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Monthly Archives: July 2007

That Billy Martin Sure New How To Tip

It may be the dog days of summer but the fellas managed to clumsily patch together a sports show with their usual professionalism.

Topics on the day include, NFC favorites and week one predictions by our very own prognosticator, does David Beckham actually play soccer, ESPN’s miserable original programming, and bingo finally getting the attention it deserves.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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I Love Foul Mouthed Hookers

It’s gonna be a busy week in Vegas chock full of entertainment, including ex heroine addict Artie Lange and ex meth addict Fergie. But don’t worry, they’re both clean now, so more for the rest of us!

Topics of the day include a rehash of the successful tipping segment, why you should never trust a lawyer with a mullet, Tommy’s new roomie, Brian finds a perfect job, the #15 property in Las Vegas, and mob justice returns to southern Nevada. I said no mutha fucka!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Fyregirl Invades TAI

It’s been a long time coming, but TAI gets a feminine touch as Fyregirl stops by the show, and no questions are off limits.  Some of the topics discussed are how to get a dancers attention, sexy catfights, firefighting from prison, and why you should never play a board game by yourself.

If you have any attention span after the interview, BMo and TD list their top 5 beers, discuss the horrible new rash of game shows, and Tommy rejoices in the fact that he only had to work for about 10 minutes this episode.  Make it Rain!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Cookies And Nipples

What a week it’s been in the world of sports.  Between Michael Vick being te world’s worst pet owner, Mark Cuban gunning to be the world’s worst baseball owner, the mob taking LeBron to the hoop and major league pitchers doctoring balls and beating up cops, there should be no shortage of topics to discuss.  Speaking of pitchers, wait until you hear Dutch’s take on Nolan Ryan.

We’ll also get an update on Brian’s first 2 weeks of baseball betting, another lightning round edition of his over/under picks AFC version, and more pearls of wisdom from Tommy Dutch.  Is it cool for a guy to have a cookie jar?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Four 6’s Always Beat a 10

It’s time for another all Vegas Friday and some of today’s topics include another failed B-Mo job interview, Dutch talking business at the buffet, the perfect sponsorship deal for TAI, and how to work smart, not hard at the Hard Rock pool.

The fellas also discuss the #16 property in the city, try to get a grip on the new vibe on the message boards, a new WSOP champion is crowned, and Tommy unearths another government conspiracy.  Can you believe there’s a grown man named Winky?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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I’m Becomming Obsessed With Strippers

Brian and Tommy are back and they’ve brought along another tale of debauchery.  It begins innocently enough, with a quaint afternoon get together, but 2 strip clubs ad 6 casinos later and Dutch is drunk dialing his girlfriend with an ominous warning.

Tommy also lays out his top 10 movie list complete with a #1 that will surprise everyone.  Well, almost everyone.  Also tune in to hear why personalized license plates can give too much information and why you should never leave a dead hooker in the hallway.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Katie Reese Is Big-timing Us

It’s another weekend in Vegas full of big musical guests, hilarious comedians, and of course child pornographers.

Topics of the day include an old west shootout in the Big Apple, the heat slowing down travelers, midgets in a box, an update on Miss TAI, recommendations on where to get a great meal and a Super Squishy, and the #17 property in Vegas revealed.

Take a look at post 71 from the last show to findout why this show is late.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Transformers: More Advertising Than Meets The Eye

As expected, Tommy took a beating from all of the Ripken lovers out there.  Listen as he defends his position, then gives his rapid fire opinion on the Hall Of Fame future of some of today’s greats.

Other topics include, Brian’s top 10 movies of all time, a botched job interview that may lead to a court date, putting superstition ahead of health, a kickass afternoon at the grocery store, and Tommy meets more hot chicks.  “It’s kind of a bondage site”.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Tommy’s Prepares For A “Big Hurt”

For those of you who were shocked by Dutch’s Frank Thomas bashing, you haven’t heard anything yet.  Listen as he throws one of baseball’s darlings into the mediocre pile.

Other topics include, is Roger Federer the best tennis player ever, who watches cycling, the All Star Game, and for god sakes, let the fat kid at the end of the bench play!

If you still have time after all of that, mofobes checks in with a WSOP main event update, Brian predicts the NFC over/under totals, and a major announcement surrounding the future of the Monday show.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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I Now Pronounce You Man And Oprah

It’s another disjointed Friday with topics ranging from late night firework displays, slow motion vomiting, cops making their quotas, and Brian’s list of things to say at a business meeting.

But the brides and grooms are the stars of today’s show on the eve of the busiest wedding day in Vegas history.  The fellas talk pros and cons of a Sin City marriage, a hot spot for a bachelor party, and a brand new club that can cater the reception.  “You best be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold medina”.

Plus stay tuned at the end of today’s show for a great call from Hawkeye Brad who gives the play by play of having a Vegas wedding.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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