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Monthly Archives: January 2007

Sports Betting Master Class

Dealers union a likely prospect? No, but there is no reason you should have to put up with Dicks playing low limit poker. Tommy Dutch makes his first post on the board, well according to Brian.

You asked for it, so you got it, well one of you asked for it, so all of you get it. What’s a spread? A money line of -2.50 does that mean you’ll lose money? What about all these prop bets, what the heck are they?

Paris, ah the big Eiffel Tower that’s half the size. Both of the guys love the great food and the cocktail waitresses, but that’s all the agree on. Why does it create such a split? Tune in to find out.

We get of the strip to check out another mini Vegas, Primm Nevada and an old fashion steakhouse. Jesus Lady of Vegas what is this world coming too? Armed and dangerous and on the run, only in Las Vegas.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Skechers Ha I know these things

How could we forget the worlds fattest Elvis? A blast from the past One on One sports, whatever happened Johnny Renshaw. This ain’t iowa prop bets, my money is on Brian for the absolutely. Lets not forget Tommy Dutch and his brush with the law.

Bally’s is Vegas old style and when we say old style we mean 1980’s Vegas. There’s a great moving side walk and you go through Ballys to get to Paris. As far as shows go… well you get to see other people win prizes and a fake Bob Barker.

Love it and Hate it. It’s a about the energy and the traffic. So which one do you think we love? We round out the show with our sports picks. Can Brian make any ground on Mr Dutch?

Happy Australia Day

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Roe Vs Cactus

We’ll did we underestimate two of the smaller casinos on the strip we talked about them last week, but thanks for everyone on the comment thread. This Ain’t Iowa? This ain’t the soy bean report for sure.

Insider places for this week are both outside of Vegas. Lofland is a mini Vegas by the river and Brian has something for the kids, the Ethel M Chocolates factory in Henderson.

Barbary Coast is the home of the greatest meal Tommy Dutch has ever eaten and our next stop on the strip. Great mix of limit, some good drinking and did we tell you about the food? Four and a Half corn storks, a must see.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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The great burger debate

You asked for it, so you got it, the great burger debate. Are you a Fat Burger man or are In N Out burger person? March madness the greatest four days in sports, but Slashdogx is it worth risking your life for it.

Conventions are a big part of Vegas porn stars one week, realtors the next. Another new segment I love it, I hate it. Crime and the skyline, which one do you love?

Two of the smallest casino’s on the strip Osheas and Casino Royale. How about the food? Subway or Burger King. Entertainment we have Vinnie Favorito and Vinnie Favorito. Say all that Tommy Dutch thinks they are a must see.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Old dudes like to Golf

Jeff Cutler from Bowl of Cheese and A Life of Play stops by. He was in town for CES, what gadgets did he love? Did someone say playmates… Zap.

Brian lays his love on the line for the Flamingo. The penthouse is superb, no not the magazines. Good gambling with a wide spread of limits, but enough with the pink felt. The food and drinks are a mixed bag, the same goes for the entertainment George Wallace is still killing them and Toni Braxton is… well 100ft high.

In a recommendation segment Brian sips some ass juice. To finish up Tommy tells the light heart story of a granny getting a cap in her ass.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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It’s a Turkey

Time to hang out and do some people watching, or should that be porn star watching. And we crown another Las Vegas poker champ.

The Imperial Palace has a cool sports book, but does it have much else? Well not when it comes to hotel rooms, the are over priced and a little grubby. Find out why it holds a special place in Brian’s heart.

Who’s going to come out on top on are sports picks? Look for a bet involving Tommy’s Mascot. Are you lining up to see the playboy playmate at CES, well you might get a shock.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Hanging at Harrahs

Tommy tells of his brush with super stardom. And then we hear from you the listeners.
Brian interviews the first poker champion of the new year in Las Vegas. Yes clown wig and all.

Smack bang in the middle of the strip is Harrahs and that’s our next stop on the tour of the strip. The rooms are cheap and clean. Did we tell you the rooms are cheap and clean.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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The Venetian welcomes you to the movie set

What filled up our week? Dogs, old people and light globes. In the news this week find out what kid rock and his midget was up to. January is man heaven for Vegas conventions, gadgets and “adult” toys, aren’t they the same things?

The Venetian is the next stop on a stripwind tour. We tear back the curtain and find nothing more than chicken wire. Service, you want to talk service, forget about it unless you play $100 a hand. Any number of places to eat at, hours of entertainment, but the world worst sports book.

We finish This Ain’t Iowa with the segment that shares it’s name with this very show. Ross Verba shows us all how party for free in Las Vegas.

Sports pick scoreboard

Tommy Dutch 2-2 Brian Mollica 1-1-2

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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Don’t let this man use your Restroom

Jam packed show. We break format to fill you in on what we got up to these holidays.

Steve asks what do you get a gambler for Christmas? We don’t know, but maybe Tommy choice is the way to go.

This Ain’t Iowa… but it is Nevada(she’s the one on the right). All that and much much more…

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com and Tommy Dutch tom@notiowa.com Give us a call 206-203-Iowa

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