This Ain’t Iowa

After much deliberation, Shaun’s 30 birthday party was put into effect and was a huge success thanks to Mofobes, the Martha Stewart of the valley. Tune in to hear about drunken rants, all too competitive ping pong matches, and a “fun” poker game that turned serious really quickly.

Tired of poop jokes? Well, some listeners are, so the fellas raise the bar by dropping some culture on your asses with their off strip recommendations.

Finally for This Ain’t Iowa, a crime wave has hit Vegas. Is it gang violence? Meth? Try Stouffer’s frozen dinners.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 That's Not How You Play Pocket Kings! [68:07m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This weekend is coming as a relief to both of our hosts. Tony Bennett finally left after a week long engagement in Brian’s guest room, and Tommy is back at home after a Thelma and Louise-esque road trip. Five questions that can’t be answered and home made ketchup are featured prominently.

Additional topics include, another Vegas casino finds a new owner, the Planet Hollywood magic show finds a new skank, the return of shit on the floor, some personal ads for the ladies, and of course, hookers, hookers, and more hookers.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Won't Somebody Think Of The Children! [60:31m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Brian was entertaining Tony Bennett all weekend so Tommy fills us in on his exciting weekend. It involves bright lights and shiny colors, so it was either a party at the Palms or the fish tank at the Silverton.

Other topics include how to have a prideful Vegas weekend, cheap burgers and non-bowling bowling alleys, celebrity look a likes, the boys requesting stalkers, and an update on Vegas’ newest professional poker player.

We wrap it up with 2 This Ain’t Iowa segments. One that talks about how easy it is to get a gun, and the other offers a place to go once you’ve been shot.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Lights In Every Erection [59:48m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Well, it’s been a while so I bet you think TD and B-Mo have plenty to talk about! Well, not really, but that never stopped them before.

Topics of the day include the Planet Ho Casino in full effect, why tournament blackjack blows, having a lazy old time in Vegas, Brian’s wife playing match maker with Dutch, and the Palms breaking in their new showroom with a top headliner.

We wrap it up with a preview of the NBA playoffs and a poker player that took a really bad beat.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Tony Bennet Strikes Again [62:43m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

It’s been a long week for the fellas. Dutch has been living it up at the clubs, playing poker, drinking, and having uncomfortable bathroom encounters, and Brian, well, Brian has been arguing with his wife over paper towels.

Topics for the day include Pacman’s punishment, bones in the desert, the most ridiculous buffet in Vegas, missing money that could have saved a failing casino.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 The Elusive Desert Tortoise [57:18m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

G’Day TAI listeners and welcome to the olnly Las Vegas podcast that talks about Austrailia. Today begins with tale of drinking that ended at 10pm. Think that’s no big deal? Wait until you hear what time it started. That is followed up with the much anticipated interview with Iowa producer Tony. He talks about gambling down under, footie, and the challenges of working with mentally ill hosts.

When we travel back mainland we hear about parks and fatty food, a new breed of prostitute, and the debut of the 7 deadly sins segment. Today we’re talking greed. That shouldn’t be too hard.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 It's Austrailia Day!: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

If gambling for 11 hours on a Monday afternoon is wrong, then Brian doesn’t want to be right. Find out what the boys have been up to this week, and why Brian is gambling for car parts.

In the final casino review TD and BMo take a ride down Boulder Highway. If they refer to a casino that features a trailor/RV park out back as “the class of Boulder Highway” you can imagine what we’re in for.

Finally Tommy breaks down baseball with a national league slant. He doesn’t offer much info in the way of betting, but don’t worry, Pete Rose is always available for that.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Fuck Dimes!!! [68:41m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

It was a wild weekend in Vegas to say the least. Complete with obscure deaths, new racey entertainment, lame bachelor.bachelorette parties, making a killing at low limit poker, brushes with celebrity, stepping in dog shit, and homeless people in disguise.

As though that weren’t enough, the boys break down the Station Casino chain. They feature crappy cover bands, but at least they offer amazing opportunities to locals…or do they? Plus Brian devulges a deep dark secret.

Finally, Tommy and Brian make their picks for tonight’s national championship game, and a trully “shitty” This Ain’t Iowa segment.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

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