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Monthly Archives: June 2007

Danny Gans Deserves An Apology

It’s a huge weekend in Vegas with some of the biggest names (and has beens) in music headlining around town.

If music doesn’t tickle your fancy, maybe you can enjoy an all inclusive strip club lunch package, complete with a meal, dance, and wiffle ball tournament, how to break into swimming pools, while camping alone isn’t strange at all, and don’t forget to get yourself analing probed this month.  Freebird!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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George Bush Vs. Homer Simpson

Too many topics, too little brain cells.  Have you noticed that ever since Brian and Tommy started writing things down, they’ve somehow become more disorganized?

Today’s hodgepodge includes Brian’s top 10 tv shows, Jacko is out of Vegas, the answers to the “Know Your Host” contest revealed, and are the wrestling record books tainted?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Barry Bonds, Sushi And Hookers

What other show can you tune into that starts with a 20 minute discussion about the meal the hosts just ate, migrates to an in depth discussion on National League baseball, and wraps up with a review of high class prostitutes?

I’m pretty sure B-Mo and Dutch have the market cornered.

Other topics include, Tommy’s delusions of cohabitation, baseball milestones being reached and the drugs that aided them, Brian gets the celebrity treatment, and the worst golf swing in the world.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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69! Get It?

Las Vegas is officially falling apart. First the Paris Hilton party may be in jeopardy after her “spiritual awakening”, and now Lohan’s dad is putting the kibash on his daughter’s 21st! Oh yeah, and there was also a huge fire downtown, Pacman is being prosecuted and there’s a she-pimp running amok.

Luckily we have some enlightening stories as well, like poker pros squandering their money on blackjack, craps and whores, ways to beat the summertime heat, and why Tommy Dutch’s hatred for law enforcement may not be unfounded.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Hawaiian Chicks Are Hot

What kind of world do we live in?  Paris Hilton finds Jesus, Mr. Wizard dies, and Hasselhoff gets full custody of his kids.  Luckily you have TAI to defuse the situation.

Brian and Tommy lighten things up with an embarrassing steam room incident, the worst joke Brian has ever written, and a major TAI announcement.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Casey Kasem Stops By TAI

The message boards were a-flutter with details from a wild Wednesday night on the town. Mofobes calls in to put an end to the rumors and tell everyone exactly how Tommy acts after 11 gin and tonics.

Since it is a sports show, the hosts take a few minutes to talk US Open golf, the NBA finals, and a mid season report card on the American League.

Finally, Dutch gives a lesson on calling third strikes, and has poker infiltrated America’s pastime?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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I’ll Pay you

While Brian was tucket away in his bed, Dutch, mofobes and the listeners were tearing up the town on a Wednesday night. Tune in to hear the results of the humiliation bet, and why it isn’t always so great to be Tommy Dutch.

Other topics include, Brian’s free peep show, cops want Pacman behind bars, jumping out of airplanes and tiny shrimp cocktails.

Finally, find out why Andre Aggassi is setting up a career after tennis. He’s a preview, she-pimp.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Did the Sopranos Let Their Audience Down

Welcome to the first Wednesday of TAI. Wondering what to expect? So Are Brian and Tommy.

We begin the day with Dutch addressing onslaught of insults that have been fired at him all week. He says he doesn’t mind, but inside he’s crying. Other topics include, The Sopranos series finale, Paris trades in favors for an early release, and former NFL stars playing dress up.

Finally, after much anticipation, the debut of a new contest. Do you think you know our hosts? If you do an entire collection of worthless prizes may be yours.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Rags to Riches, Curlin, and Chad Johnson. What A Trifecta.

It’s the first all sports show and the fellas do their best to stay on track. Tommy Dutch reveals some of his secrets to baseball handicapping and Brian admits defeat in the NBA.

Other topics thrown around include, The new Stanley Cup champs, playing tennis on Play D’oh, and what does Gary Sheffield have in common with Don Imus.

Finally, it’s never to early to talk NFL, Dutch tries to gain an advantage with his week 1 lines.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Pitt, Damon, Carrottop?

We begin this episode with a warning, all stripper and hooker talk is kept to an abolute minimum. If you would like to skip this show, we understand.

But don’t worry, there’s still plenty of depravity to go around including boob jobs, male pampering, more TD celebrity encounters, and a change to the show that may change things forever! But probably won’t.

Finally, you’ll here the boy’s opinions on douchbags in hats, high heeled shoes, and orthodontics, a selection of Vegas events from classical guitar to “Did you ever notice…”, and 12 guys who may be vomiting their way around 18 holes.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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