Embrace Your Inner Degenerate

Monthly Archives: June 2008

509 Mother Fucker!

Talk about dedication.  After a round of golf, dip in an Idaho lake and a 300 mile drive, the evil dark is forgoing bathing and family time for TAI.  He may beat B-Mo in the degenerate poll yet.

Topics on the day include the worst candy known to man, the Patch definitive top 10 casino poll, the legend of Patchy 12 racks, going camping in a skin tent and taking out micro limit poker losses out on your wife.  Oh by the way, skype sucks my balls.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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So Let Me Get This Straight, You’re Sober?

The fellas are taping a little early today so we have a rare occurrence, a completely sober Fobes.

Topics on the day include an arrest in the Javon Walker case, apparently Imus didn’t learn his lesson, baby Nate is on the fast track to Fobesville, why Vegas is like a comedy leper colony and Fobes actually gives a bad restaurant review.  Reduce your mullet quotient by 50% and get back to me.

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Anybody Want To Buy A Degree?

What will a degree from MIT get you?  If you guessed prime panhandling real estate on Wall Street, you are correct.

Topics on the day include falling short of the German’s expectations, America loses its obese crown, is Obama bi-curious, why you should never wear a used gimp suit, and an honest to goodness news story broken by TAI.  You guys ever heard of youjizz?

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The Great Degenerate Debate

The argument of TAI

The argument of which of TAI’s hosts is the biggest degenerate has been waging for several weeks, and tonight we solve it in the least degenerate way possible, with an organized debate.

Bohunk and Mofobes will be answering a series of questions designed to delve into their degenerate pasts, gauge how they would react in certain degenerate circumstances, and how much they know about each other’s world.  If anyone takes a shit while recording the show, they win.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Wolf Blitzer Is A Dildo

B-Mo sits down with the unethical bowler once again to discuss the topics of the day.  Kind of like Meet The Press, but with hookers.

Topics on the day include boozing with Mr. Penut (I bet you can’t guess how that story ends), why TAI is tops among geniuses 18-45, Pacman’s stripper finds an even worse client, surprising your friends with furry hats, and did we mention that Granny Mofobes went to the Greed Door?  Apparently 3 pitchers is perfect.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Like Pulling A Zucchini From A Minister’s Ass

It may be a little late, but everyone’s degenerate doctor is back and he’s been preparing.  Topics on the day include the cable company owning your soul, is Tiger the greatest athlete of all time, the 5 worst sports casters ever, how to fix the NBA finals, a list of the most common items removed from assholes, and the battle for the shameful bronze is settled.  Nothing like starting your week of in an 80 year old cooter.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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It’s Always Great When Penis Comes To Town

It’s a slightly more together mofobes this week, but that doesn’t mean he’s any less entertaining.  The question is what kind of mood is he in, heirloom tomato or baconator?

Topics on the day include commie pinko rants, Mexico’s most dangerous town rips off TAI, building a sex dungeon on the downlow, when pork fat goes too far, and how an injured goose is reason enough for a newsbreak.  I didn’t take your motherfuckin pork chop!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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City Folk Just Don’t Git It

B-Mo has a full fledged hobo in the co-host spot as Bonunk is done with school AND bathing.

Topics on the day include the pussification of American children, taking your belt off in line at the buffet, when Disney characters go bad, Leslie D gets a compelling counter offer, 2 websites the will keep you entertained for days, and why a grown man eating a McFlurry just ain’t right.  We need more sin in Church!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Drinking In The Fjords

Today’s episode of TAI proves to be the the most exotic to date as our co-host, KGB checks in from the sunny 52nd state of Finland.

Topics on the day include drinking (and puking) with your students, why bringing you family to Vegas is ok… once, turning down drinks at a whorehouse, why women cannot fairly judge other women and a date is set for the Great Degenerate Debate of ’08!  Get it?  It rhymes…

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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The Degenerate Gauntlet Has Been Thrown

Fobes is back and he’s pissed.  He missed out on a steak dinner, missed out on a bikini pic, and is currently being trounced by Bohunk in the degenerate poll.  He does, however, have one thing going for him, he’s completely shit faced.

Topics on the day include a look into the future of Las Vegas, Gordie Brown goes from class to ass, the easy way to make $943, B-Mo goes on an all you can eat meat-a-thon, Fobes’ morals won’t let him throw his first bowling match, and spreading pig fat on your toast.  Do you have a rock in your face?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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