This Ain’t Iowa

We’ve been away for a while so the fellas put together a jam packed show to catch everyone up on the drama.

The begin with a Christmas recap and whether it’s Brian drinking in the morning or Tommy giving the ladies in his life the gift of Dutch, there is an overlying air of sadness.  This followed up by a British TAI meet up in which B-Mo perpetuated the fat, ugly American sterotype while Tommy wass late because of a, well, lets call it a pit stop.  Finally the fellas preview New Years Eve in Las Vegas, and whether you’ll be with K-Fed or the Doobie brothers, everyone’s mind will be focused on who TD will be kissing when the ball drops.  I give blow jobs.  Would you like a blow job?

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Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

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Today’s show starts innocently enough, with a heat fealt celebration of the birth of Christ, but by the time it’s over retards and 14 year olds are grabbing a bus to planned parenthood.

Less disturbing topics on the day include Vegas’ most profitable month ever, Brian’s new neighbor, Tom gives the gift of himself for the holidays, politicians embracing the Christmas spirit, and listen to money being lost live on the air.  Help!  A stripper hacked into my bank account!

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Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

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It’s a fiesty Brian and an exhausted Dutch on this anything goes Wednesday and that can only lead to hilarity…or bitter failure.

Topics on the day include a college ref with some skeletons in his closet, the ins and outs of the inside/outside theory, Michael Jackson is an avid reader, more than you ever wanted to know about how much Brian loves himself, and the fellas plan to crash the Trippie awards.  Don’t let your dick look like a little Philippino boy.

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Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Kum & Go [57:32m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

How fitting that one year after the very first all sports show in TAI history, the Godfather has returned for another bowl preview show, this time live on donbest.com.

In addition to the Godfather’s run down of all the games on tap over the next month, the fellas discuss the new official TAI poker tournament schedule, Mike Davis’ feelings on cleavage, why Brian isn’t as big a celebrity as he thinks, and all of next week’s NFL lines first courtesy of donbest.com.

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Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Holy Shit! Miami Won! [62:56m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

It’s a 20% Vegas Friday on This Ain’t Iowa, and the fellas would like to thank the classless NY Post for the title of today’s show.

Topics on the day include a TAI meet up in the middle of a ho-down, more concern ours out for Tommy Dutch, Brian finally starts blossoming, the secret life of mofobes, and baseball tattle tales come clean.  Did I ever tell you about the time a hippopotomus ran through my office.

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Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

  Ike "Beats" Tina To Death: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

It’s all about relationships on today’s TAI and whether your married with a kid on the way or currently seeing 2 women with no secrets we have something for everyone.

Topics of the day include Tommy’s disfunctional home life, how TAI has finally become stalker worthy, what half of a fish a you more likely to fuck, a slew of new listeners get a shout out, and TAI bands to help one of it’s own. How did we go 139 episodes without using the word snatch?

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Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Welcome To The View With BMO [65:32m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

It’s a record breaking episode of TAI with numbers shattered for message board viewers, live show listeners and a TAI poker champ is crowned.

Topics on the day include another betting lesson from professor Dutch, an ailing listener makes a pleas for help, a recap of Hatton vs Mayweather, and all of next week’s NFL lines given out first courtesy of donbest.com.

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Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Square Money Wins Big This Weekend [64:45m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Hatton and Mayweather won’t be the only fight in Vegas this weekend as throngs of fans from across the pond will face off some America loving cowboys in town for the rodeo.  Which side will you choose?

Other topics include cheating in a relationship (wait until you hear Tommy’s answer), more controversy over message board posting, why Brian may be dumber than a retarded person, the great hooker debate rages on and the difference between racism and common sense.

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Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

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Whether it’s talking to a puppet first thing in the morning or looking yourself in the mirror after listening to a threatening email, it’s clear that both of our hosts have made some questionable decisions in their life.  Tune in as they lament, and find at why Dutch is ready to leave the state at any moment.

Other topics include hookers going the extra mile with their customer service, Troy Bohunk’s hooker questionaire, Tommy entertains a hooker after a Dave Matthew’s concert, whether you can justify spending $1,000 on a hooker when a crack head will blow you for $20, and find out how you can be part of TAI’s new “Hookers On Film” project.  Just meet us behind the Burger King.

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Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 What Happened To My Life? [63:41m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Today’s live show on donbest.com starts off with a bang as they invite a drunken “Buckeye Bob” on to the show to discuss the travesty that is Ohio St.’s National Championship bid and how on Earth anyone can look the Rainbow Warriors in the face.

Other topics include a long overdue thank you to fyregirl, Evel Kenevil dies without the involvement of a motorcycle, a “lightning round” rundown of all of the bowls, and next week’s NFL lines first courtesy of donbest.com

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Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Jim Tressel Is A Weasely Faggot [65:40m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download