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Monthly Archives: August 2007

Chaffed Nipples

It was a slow news week in Vegas, but luckily we hit the high points like neglected children, hobo boxing, and naked beer runs.

It’s also time to unviel the #10 property on the list.  Best pool scene in Vegas, as long as you don’t mind a little sand in your crack, but the waitresses leave much to be desired.  Also, a gourmet dinner with a view of the penny slots and a dive bar that offers kareoke and food poisoning.  And never forget, mothers love BMo.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Alright Kids, It’s Time For The Slideshow (AAC)

Here’s a little throwback to those boring film strips you were forced to watch in school, the only difference is those didn’t feature empty beer bottles, strippers, and grown men on the verge of vomiting. It’s the first interactive edition of TAI, follow along online with the narration, it’s like being there (without the hangover)!

Other topics include, Tommy Dutch on the next “To Catch A Predator”, the worst parenting advice ever, the brand new spam of the week feature, and the best way to kill yourself. Damn, Jesus is getting fucked up!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Alright Kids, It’s Time For The Slideshow

Here’s a little throwback to those boring film strips you were forced to watch in school, the only difference is those didn’t feature empty beer bottles, strippers, and grown men on the verge of vomiting.  It’s the first interactive edition of TAI, follow along online with the narration, it’s like being there (without the hangover)!

Other topics include, Tommy Dutch on the next “To Catch A Predator”, the worst parenting advice ever, the brand new spam of the week feature, and the best way to kill yourself.  Damn, Jesus is getting fucked up!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Hooray! We Actually Have Something To Talk About!

It’s week 1 of the college football season and the fellas leave no stone unturned. BMo and TD check the line for every game on the board, and with a little help from their friends at Don Best, try to find a winning angle.

Additional topics include Vick’s plea deal, the Mariners and D-Backs keep winning, Brian’s lessons learned from betting baseball, and the Godfather’s locks for week one. I do not look like a big headed buffoon who made a living acting like a retard!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Manx Meet Up-The Morning After

It is the morning after the much anticipated TAICON and though the details are hazy, the fellas try to piece the evening together.

It begins innocently enough, interesting trivia about the Isle of Man and the inner workings of jet ejector seats.  But several shots, beers and cocktails later, listeners start coming up missing, someone is passed out at the table, and a lucky employee had to be summoned after the patio was turned into a vomitorium.

There is also a recommendation for relieving your college years, the #11 Vegas property revealed, and plenty of places to catch shitty music this weekend.  Whatever a woman and her camel do in the privacy of their own homme is their business.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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It’s A Half-Assed College Football Preview

The fellas were hoping the Godfather today to impart his college football brilliance, unfortunately a scheduling conflict kept him away so instead TD and B-Mo struggle through another Monday with limited sports involvement.

Some topics include professional cup stackers, crappy little leaguers, sports criminals pleading guilty, betting on your favorite teams, and the difference between sports and games.  Eric Gange better watch his back.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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I’m Covered In Ants!

Tommy was a little bummed out because he felt the last show was too “professional”. Well fear not loyal listeners, almost no effort was put into today’s show!

The fellas intorduce a slew of new listeners and Tommy adopts a new robotic personality. Hear about a great deal at a shitty casino, and a football pick ’em contest that requires absolutely no skill. Right up Brian’s alley.

Finally, they wrap it up with a fat chick recap, midgets in costume, hair bands a plenty, and judges chillin on myspace during recess. I can’t believe you’ve had Thai food 3 days in a row!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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It’s The Borderline Racist Show!

Have you ever listened to someone talk and you can’t quite decide if they’re being offensive?  Well prepare yourself for plenty of that today.

Topics discussed include shitty television, shitty criminals and shitty drinking laws.  Then for some reason there is a 5 minute political discussion.  Then the boys wrap it up with an in depth discussion on the proper terminology for a group of fat women.  Have you ever been with a black chick?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Tommy Has A Loose Plan

Only one more week to go before we have some actual content for the Monday show, but for now you’ll have to deal with losing an hour of your life.

Topics discussed include the boy’s predictions for the NFL season, including the crowning of the Superbowl champs, Pacman hits a new low, a feel good story in St. Louis and another gambling scandal invades the sports world.

Don’t worry, for all of you non sports fans we also have another tale from the Binions bathroom, the latest Baby BMo decision, and Tommy Dutch’s childhood aspirations.  You wanna smoke some dope?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Mr. Pants’ Big Night Out

Let me get something straight.  There was drinking and strip clubs on a Wednesday night, and Dutch wasn’t involved?  That’s right, everyone’s favorite daddy to be had his own adventure and lived to tell about it.

If there’s any time left after Brian’s rambling, the fellas will unveil their #13 property, talk about Thai food and cheap beer, give a great tip on where to pick up housewares, and figure out why Tommy Dutch is suddenly breaking into cold sweats lately.  What’s the matter, your monkey doesn’t like me?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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