the gayest song of all time.  It’s like the Laurel and Hardy of sweatpants boners.

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Hutterite Approved

For the second week in a row, Bart Mizvah steals the show.

Topics on the day include another made up award that Brian would kill for, skating in the morning – ponies in the afternoon, fun with scrotums, rating Fobes’s rating system and why shitting in a bag is always a good idea. Good news brah, my snowboard shop is only 2 weeks away from opening…you want in?

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Half Man – Half Walrus

There’s some virginity for sale, and remarkably none of our co-hosts are bidding for it.

Topics on the day include Fobes new assistant, an eerie horoscope, cunt at work, gambling you’re way across the USA, Fobes is well on his way to white collar degeneracy and information on how you can be the next Johnny Utah.  You’re as happy as a hippopotomus eating an apple fritter.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Can I Interest You In A Porn Pinata?

Prepare for another installment of “As The Bohunk Turns”.  On today’s episode Troy receives a 7 page email on why he’s a bad person. She makes some valid points.

Other topics include Brian’s miserable birthday, a luncheon that goes from bad to naked, the universally popular sports segment, and if you can hang in to the end…another creepy porn website recommendation from Uncle Troy.  I always have been a cunning linguist.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Take That Thomas S. Monson!

It’s an interview a long time in the making, but today Brian celebrates his 30th birthday with the one and only Spoon In Law.  From his Mormon background, to masturbating on his mission, to his sweet devirginizing, he tells all.  If you’re gonna sin, sin big!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Fuck You! I’m Sorry Who Is This?

It’s a fabulous Fobes Friday on TAI.  Lets see if his new found popularity with the ladies goes to head.

Topics on the day include recaps of the week long women’s reviews/prom night stories, a beer discussion takes Fobes to a dark place, why you should always know who is calling you a pinko facsist, why a man can only take so much before going to town with a frying pan, and and the revamped 40/40 club gets a clever new name.  Notice the price tag on Fobes’ meal now that he has a job and pays his own way.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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This One Is Not Really For The Ladies At All

Troy Bohunk has always fancied himself a bit of a ladies man.  That is, of course, until the ladies let him know what they thought of him.  Now he’s just angry.

Topics on the day include why broads are the worst, unnecessary sex toys, rounding the bags on prom night, the rogain relationship and it’s TPQ’s galore in week 2 of the NFL.  www.whogivesafuck.gov

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This One’s For The Ladies

So much time on TAI is spent talking about things that only appeal to men (and emotionally disturbed women).  But why should we cater to just one gender only because they make up 90% of the audience.  So today we’re putting together something for the ladies.

Topics on the day include a female view of our co-hosts, why ticket scalpers abide by a strict honest code, an introduction to white color degeneracy, cleaning out the memory closet, and blowing a modest 7 times the legal limit on a breathalizer.  Do you think the 4 loads I swallowed have anything to do with it?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Like Winnie The Pooh Without The Charm

Las Vegas’ host of the month is back today with his cohost du jour who is not, I repeat not, a ball of anger.

Topics on the day include a much needed dose of floetry, the sure way to lure yourself into a jail cell, the case of the misplaced eyeball, Fobes’ calm and rational take on the Republican Convention, and why Floyd Mayweather is a lousy tipper.  Next time on a very fascist TAI…

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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