This Ain’t Iowa

Holy shit, we’re starting on time!

Topics on the day include sweet mix tapes, destroying the TAI calendar, cleaning up the Wednesday show, fucking the Lincoln Tunnel, turning down sex, Chopper makes a guest appearance, old men falling down, wrinkly sausage fingers and pretending like you didn’t just throw up.  Does Little Bow Wow know karate?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and don’t give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 You Always Go For The Colon [71:31m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

It’s selection Sunday!

Topics on the day include the the Guinness record for pants shitting, what the deal is with that ebay thing, hipsters, wives making friends, B-Mo breaks off another pitch perfect tv theme song and the field of 32 is drawn live.  You hear of this guy? Yeah, me Neither.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and don’t give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Drunk And Missing, As Par Usual [86:42m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Prepare for a scathing email!

Topics on the day include Christmas in the ghetto, the skinny on emoticons, penis fish, the underground railroad, mushroom stamps, bowties, shazbot, paying rent for an apartment you haven’t stepped foot in in 2 months, and a facebook update from Mr. Karros.  When show?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Blue Teefs [69:05m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

It’s time to air some grievances.

Topics on the day include the official release of the “uncoventional” TAI calendar, hiding behind false identities, the world gone mad that has become the TAI forums, fallout from the defeated husband show, more evidence that the winter olypics are stupid, and you heard it here first, America thinks it’s the center of the universe.  Thanks!!!!!!!!!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Retarded Peter Pan [84:37m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Troy is like Martha Stewart, only hotter.

Topics on the day include making it rain rent money, a 3 course meal at the chateau, more praise rolls in for Spanx, fat secret service agents, fat former presidents, Walmart finds a way to become even more unethical, TAI bans American Idol, and it turns out that a $4 steak is only half as good as an $8 steak.  Did you seriously buy a flower pot just to put your dessert in?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Typhoid Mary [72:36m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Here’s the twist part, Bill Cosby dies.

Topics on the day include punching children, broken highlighters, ekarros gets stood up, way too much singing, Troy takes a tumble, concert recaps, drinking on a Monday, why you should never walk drunk, fat flying, and a special birthday wish for Jazzy Jay.  I’ll take Jim Jay Bullock and Blackfist to block.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Bruce Vilanch [67:57m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Lets get one thing straight, there are no winners here, but who is king of the losers?

Sorry For the shitty audio.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 The Defeated Husband Challenge [65:56m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Do you hunch over and tug at your shirt?

Topics on the day include Brian’s new BFF, Fobes stalks Air Force 1, absynth shots at the NY NY, Fobes takes down the Sahara tourney with perky nipples, Jason Alexander plays another character that isn’t as funny as George Costanza, and the Planet Hollywood is officially dead to me.  Happy birthday Y2K!

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Spanx [68:38m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This shouldn’t take long.

Topics on the day include ekarros’s trip to Vegas, how Fobes and Bohunk bring out both the best and worst in eachother, Big Bufords, rancid sandwiches, a hot pocket hat trick, youjizz blows Troy’s mind again, Fobes’s nipples, Wheel of Fortune, couples skating, a curling tutorial, and a review of the “housewarming gifts”.  I’d like to solve the puzzle Pat.

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Blackfist [81:04m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

A dinner party?  Are you serious?

Topics on the day include coming to Vegas to watch Survivor at Troy’s, drinking alone on a Wednesday night, a Tommy Dutch encounter in a liquor store, why even the shittiest sporting event is worth a watch at Bennie’s Bullpen, closing down the Joker’s Wild, and Lake Las Vegas soon to be a bubbling shit hole.  Is Joey McEntire using a walker?

Email: Brian Mollica brian@notiowa.com, Patch patch@notiowa.com, Mofobes fobes@notiowa.com, Troy Bohunk bohunk@notiowa.com, and give us a call 206-203-Iowa

 

 Boobies [70:38m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download