This Ain’t Iowa

I know what you’re thinking, here comes another episode where Bohunk talks about how trashed he got over the weekend.  Well you’re wrong.  This time he got trashed on a Thursday.

Topics on the day include B-Mo’s version of an exciting weekend, the correct method of urinating in public, taking babies to tanning salons, a triumphant return to bingo, and what Bohunk has in common with Sesame Street.  I smell a new poll question…

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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 I Don't Remember Going To Burger King [69:10m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Alright fellas, wipe your feet and watch your mouth because there’s a lady in the house.  Lady Grey, one of TAI’s most, er, open contributers sits in the cohost seat, and if her writing is any indication, she’ll have a lot to say.

Topics include TAI influencing relationship, the motive behind sharing intimate details of your sexual lives, what happens when “you just can’t make it”, how penises are similar to basketball, and why there is nothing abnormal about a 3 way relationship.  What role did you play in the porn charade?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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 You'll Shoot Your Eye Out [76:42m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

You would think students in Las Vegas would excel in math.  Measuring proportions to make meth, making change for the cocktail waitresses, getting paid 3/2 on blackjack, the list goes on.  But students are failing at an alarming rate, so we take TAI’s resident math teacher to task, and hopefully find out why 100% of the students in Bohunk’s school failed a math test.

Other topics include the host’s inability to think of synonyms, a sweet analogy comparing oatmeal to football, cat calling a mother and child, and why you should never take a hooker’s word for it.  Ridiculously fantastic!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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 Polyhedrons [64:38m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

So there we were.  It was late.  We had all been drinking.  One thing led to another, and before you knew it…We bought matching bowling shirts!

Topics on the day include a beauty contest that is sure to turn into a sausage factory, modified pythagoeum theories, TAICON searches for a new venue after multiple fatalities, Steve Wynn lands the biggest hack (I mean impressionist) in Vegas, and Fobes gets his first taste of a TAI style backhanded compliment.  Hacienda de Mofobes is confirmed!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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 One Thing Led To Another... [66:26m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

One host did a total of 16 hours of drinking and spent all of the daylight hours on Saturday in a strip club, and the other host changed diapers and compared laundry detergent prices.  You figure out which one’s which.

Topics on the day include the world’s greatest non profit, new TAICON gear, the greatest first post in message board history, results of the road head poll, TAI’s charity of choice, and this just in - Michael Jackson is creepy.  Did you pay the negro tax?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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 Bottom Of The 7th, Cubs Up By 3 [65:22m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

The ever elusive Rick in Reston is sitting in the co-captain’s seat this morning, and what was supposed to be a intellectual discussion about baseball turns into so much more…

Topics on the day include finding Vegas later on in life, chasing down hubcaps with no pants on, LSD induced dream sequences, vomiting under water, girlfriend’s requesting tapes of “Whore Week”, and waking up at 8:00 AM for 3 minutes of poker action.  Is he still talking?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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 Jacques Cousteau Has A Hell Of An Arm [65:32m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Steve Wynn called the Frontier a toilet bowl for half a decade, now he’s got his wish.  Al least according to Fobes.

Topics on the day include revealing the secrets to defeating team TAI, waiting 3 hours for beer, the Palazzo continues it’s half assed opening, B-Mo oozes Mormon charm and Fobes steps up and makes a payment on his humiliation bet.  My 2 month old would never bet the field.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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 The World's Biggest Toilet Bowl [64:29m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Team TAI is still reeling from the pain of losing, but no one took it harder than Bohunk who capped off an afternoon of wiffleball with 12 hours of drinking.

Topics on the day include downtown night clubs, negotiated vaginal coitus, yards o’ beer, new sexual exploits that the Native American in your life can be proud of and good old fashioned anal fissures.  I parlayed the Chief Joseph into a Papa Smurf.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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 I Will Fight No More, Forever [62:13m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

The evil doctor has returned and this time he’s not just making fun of patients.  Patch406 generously offers to cater to the medical needs of the TAI community…then make fun of them.

Other topics include team TAI’s shameful loss, being trapped in a shit locker, what to do when your tale pops out, the worst medical side effect ever, the introduction of the stripper contest, and Patch’s soiled paradise.  Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to bust out an alonekin.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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 Oh Doctor You Be Doin' Me Wrong! [67:39m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

B-Mo and Bohunk are back with their trademark discussions about everything and absolutely nothing at the exact same time.  Fantastic!

Topics on the day include the results of the shart poll, three men fitting into tiny holes, B-Mo’s embarassment quiz, dates for TAICON 2 officially announced and Eliot Spitzer analyzed by realscoop.com.  Come for the game, stay for the blumpkin!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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 Eliot Spitzer - TAI's Man Of The Year [59:45m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download