This Ain’t Iowa

The countdown is on and today is the perfect appetizer.  Troy Bohunk stops by to get some help narrowing down the brothel decision.  Listen as he calls the “Final 4″ and get your vote in.

Other topics on the day include boner pills cutting to the chase, assholes who park for speedy getaways, the bell curve of depression, the great state of the American economy courtesy of President Bush, and did we mention we were talking about whores?  Do you by chance have poon on the menu?

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Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Welcome To Whore Week!: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

It has been a wild weekend in the world of TAI.  2 People are starting their week off rolling in money, TD after a great run of college b-ball picks and Troy Bohunk thanks to the generosity of our listeners.

Topics of the day include a sneak preview of whore week, TD shows that he can read both ways, McDonalds makes some menu changes, rare praise comes rolling in from Trainfan, and an insider source recommends you lay off the “roast beef” sandwiches.  Ketchup on a burger?  What are you, 12?

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Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Would You Like To Supersize That?: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

So the question must be answered, did BMO make the show or is TD flying solo?  All of those questions answered plus the latest Saturday lines courtesy of donbest.com

Other topics on the day include the Brew Pub (hopefully) burns to the ground, Bayou Billy stops by for some NBA chatter, Fobes surfaces, the girls just keep on coming at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone, and an in depth interview with fyregirl who discusses her new career path and maybe even some insight into her relationship.  You don’t have to work blue Tommy.  You’re better than that.

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Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 The Adventures of Bayou Billy [60:58m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

How is it that a show where absolutely nothing is discussed can last an hour and 15 minutes?  You’ll see…

“Topics” on the day include magical meat paste, Bohunk’s rising star, brothel freebies, libraries that are destined to become coffee houses, 5 seconds of Oscar talk, and why you should never accidentally bet on Toledo.  I’m sorry, did you say your name was Mick Jagger?

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Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 More Like Dummy Jones!: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Prepare yourself ladies, because there’s a new Tommy Dutch in town and he ain’t got no love for bitches.  Well, at least until the unexpected visitor arrives…

Other topics include the new upgrades at the Golden Nugget, TD’s new racist apartment complex, Hanna Montana sells out Vegas, a billionaire pissing contest, Fobes turns down a date with the Miss America girls, and did we mention that the Giants are going to the Superbowl…

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Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Rock Out With Your Caucus Out [62:02m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

It’s another live show on a Friday night brought to you by donbest.com, and I have to warn you, Trainfan’s been drinking.

Topics on the day include TD’s new bachelor pad, BMO’s pregnancy scare, a rousing endorsement for Arby’s, a guest host announced for next week, and all of this weekend’s NFL and NCAAB lines courtesy of donbest.com.  Did somebody say in-n-out?

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Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Nothing But Winners! Just Ask KGB... [62:58m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Last Wednesday’s show got off to a bad start with Dutch dropping some cash in college basketball and BMO’s record weight gain.  With more money on the line and the scale waiting, what will today bring?

Topics on the day include Brian’s secret shame revealed to the world, why millions of terrorists will kill you if you vote democrat, TD calls shenanigans in the Fat Fuck Off contest, too much information from the coffee lady and how to hang out with Hulk Hogan for only $100.  Plus as a super bonus – The only post to ever be deleted from the TAI forums!

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Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Ministers Get The Hottest Broads [63:21m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

What a wild weekend our hosts had.  TD spent time shopping at Starbucks with Fyregirl and BMO had to choose between a whorehouse and mini golf.  Guess what won?

Other topics include CIA Bob’s black light theory proves true, Tom pays extra for tea and tits, a new can’t miss handicapping technique, why it’s better to die in a casino than a hospital, and the Wranglers give a new meaning to “spending time in the box”.  Nothing like masturbating on a sunny Paris morning.

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Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 It's Pronounced Bagel [65:42m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Well, our hosts are on a bit of a cold streak after they both died in flames with their picks on the Leroys Sports Hour, but their back and BMO has a can’t miss 8 team NFL parlay.

Other topics include the first TAI poker winner of 2008, TD calls the play by play of the live chat room, Brian gives out a little too much info on his testicles, a few words (literally) from Mrs. Mo, and a full slate of college basketball action courtesy of donbest.com

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Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Take Dogs And The Overs! It's A Lock! [62:10m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

There’s a weird vibe in the TAI air tonight, like a 70 degree January day in Wisconsin, and it produced a show unlike most others.

Both of our hosts come in with a chip on their shoulder, Dutch licking his wounds from a Michigan St. and Obama loss, and Brian from a day of customer service training and computer geek traffic jams.  Some of the topics that set them off are shitty customer service training, BMO’s run in with the parking attendant, fear of the 3 man booth, record weight gain, the worst religious discussion ever, and haunting words from Momma Dutch.  Did I mention I like jizz on my face and chest?

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Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Possibly The Strangest Show Ever [66:32m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download